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Amy Winehouse was arrested earlier today in London on suspicion of assault.

Amy reported to the London police station by appointment for questioning regarding the incident we told you about yesterday where she head-butted a man who was trying to hail her a cab. Winehouse, who was completely trashed at the time, thought the man was molesting her.

A Scotland Yard spokesman stated, “A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment. She is currently in custody.”

When Amy arrived at the station she must have been loaded because a police spokesperson said she was initially not fit to be interrogated. “The doctor has seen the 24-year old woman and has said that she is not fit to be interviewed. That means that we cannot deal with her for at least four hours and until the doctor has seen her again.”

If Amy is found guilty of assault she faces up to six months in jail and a £2,000 fine.

Meanwhile, Blake Fielder-Civil made an appearance in court today just hours before his wife was arrested. Amy did not make the hearing, but a young blonde named Sophie Schandorff, who was obviously very much into Blake, did. Blake seemed elated.

They were seen mouthing “I love you” to each other repeatedly. Blake said, “You all right, babe?” and made a waving gesture to her to suggest she come visit him in prison. And again she mouthed back, “I love you, I love you”, before the court warned her to stop. Later she told reporters that she and Blake are good friends who have known each other for awhile. Riiigghht.

Oh, can’t you just feel it? Amy and Blake’s junkie love story is about to come to an end. So much for happy endings.

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Although you wouldn’t think it would be possible for Amy Winehouse to to be in any worse condition, it is.

Winehouse went on a rampage Wednesday morning on the streets of London after a long night of drinking at the pubs and doing smack, or blow, or whatever she decided to geek out on that night.

Amy spent six hours in the bars drinking with musician pals and getting wasted. Onlookers say Amy was really messed up. A source told The Sun, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

She also wanted to play pool. But the tables were full and when a bar patron didn’t give up his table for her she hit him in the face. The victim, Mustapha el Mounmi, 27, said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back- she’s a woman.”

At nearly 3am Amy finally decided to head home. At some point a man tried to hail her a cab, which she didn’t take lightly. She was so out of it, she thought he was trying to grope her, which led her to head-butt the guy. Well now he’s pissed and it looks like Amy is risking arrest.

A Metropolitan police spokesperson said, “Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23. A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

But it doesn’t end there. When the junkie trainwreck got home she realized she had lost her keys (of course) and had to have friends help her break in through the garage. So now everyone knows her house is easy to get into. Heh.

Oh, Amy.

It’s not even sad anymore. It’s just disgusting. Junkies are pathetic beings. And to think she was voted top ROLEMODEL in the UK by British teens. Yikes.

Amy is going to die, folks. Yeah, I’m saying it. Look at her. Look at how much she has changed in the past two years. Her body is wasting away, her face is caving in. One of these days a fix is going to result in a dirt nap. It won’t be long.

Tick tock, tick tock…

Last Friday Amy Winehouse was photographed smoking pot in the open streets of London.

Amy was snapped puffing on a reefer after returning home from a party.  According to NOTW, Winehouse was a little messed up and was hurling expletives at a friend. Nothing new, and I’m sure marijuana wasn’t the only thing she was on!

So if you have been struggling through this season’s Bad Girls Club on Oxygen like me, you know that the drama, the anger and the slut factors have all been upped compared with last years girls.

You and I know that this mostly means these girls have terribly low self-esteems, which lead them to do desperate and mean things to others and even themselves. I’ll just say that Oxygen did a great job of digging up some truly f*cked up girls this year.

One of the girls is Cordelia, a seemingly nice enough girl who your first impression is most likely to be of the girl next door. Not so, she’s more like the whore you read about while you’re on the sh*tter.

This is a little racy for front page news kids, so to read more about her porn past, and see the video, take a peek under the cut.

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Amy Winehouse’s incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil was attacked in jail by inmates looking to score some smack.

The men figured Blake was carrying heroin since he’s failed three drug tests while in prison. Shockingly enough, he had none on him at the time of the assault.

A source told News of the World, “He got ambushed by a few blokes who thought he had heroin on him. He’s been put in solitary three times already for failing drug tests so they figured it was a fair bet he’d be carrying some - although he wasn’t. Because Blake is such a high-profile inmate, he’s a natural target. There have been lots of threats and for a long time he just kept himself confined to his cell - he’ll be staying there a lot more now.”

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Here’s a clip of Danny Bonaduce on Showbiz Tonight giving his two cents on Dina Lohan and her reality show, Britney Spears and child stars in general.

This is about the most sense I have ever heard come out of Danny’s mouth. I’m shocked. I have to say, I agree with most of what he says.

Kyle and the kids decide to become paparazzo after learning a photo of Britney Spears peeing on a ladybug sold for $100,000.

Heh.

The gang tells security they are Britney’s kids so that they can get in her hotel room and snap some photos to sell. Security tells Britney her kids are there to see her, but when she finds out it’s not them, she takes a shotgun to her head….and survives.

The kids then visit a headless Britney in the hospital whose only head parts left are a tongue and a mandible. Their remorse sets in.

The cartoon makes fun of Britney’s life, the people in it taking advantage of her and the strange fascination surrounding her.

(Very dark humor, if you don’t have a wicked sick sense of humor, like me, simply don’t watch the clip.)

Enjoy, totally worth watching!!