No, seriously.

Thanks, David!

Meghan McCain’s boob-i-full Twitpic

Meghan McCain posted a total boob shot on Twitter yesterday and then got all pouty and defensive when people commented on her rack.

With the photo she posted:

“my “spontaneous” night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout….I’m getting old”

When really she meant:

“LOOK AT MY BOOBS!”

Ya think? So when people responded negatively to the shot she acted like she had no clue as to why. Since then she posted six times defending herself. One of the posts:

“when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am”

Save it, sister.

She’s also threatened to leave Twitter, because, well, it’s the thing to do this week.

“why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment”

Playing the dumb blonde, no doubt.

Ok, listen. Fake boobs or not, was the bitch standing on her effing head when she shot the photo? Her tits are around her neck! She is SO OBVIOUSLY pushing them up as high to her chin with her arm! The Warhol jazz was just a cover. She wanted you to notice her tits. The book is not focal point of this photo, Meghan. You’re not fooling us!

Thanks for the shout out, Tom!

Whatever you do, do not follow Tom if you like Von Dutch jeans or trucker hats!

http://twitter.com/tomgreenlive

Almost naked pictures on Twitter seem to be what all the cool kids are doing these days. Katy Perry took a break from singing “I Kissed A Girl” (thank God!!) to tweet a picture of her taking a bath and eating an entire pizza by herself with the caption “I have no self control.”

You’re damn right she has no self control. She’s naked, and the pepperoni and sausage are both missing? Hmmm…

She did what with them…? Wow, that’s graphic. I was just going to say she didn’t order them, instead preferring a plain cheese pizza.

Who are you sick bastards…?!

Now, the anchovies… that’s an entirely different story altogether.

Oh, man… you’ve gotta love your Twitter. Adam Shankman, director/producer of the upcoming movie THE LAST SONG, thought it was necessary to tweet some behind-the-scenes pictures of one of his stars Miley Cyrus.

Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.

I don’t know about you, but the fact that Miley Cyrus is only 16 makes these just a little creepy. Wait… what…? The age of consent is 16… oh… well, nevermind then. Enjoy your casting couch adventures, Adam Shankman. More power to you. Let’s just make sure the pictures you post are of girls 18+ from now on. After all, the rest of us don’t want to get in trouble with the FBI.

But, with the way Miley Cyrus hopped up there on that chair like she is about to get it hit from behind, I don’t know how any of you can possibly call into question her virginity. With the ability to position herself like that, there is no way she has ever had sex in her whole life. Impossible. I mean, clearly she is pure and innocent. There are absolutely no indications that she is about to spank herself or is preparing for a gang bang. I just don’t know where some of you come up with this stuff. Don’t you know anything about teenage girls? They all sit backwards on chairs like that, with their backs arched, their asses in the air, and hair draped all across their face. That’s the new style.

All The Kidd knows is that if that’s the kind of fun that goes on in the make up room, I need to find me a make up room… quickly… as in now. Oh, sweet angels, I’m coming…

Seriously though, what’s really the big deal? Let the poor girl have a little fun, and, by that, I mean… HAVE SOME FUN, ya know what I’m saying… **wink wink**

Most of you who saw Megan Fox’s hair at the MTV Movie Awards thought the same thing I did.

It looked greasy, dirty and was just plain a MESS!

Not that she wasn’t still hot. Just not as much as she usually is. Megan caught wind of people’s dislike for her choice in hairstyles and mentioned it on her Twitter.

She wrote:

“the awards were great!! sorry if you didn’t like my hair. opinions are opinions. have a great night rockers.”

That’s what I like about Megan. She doesn’t give a crap. And good for her. I know she has been compared to Angelina Jolie a lot, but really she does remind me of the super cool/bad young Jolie. I miss that Angie!

You totally heard it here FIRST!

Kathy Ireland told me last night that Elizabeth Taylor is on Twitter!

She said that Liz quietly signed up for the social networking site without hardly anyone knowing and adds that Liz isn’t looking for attention and doesn’t want to make a stink about it, but I nearly fell over when I found out!

Kathy also said that Liz LOVES interacting with fans (as many of us already know) and would love to hear from her fans.

THE Elizabeth Taylor! Wow, a legend, an icon and definitely one of the most gorgeous women to ever walk this planet!

So of course I befriended her, and as of last night she only had about 225 followers.

Liz is so wonderful, she is a very kind woman who does a lot to help people, even in her later years.

This is the real deal kids! Follow Liz at @DameElizabeth on Twitter!

(Aren’t following Spicy yet? Add me too! @spicypants)

Twitter folks, what exactly do you think of this whole “who is going to reach 1 million followers first” thing that Ashton Kutcher and CNN have had going on Twitter for the past week?

I happened to be up last night when Ashton (@aplusk) passed his millionth follower, and I wouldn’t have known about it if CNN hadn’t sent out a “Breaking News” memo via email. Yes, Ashton Kutcher getting one million followers on Twitter is apparently breaking news.

Is CNN turning into Fox News?

I understand that CNN was a part of this big Twitter competition, but must it be “Breaking News” in my inbox? Just weird if you ask me.

Obviously this whole thing is a big buzz on Twitter today, and I have read a lot of people saying that they are actually un-following Ashton because he was getting to be a bit much with the whole thing.

Whatever. I still follow him, but honestly, I am more interested in what Demi is twittering about!

Oh yeah, more breaking news, Oprah made her first tweet today. Woo hoo.

Proud mommy Ashlee Simpson posted a pic of her baby boy, Bronx, via TwitPic last night on Twitter.

She posted, “i present you my little man and his adorable cheeks!”

See the pic on Ashlee’s TwitPic page here.

Ashlee chatted up a storm last night, tweeting to Nicole Richie about getting the babies together, inviting Solange Knowles over for dinner and telling her husband that she and Bronx are only the Two Amigos without him.

Ashlee’s Twitter page.