Megan Fox topless (BST)

Kellie Pickler is stacked (UMC)

Those UK Big Brother bitches are hookers! (HM)

Lindsay Lohan just can’t get a break…thank goodness (Y!)

Are we sure this bitch isn’t a Kardashian? (EB)

Tila Tequila looks like a Gremlin (WB)

Heath Ledger’s daughter looks a lot like him (POP)

Both Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth are in for 90210 (AW)

China had a massive 7.8 earthquake (BS)

Brad Pitt’s cryptic tattoo (CW)

Suge Knight got knocked the funk out (GH)

Ashton Kutcher likes to pee with his dogs (GS)

OJ admitted to killing Nicole (D3)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt could make a photo-op out of any event (GB)

Kim Kardashian let the reality TV cameras roll as she went in for cellulite treatment on her plump rump.

You can bet after Paris Hilton described her ass as “cottage cheese inside a big trash bag,” that Kimmy started looking into ways to get rid of her large curd ass!

Kimmy took the comment pretty well, she could have shot back with a stab at Paris - maybe saying a cottage cheese ass is better than a cottage cheese c*nt or something, but she wimped out. Not only does Kim have a big ol’ ass, she has no spine!

Tara Moss does Skinnie magazine (BST)

Tara Reid big cleavage (UMC)

Jessica Alba’s baby shower on Ellen (PT)

The wealthiest Scientologist comes to his senses (ABH)

Get your freak on! (CR)

Indiana Jones stills (WMB)

Ashlee Simpson’s boobs are growing! (FM)

Lindsay loves tequila (Y!)

Latest Britney Spears pics (DS)

The guy in the middle has a helluva view (A!)

Mischa Barton is trying to claim her fat ass was photoshopped (CW)

Nick Hogan is finally in court! (TB)

Thank goodness I’m fixed (CK)

The next Miley Cyrus is… (EB)

Tina Turner and Cher do Oprah (PB)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck bikini (HBW)

Rose McGowan is super red (UMC)

Roseanne Barr hit on George Clooney (GB)

Britney and K Fed phone sex (POP)

What movies open this weekend? (BS)

Vanilla Ice threatened suicide during domestic dispute (BBB)

LATEST:

David Archuleta’s dad banned from American Idol..finally (TMZ)

Hugh Hefner says it best..

“To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos..I think it’s a reflection of how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

Nicole Richie, Joel Madden and baby Harlow are featured in the upcoming June issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

The shoot took place at grandpa Richie’s home in Beverly Hills.

Nicole told Extra! that her whole life has changed since becoming a mother, and she wouldn’t have it any other way. “Everything I do is for her. My whole life revolves around her and I absolutely love it. I was so excited from the minute I found out I was pregnant… and it’s been nothing but an amazing ride since.”

Nicole adds that her friends adore Harlow and that they have all grown up a bit since she’s been in their lives. “I feel like my group of five to ten friends, they really love her, like she’s theirs… my friends never go outside for smoke breaks anymore, they don’t curse, they are definitely more demure. It’s actually been really interesting.”

One thing that might (or might not) surprise you is that daddy Joel does most of the dirty work when it comes to the baby. Nicole admits, “Joel actually changes more diapers than I do. It’s his time with her. He sings to her, he laughs with her, plays with her. It’s amazing.”

She adds, “I’m the luckiest girl alive right now. I have nothing to complain about.”

The magazine hits stands May 20th.

Bai Ling is a crazy bitch on a trike (BST)

Molly SIms gets the bull (UMC)

Snoop Dogg sings in German [video] (ABH)

Retro Angelina Jolie music video (TB)

Dickface (WB)

Kimora Lee Simmons is colorful (UMC)

Juliette Lewis’ vagina has something to say (CK)

RMM’s new video (PB)

Matt Damon has a mustache (BS)

Nicole Richie and family photoshoot (HB)

Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at a garage sale (GH)

Kelly Brook in mom jeans (DH)

Celebrity hairy men (A!)

Alicia Keys is fierce (ND)

Christina Milian at Victoria’s Secret ‘Heavenly Kiss’ launch (BST)

Clip of Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother [video] (CW)

Nicole Kidman’s replacement (GB)

Jason Castro’s doll, video of him blowing it last night

Is Mariah Carey high?

Elisha Cuthbert on the beach

John Mayer makes a statement

Hilary Duff sexy in silver

Ronaldo talks about the transvestite scandal

Kim Kardashian on the cover of a fitness mag?

Lindsay, your extensions are showing

Britney Spears hits the recording studio

Gretchen Wilson ain’t no high class broad

Kelly Osbourne’s drunk ass hits a wall

Chris Brown does Ebony