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Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Mind Being ‘Unsexiest’
Sarah Jessica Parker says she isn’t bothered by Maxim magazine crowning her as the Most Unsexy Woman in Hollywood.
Most women in Tinseltown would suffer a massive blow to their egos if given the title but not Sarah. Sarah let it roll off her back and responded with class.
“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy. I don’t think I am, either.”
Marilyn Manson - Would You Hit It?
Marilyn Manson at the Kubler Absinthe launch party at the Playboy Clubs.
Manson the MC of the evening and sat at a coffin table. According to a witness, Manson was wasted off his ass as he was presented with the Playboy Key.
Would anyone actually hit that shit? (Not counting starlets teens who need to boost their career or musicians named Twiggy..)
His pancake makeup doesn’t hide his crater face or his homely looks. The no eyebrow thing and colored contact lenses are so played out. I think Brian’s afraid to go out without his makeup because his face is so gnarly!
I have always said Manson looks like an eel, and it still holds true.
Thanks Annabella!
Rumer Willis Thinks She’s ‘Really Famous’
Rumer Willis was recently presented with something that all Hollywood stars wish they could have.
Their very own Polly Pocket doll.
Last weekend at the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation’s annual Dream Halloween benefit, Rumer was given a Polly Pocket doll that was made in her image. The doll was auctioned off for charity and went for $5,500.
Rumer said during the event, “I feel like I’m really famous now.”
Regarding fame and celebrity, she told People magazine,
“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.
It’s a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.
Being famous isn’t going to parties … it’s about being able to use the power that we all have to kind of give back.”
Maxim’s Top 5 Most Unsexy Women
Maxim has named what it thinks are the Top 5 Unsexiest Women in Hollywood. Do you agree with their choices or is someone else more deserving?
No. 5 — Britney Spears: The pop princess, who at one time was one of the biggest sex symbols in the world, was criticized for gaining “two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”
No. 4 — Madonna: The Material Girl literally wrote the book on ‘Sex’ in the ’90s, but since then she’s turned off the magazine’s editors with her “bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.”
No. 3 — Sandra Oh: The ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star made the list thanks to her “cold bedside manner and boyish figure.”
No. 2 — Amy Winehouse: The ‘Rehab’ singer’s “translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats” weren’t enough to put her on top — or, rather the bottom.
No. 1 — Sarah Jessica Parker: The former ‘Square Peg’ was singled out for being a “Barbaro-faced broad” and “the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”
Britney, They’re Calling You Zitney!
Damn!
Having acne is one thing, but sportin’ Clearasil Acne Cream in public? Could you at least rub it in a little? Here, let us Smack it in a bit! I don’t care who you are, Britney Spears or Bertha Spears, no one wants to see it!
Lookin’ good girl!
