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James Blunt Still Has Play

Spicy — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:44:46 +0000

James Blunt hangs out in Ibiza with an unknown female companion.

I can’t believe this guy is still scoring chicks. Actually, I can’t believe he ever did in the first place! And let me just say, that disgustingly dirty t-shirt he has on just adds to his charisma, doesn’t it? And the hair, did someone dump bacon grease over his head or what? Gross!

But even if you did throw him in some clean clothes, gave him a shave and washed his hair, there’s still nothing we could do about his unfortunate horse-face!

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Russell Brand Sex Machine, Would You?

Spicy — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:21:25 +0000

Russell Brand the infamous womanizer who brags about bedding thousands of women…would you hit it?

Seriously, I dunno, he is funny and sometimes clever, but there is nothing hot about this guy! How he bags so many women is a mystery to me. Seriously, he would be like screwing Phineas T. Freakears of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. (I realize many of you are too young to realize who I referring to, Google or Wiki it, it’s funny.)

So, my point is, would you hit Russell the Muscle? I’m not here to judge, but as for me, HELL to the NO!

Russell Brand filming ‘Get Him To The Greek’, 5/28/09.

Photograph: Perkins, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

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Marilyn Manson Hooded Fugness

Spicy — Thu, 14 May 2009 05:32:19 +0000

Marilyn Manson and a mystery woman leave the after-party at Katsuya following the premiere of the movie “Drag Me To Hell”.

If he wasn’t a rock star, dude would be getting NO PLAY!

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Phil Spector’s Mug Shot [PHOTO]

Spicy — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:53:01 +0000

Phil Spector’s mug shot is hot.

Convicted of murder? No way… He looks like such a nice man that I have a hard time believing it…

Heh.

[TMZ]

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When Nobody’s Looking . .

Spicy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:32:12 +0000

Betcha can’t tell who either of these celebrities are..

Sometimes they are hard to recognize underneath all that makeup and airbrushing!

Click on them to find out – if you dare!

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Junkies Are Hot

Spicy — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:09:07 +0000

Amy Winehouse continues aging before our very eyes.

Her skin isn’t clearing up, it’s still getting worse. Not only is it broke out in disgusting sores, it’s aging like mad!

Is that the Virgin Mary I see in Amy’s skin? Or is it the state of Illinois? Damn, is bitch shooting up in her face, or what?

Before long, Amy is going to look like she is 50 years old – more than twice her age. Just give it a year or two. If she actually makes it that long.

Amy’s following in the footsteps of these hot junkie bitches!

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Amy’s Bald Spot

Spicy — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:36:08 +0000

Amy Winehouse went without her trademark beehive recently, and really, she should put it back on!

Looking worse every time I see new pics, this time Amy rocked a thinning bald spot on the back of her head where her ratty beehive usually sits. She probably glues that thing on with Super Glue or something. Maybe it gets hungry and muches on the top of her head.

Well, she probably forgets to feed it!

Skinny crackhead girlfriend running around in a bra looking like a beat-up plucked chicken…and it’s not getting any better.

[DailyMail]

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Dennis Rodman Arrested on Domestic Dispute Charges

Spicy — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:03:54 +0000

Dennis Rodman, 46, was arrested last night after hitting a woman, most likely his estranged wife, at a hotel in Century City, CA.

A police spokesperson told the LA Times, “During the investigation, police learned he had hit a woman and she suffered injuries to her arms.”

Rodman was arrested and booked for felony domestic violence. He posted the $50,000 bail this morning and was released.

Steve Simon, Rodman’s manager, says that Rodman has been having a difficult time with his divorce from wife, Michelle Moyer, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to visit his children. He said, “The legal process will sort itself out. I’m kind of waiting for the facts to unfold because it’s really uncharacteristic for him.”

Riiiggghhhht…

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Amy Winehouse Goes Nude for Breast Cancer

Spicy — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:25:27 +0000

Just what you like with your morning coffee, Amy Winehouse nude.

Here is Amy in a photo shoot for the April issue of UK’s Easy Living magazine. The promotion is to help raise breast cancer awareness among young women. More like heroin awareness..

Great cause, but you have got to be kidding me. Amy Winehouse is hardly the poster child for health of any sort. Bitch goes for months without getting her teeth fixed but she’s a spokesperson promoting health? No problem smoking crack but make sure your titties are healthy..

Whatever.

Source

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Who is That Hot Bitch?

Spicy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:00:43 +0000

See who it is after the cut!

It’s surgically mutilated fashion designer Donatella Versace at Barney’s in NY launching Versace Menswear.