Kevin Federline will be appearing on the VH1 reality show, Celebrity Fit Club next season.

All those reality show rumors were correct.

Britney Spears’ ex-husband will be attempting to shed the weight he has gained in the past year (which is quite a bit) on the show that helps celebrities lose weight and teaches healthy lifestyles. Federline was seen arriving to the set of the show earlier today.

I am so going to watch this show. What’s more fun than watching a fat K-Fed sweating and actually working for something?

VH1 has canceled Megan Wants a Millionaire after one of the show’s contestants is a “person of interest” in a murder!

As we reported earlier today, [LINK] Ryan Jenkins (supposedly one of the finalists if not THE winner of Megan Wants a Millionaire) is wanted by police in the death of Jasmine Fione, a woman he met in Las Vegas and then married two days later back in March.

Her nude body was found in a suitcase which was disposed of in a dumpster behind an apartment complex in Buena Park.

Jenkins has been unreachable since Fione’s disappearance.

VH1 has decided to pull the plug on the reality dating show for obvious reasons, and has removed all promotional information from it’s website.

I tried sitting through a couple of the episodes and really, the show was terrible. A bunch of dorky guys who tried to buy Megan’s affections. I tell ya, I love trashy reality shows, but this one even I couldn’t love..it was that bad.

Hopefully they find this douchebag! Of coure we need to wait and see how this plays out to see if he is even the guilty party. But really, he HAS to be. Why else would he be running? Weird, and creepy. Sad for Jasmine..

Official statement from VH1:

Ryan Jenkins was a contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire, an outside production, produced and owned by 51 Minds, that is licensed to VH1. The show completed production at the end of March. Given the unfortunate circumstances, VH1 has postponed any future airings. This is a tragic situation and our thoughts go out to the victim’s family.

Megan Wants to Marry a Millionaire

The VH1 premiere of Megan Wants to Marry a Millionaire premiered Sunday.

Megan Hauserman, formerly of the VH1 reality shows, Rock of Love and I Love Money landed her own show. I am guessing she boinked some VH1 executive or something.

Megan doesn’t want to marry a millionaire. She wants airtime and probably to suck some guy dry of his 401K. I highly doubt she is the marrying kind. She just wants guys to fawn all over and buy her sh*t as she stomps their d*cks into the ground.

I’m just sayin’…

Tonight is the premiere of VH1’s Charm School 3 at 9:00 PM ET/PT.

Check out a sneak peek of the show here!

The rumors are true!

The next season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is going to be all about sexual addictions! Nice!

Here is the official press release from VH1:

Dr. Drew Pinsky is tackling a new yet very real addiction in “Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.”

In this eight episode one-hour series, Dr. Drew is turning his attention and cameras on a very widespread but rarely talked about addiction. Sexual compulsion afflicts roughly 6% of the American population and carries the same devastating consequences as any other addiction.

For addicts, sex isn’t even pleasurable, but rather a way to escape the pain of past loss, childhood trauma, abuse and abandonment. Like many other addictions, their habits can cost them their jobs, their marriages, even their lives. Despite all this, the affliction is often dismissed because it’s not understood how something as natural and beautiful as sex can be an addiction. In this series Dr. Drew will treat a group of people in Los Angeles who are struggling with this disease while shedding some light on this oft-dismissed compulsion and all the destructive costs that come with it. The series is set to premiere in the fall of 2009.

Dr. Drew and VH1 are also bringing back the award-winning reality series “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” for a third installment. The series will follow a new group of celebrity patients who have volunteered to undergo a 21-day detoxification and treatment at a rehabilitation center in the Los Angeles area. The series has not yet been cast but aims to start filming sometime in late spring for a fall 2009 premiere. Returning to the show to help Dr. Drew are drug addiction counselor Bob Forrest and resident technician Shelly Sprague who have each spent years on both sides of the rehab fence.

So even though next season will be all about the sex, the show is still sticking with it’s original premise of drug and alcohol addiction. Rumored cast members are Amber Smith (from Celebrity Rehab 2) Nicole Narain, former Playmate and star of Colin Farrell sex tape, Penny Flame, porn star, Kendra Jade, a porn star; Kari Ann Peniche, former Miss Teen USA and Playmate and Duncan Roy, an English writer and director.

Of all the female characters on VH1’s reality shows, Angelique is the one that probably stands out the most.

The lips, the hair, the accent, and of course, the boobs…she’s not one of those people who is easily forgotten, to say the least!

Angelique, also known as Frenchy, was kind enough to do an interview with Spicy this weekend. She was actually very sweet. She came across as being kind-hearted and confident, and also has an amazing zest for life.

