“I haven’t showered in four days, and I’m proud of it.”

- Marilyn Manson isn’t the most hygienic of people.

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Lisa Marie Presley and her 62 year-old, botoxed, pulled and stretched mother, Priscilla.

Omg, Priscilla looks frightening! Her forehead is so tight you can see your own reflection in that bitch! I think she thinks she’s goth with her hair and pale complexion.

Lisa isn’t looking too hot either. The hair is killing me, and she looks like she just woke up. But I’ll forgive her if she’ll give me that coat and bag!

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You, too, can pay for a face like this! Just inflate your lips four times their normal size, botox the hell out of your forehead, and then have someone hit you in the face with a shovel!

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The always bizarre Marilyn Manson wants his name in the Guinness Book of World Records - and the way he plans on doing it might give you the willies.

Manson wants to wants to break the world record for sharing a bath with snakes. The title currently belongs to ‘Texas Snakeman’ Jackie Bibby who bathed with 87 rattlesnakes for 45 minutes. Bibby holds four world records.

A reported source close to Manson said,

“Marilyn is desperate to get into the famous book, and wants to do it for something people will associate him with. He thought about all the wacky records he could try and break, and came across Jackie Bibby’s record. That’s when he decided he wanted to try and break it.”

Texas Snakeman has said of the snake bath, “They can go wherever they want as long as they don’t start biting. The key to not biting is for me to stay still. Rapid movement scares a rattlesnake. If you move real slow and gentle, that doesn’t seem to bother them.”

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Once again Dennis Rodman is being accused of getting touchy-feely with a female who was serving him.

And not serving him in THAT manner either.

A hotel employee in Las Vegas is claiming that Rodman sexually assaulted her on the job and says that she was subsequently fired because of it.

Sara Robinson, former bar manager at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, filed a lawsuit against Rodman which stems from an incident that occurred in March 2006. She says the repulsive has-been slapped her on her ass and rubbed himself against her.

The lawsuit alleges,

“As Robinson stepped around the bar, Rodman grabbed her, pulled her towards him and rubbed his body against hers. Robinson tried to get free from Rodman’s grasp at which time he assaulted her by reaching down and slapping her open-handed on the bottom.”

Robinson is seeking unspecified damages.

She is also naming the Hard Rock hotel/casino in the suit, claiming she was fired after filing a statement about Rodman following a separate incident in April 2006, in which he supposedly caused quite a scene. She alleges her ex-employer failed to protect her against Rodman’s actions.

Rodman was also named in another incident involving a waitress in Los Angeles who claimed he swatted her tush as well.

Just another case of a loser asshole who has nothing better to do but strut his stuff in places where people are forced to treat him like he’s somebody important. Casinos do this often, and staff members are forced to put up with their abuse, diva demands and sometimes belittling. I have seen it happen over and over. (I used to be in the business.) Some quasi-celebrity comes in the joint, has a little money and look out. He owns the place. Disgusting. Just like Rodman.

UPDATE: Dennis Rodman is denying allegations and his manager had this to say,

“Security was watching the whole incident and apparently did nothing. The hotel knows Dennis very well, and if they felt this woman was in harm’s way, then why didn’t they do anything about it? And waiting a year and a half is very peculiar. Anyone that knows Dennis knows that he would never hurt or harm anyone.”

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Amy looking hag-a-licious!

A familiar story.

Amy Winehouse is telling friends that she is going to check into rehab after the New Year.

Winehouse, who was recently seen with a crusty, bloody, drug nose, says she plans on admitting herself into The Priory to try and help her kick her junkie ways.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

DailyMail.co.uk has published new photos showing Amy taking an item from her bra, covering her face with a scarf and then appearing to snort something before wiping her nose. This, all done while on stage during a performance. Such a gifted little train wreck…

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