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James Blunt Still Has Play

Monday, July 6th, 2009

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James Blunt hangs out in Ibiza with an unknown female companion.

I can’t believe this guy is still scoring chicks. Actually, I can’t believe he ever did in the first place! And let me just say, that disgustingly dirty t-shirt he has on just adds to his charisma, doesn’t it? And the hair, did someone dump bacon grease over his head or what? Gross!

But even if you did throw him in some clean clothes, gave him a  shave and washed his hair, there’s still nothing we could do about his unfortunate horse-face!

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[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Russell Brand Sex Machine, Would You?

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Russell Brand the infamous womanizer who brags about bedding thousands of women…would you hit it?

Seriously, I dunno, he is funny and sometimes clever, but there is nothing hot about this guy! How he bags so many women is a mystery to me. Seriously, he would be like screwing Phineas T. Freakears of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. (I realize many of you are too young to realize who I referring to, Google or Wiki it, it’s funny.)

So, my point is, would you hit Russell the Muscle? I’m not here to judge, but as for me, HELL to the NO!

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Russell Brand filming ‘Get Him To The Greek’, 5/28/09.

Photograph: Perkins, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

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Marilyn Manson Hooded Fugness

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

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Marilyn Manson and a mystery woman leave the after-party at Katsuya following the premiere of the movie “Drag Me To Hell”.

If he wasn’t a rock star, dude would be getting NO PLAY!

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[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Phil Spector’s Mug Shot [PHOTO]

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

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Phil Spector’s mug shot is hot.

Convicted of murder? No way… He looks like such a nice man that I have a hard time believing it…

Heh.

[TMZ]

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When Nobody’s Looking . .

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Betcha can’t tell who either of these celebrities are..

Sometimes they are hard to recognize underneath all that makeup and airbrushing!

Click on them to find out – if you dare!

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Junkies Are Hot

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Amy Winehouse continues aging before our very eyes.

Her skin isn’t clearing up, it’s still getting worse. Not only is it broke out in disgusting sores, it’s aging like mad!

Is that the Virgin Mary I see in Amy’s skin? Or is it the state of Illinois? Damn, is bitch shooting up in her face, or what?

Before long, Amy is going to look like she is 50 years old – more than twice her age. Just give it a year or two. If she actually makes it that long.

Amy’s following in the footsteps of these hot junkie bitches!

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Amy’s Bald Spot

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Amy Winehouse went without her trademark beehive recently, and really, she should put it back on!

Looking worse every time I see new pics, this time Amy rocked a thinning bald spot on the back of her head where her ratty beehive usually sits. She probably glues that thing on with Super Glue or something. Maybe it gets hungry and muches on the top of her head.

Well, she probably forgets to feed it!

Skinny crackhead girlfriend running around in a bra looking like a beat-up plucked chicken…and it’s not getting any better.

[DailyMail]

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Dennis Rodman Arrested on Domestic Dispute Charges

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Dennis Rodman, 46, was arrested last night after hitting a woman, most likely his estranged wife, at a hotel in Century City, CA.

A police spokesperson told the LA Times, “During the investigation, police learned he had hit a woman and she suffered injuries to her arms.”

Rodman was arrested and booked for felony domestic violence. He posted the $50,000 bail this morning and was released.

Steve Simon, Rodman’s manager, says that Rodman has been having a difficult time with his divorce from wife, Michelle Moyer, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to visit his children. He said, “The legal process will sort itself out. I’m kind of waiting for the facts to unfold because it’s really uncharacteristic for him.”

Riiiggghhhht…

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Amy Winehouse Goes Nude for Breast Cancer

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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Just what you like with your morning coffee, Amy Winehouse nude.

Here is Amy in a photo shoot for the April issue of UK’s Easy Living magazine. The promotion is to help raise breast cancer awareness among young women. More like heroin awareness..

Great cause, but you have got to be kidding me. Amy Winehouse is hardly the poster child for health of any sort. Bitch goes for months without getting her teeth fixed but she’s a spokesperson promoting health? No problem smoking crack but make sure your titties are healthy..

Whatever.

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