I asked Angelique to dish on some of her experiences while on Rock of Love, her life as a dancer and her cosmetic surgeries. She happily obliged.

SPICY: On Rock of Love, did any of the girls sleep with Bret? Maybe I should ask how many!

Angelique: On ROL 2 yes, some girls sleep with Bret. Probably 7 or 8 from 20. I’m not included. If I did f**k Bret, I would have won!

2.) It’s no secret, you are a very sexual person. What are your turn-ons?

I’m very sexual but I’m really picky who I sleep with. I didn’t have sex past 7 months because I’m single, always busy working and sleeping! I love kissing, I love hot boy with 6 pack with tattoo, that turn me on. My favorite position are 69, doggy and on top is my #1. I love to be in control.

4.) Have you ever danced for anyone famous other than Bret?

Of course, I dance for celebrity all the time. Being a dancer in Vegas, tons of celebrity, fighter,actor, singer, producer come in club where I work and spend ton of money on me. I had someone spending $7000 on me couple of month ago.

5.) What do you like about the states?

America is best country in world. Period! I’m from Paris, France, it’s most beautiful city in world but there is no opportunity there. America is best country for opportunity, it’s amazing what this country has to offer when you never give up! Also it’s like 10 years ahead from France. I love freedom and also live like a princess here. Especially in Vegas where everything is cheaper.

6.) Tell us something shocking that we don’t know about you.

I don’t drink I don’t smoke and I’m vegetarian for 17 years. I have real state license because I went to school twice for personal trainer and real state but that does not pay. Dancing money is so good money that I don’t wanna do anything else! Being Vegas dancer is like dreamjob. I make $500 to 2000$ cash every week, to workout topless! It’s keeping me in really good shape, I never go to gym! That’s fantastic and I have fun party with awesome people get pay ton of money for it!

7.) Give us some dirt on your competition!

I basically get along with everyone in house [I Love Money 2], but I don’t like Prancer. She is fake two-face ugly ass turtle face. She look like she is 12. Her personality is disgusting. She turn on people anytime after they trusted her. Ugh. Karma, she won’t win!

8.) You quit stripping for Rock of Love 2 for a little while, why did you quit, or why are you stripping again?

I quid stripping for 1 year after ROL because I was very busy doing appearances and traveling all over country. Also I shooted my first Motion picture movie called reality Horror Night. It’s coming out in October 2009. I’m really exited about it.

9.) How did you originally land the VH1 gig?

I was very lucky for VH1’s ROL. VH1’s casting producer found me on MySpace and asked me to go to Rock of Love. He told me that I will be in cast if I come to casting call. So that was luck. However, I believe in karma so I also think because I always work very hard to get all I have today. I make everything happens all on my own for 7 years. I’m very persistent and very independent, it finally pay off last year. It’s really crazy people recognize me everyday, everywhere for one year and half now! I can’t even go to gym. I had to put black window in my car so people don’t follow me. Crazy! After ROL, VH1 offered me Charm School and I Love Money 2. So I’m very excited. I’ve been in top 3 VH1 show in one year alone.

10.) Where do you see yourself in ten years?

In 10 years I see myself really famous because right now, I’m only rising star. It’s take awhile to become a celebrity. Its a lot of sacrifice, time and work. It’s does not happens overnight unless you are super lucky and star in millions dollar movie. Its also very hard when you get involved in showbiz from outside with no family in business.  I’m want to built my own Frenchy empire, so it’s gonna take time and money…and of course living here in U.S.  I’m hoping to move my mum and dad here too, next to me, because I miss them so much. I’m by myself in USA and it’s very hard to have my family over sea, I love them so much.

11.) Who do you respect most out of all the shows you have done?

I love The Entertainer, Frank. Most he is my BFF. I love him and I also like Becky [Buckwild] a lot. She is so real, just like me. I also like Megan she is hot and funny.

12.)Do you think Bret Michaels is really looking for love?

I dont think Bret is looking for love. But I think if he find a girl he likes, he wanna have fun with hot girl, younger that him, and promote his name on TV so he can make lot of  money from it, I don’t blame him. I want my own dating show because I’ve been single for 7 years! It’s will be fun to find hot boy friend while also promoting your name on TV.

13.) What advice would you give to anyone looking to hookup with Bret?

I don’t know a lot about Bret I only hangout with him 5 days when I was on show.

14.) About your cosmetic enhancements, what have you had done, and why?

I love plastic surgery, I didn’t like my boobs before. They were nice and perky but too small. Same with my lips. I always had a nice bubble ass and I needed boobs an lips to match with it. I spend over $40,000 on my boobs, teeth and lips, and I love it. I’m Barbie doll. I’m all in plastic. The only part left I have real is my perfect Barbie ass! I live in a Barbie world. All I own is pink!

