Janice Dickinson on the Today Show this morning, being..you know, Janice!

Some of my favorite Janice quotes from the interview…

“It’s a docu-drama - not a reality show.”

“I don’t understand what too ethnic is - you know, is it because I have sloppy lips and squinty eyes?”

“Tyra Banks is FAT.”

I also like how at the end of the video she rudely cuts off Al Roaker once he started talking about his two daughters. How dare he talk about himself let alone his family in the presence of Janice! Gawd, what an attention whore she is. Me, me me. My, my, my…I, I, I.

She’s such a pig.

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Tyra Banks is a little insecure about her wig when it comes to hitting the sack with a guy, and it’s hurting her love life.

Tyra has a hard time getting intimate with anyone because she’s freaked out about showing anyone her real hair!

A source said,

“Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions. Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!”

So much for running your fingers through her hair while getting a BJ from Tyra, guys! But seriously, when has bad hair ever stopped a guy from wanting to get laid? Hell, most of them would bang her wig if given the opportunity!  Bitch, please!

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Tila Tequila on her bisexuality.

I wish someone would fill me in because the dress is confusing me.

What in the hell is going on with that thang?! It looks like she burned a hole in the left breast area and patched it up with foil and duct tape or something.

And the hair..the hair has got to improve. I love Tyra, I really do, but the wig is just so not believable to me. I think it’s the bangs. It might be the color. Who knows, but I’m not feeling this whole look!

Photo Credit: CelebUtopia

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