That tattooed, little kewpie doll gone bad from VH1’s Rock of Love: 2 is ready to find love.

And by find love we mean exploit herself on her own reality show, “Daisy Of Love.”

Of course, another “of Love” show. Damn VH1 and your recycling shows/people! And yes, damn me for watching them every time!

But I digress..

I mean really, was it not enough that Daisy was humiliated on National television after being dumped by Bret Michaels for that pasty looking know-it-all, Ambre? Or that she slept with Bret the night before he eliminated her? (Ha! Now that had to hurt.)

Well, Daisy will show them! She’s got her own reality show now, bitches! What better way to soothe a wounded ego than become the object of twenty men’s desire?

Daisy of Love premieres Sunday, April 26 at 9:00 PM. ET/PT

Alani “La La” Vazquez has confirmed that there will be yet another VH1 Charm School .

In the third season, La La will be joining headmistress Ricki Lake (huh?) and Loveline radio host Stryker.

The women will try and teach these drama queens from Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels and Real Chance of Love how to be young ladies and how to give back to charity.

The new season of Charm School Gives Back airs summer 2009.

La La says of the show, “Before I began this journey with the girls I was a little skeptic on how much they really wanted to make a change but after spending time with all these young ladies and getting to know each and every one of them, I really believe that this show has helped them all.”

[Source: Press Release]

The whore parade continues tonight on VH1’s ‘Rock of Love Bus’, the third installment in the ‘Rock of Love’ with Bret Michaels reality series.

I’m not sure who is in charge of casting for this show, but I am pretty sure it’s a guy who’s getting blowjobs in exchange for a place on the show.

VH1 has always been good at casting high-drama, ultra sluts but this time they have outdone themselves.

Almost all the girls have what seem to be stage names, they all wear stripper shoes and most of them have super-sized implants, and I’m not talking about D-cups either.

Let’s meet the super skanks, shall we?

First off, I’m going to make a Spicy Prediction as to who the final three will be. Basically, I am choosing the three that look the least infectious. Remember, these are simply first impressions. I have yet to even hear one of them talk.

1. Stephanie - I am going to choose Stephanie as the winner. She is a pretty girl who, at least from what I can see in her photos, doesn’t have to have G-cup implants, Lucite heels or fish lips to get noticed. Let’s just call her the lesser of the evils, I mean, she is on Rock of Love Bus…

2. & 3. Kelsey & Maria – Honestly, I think either of these girls could also be the last one standing. I chose them for the same reasons I chose Stephanie as being in the top 3. Least skanky. And hey, I kinda am digging on Maria’s hot little punk number..

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Now let’s see the flip (and very scary) side. The nastiest hos on the show.

1. Nikki – Definitely the token freakshow hooker. Nikki is the new Daisy, just without the sleeves, and even bigger bazookas. I’m sure she has the IQ of bag of rocks, and a vag with the diameter of one of her implants.

2. & 3. Jasmineva & Constandina – Jasmineva just screams, “Look what I have to offer to the world!” Boobs that double as a big ol’ ass and hammer toes. As for Constandina, oh my. All I can think of when I see her is Pete Burns. If you don’t know who he is, Google him…if you dare.

4. & 5. Farrah & Brittania – Who knew that Heather from ROL1 had a twin? Brittania says, “Me so hooor-ney!”

6. & 7. Ashley & Melissa - Ashley is another Daisy clone, and Melissa, well, I am pretty sure I have seen her on MySpace. She could pass for a sluttier version of Jessica Simpson. Her porn name could be Jessicles Pimps’em.

8. & 9. Natasha & Marcy – These two are giving the thumbs up on entry to any orifice.

10. & 11. Beverly & Marcia – Someone should have told Bev to wear a bra. And Marica looks like the girl everyone is going to walk on.

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Then there are the trailer trash girls….

1. Gia – Hmm, I wonder what’s in that mini suitcase? I’m guessing a half ounce of crystal meth!

2. & 3. Megan & Heather – Both these girls look like your run-of-the-mill small town party girls who will fight men (and the cops) after a few pitchers of Old Milwaukee.

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The”Moms”. Not that I know they are really moms, like I said, these are simply my first impressions. But these ones look like those moms who boink their daughters boyfriends..

1. Samantha – There is no way you can’t think of Peggy Bundy when you see pants like that paired with those sandals. Never mind the red hair..

2. & 3. – Mindy & Taya - Mindy strikes me as a master contortionist. Like she could wrap herself around a pole three times before sliding down, head first. Taya could be a former beauty queen…turned internet star, if you know what I mean.

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Rock of Love Bus premieres tonight at 9PM on VH1. Make sure you double bag your television!!