Victoria Beckham attends the British Vogue dinner party at Le Caprice during London Fashion Week.

Although Victoria bores me, this dress excites me. Very 1979. Love it.

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Victoria and David Beckham celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary on the North Island paradise of the Seychelles.

David sure has some womanly legs! And Victoria’s funbags looks a million times better than those rock hard grapefruits she had before.

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Giorgio Armani has unveiled the new Emporio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2009-10 underwear campaign featuring David and Victoria Beckham.

David’s “rope” makes another appearance as well – heh.

The new advertising campaign was shot in Milan, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo, from July 2009 onwards.

Victoria Beckham departs from Los Angeles International Airport 05/03.

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Victoria Beckham in her newly released Armani lingerie ad.

I’m sure every other blogger who posts this will have the same title. How can you not think “Bend it Like Beckham’ when you see this?

Looking all sorts of flexible – and duh – wafer thin, her facial expression lacks any expression whatsoever. As with most any shot of her, she appears doll-like, completely robotic, totally indifferent. Boring. As Tyra would say, “There’s nothing in her eyes.”

Meanwhile, it’s looking like Victoria and husband David will be staying in Milan for awhile. David’s enjoying playing soccer in the Italian league and is looking to stay. Posh likes the idea as well and has reportedly already found schools for the boys to attend.

So much for L.A.!

Victoria Beckham graces the February cover of Russian Vogue.

The former Spice Girl, who is a designer these days, wore her own designs for the photo shoot.

Of her collection she said,

“Forties and Fifties underwear played a big influence on the collection, but the inspiration is me. I have tried every one of the dresses on, lived in them, to work out what feels right. I hope the silhouette is what every woman wants to wear.”

Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole took a jab at her former friend earlier this month saying that she thought Victoria’s collection was for ‘older women’ and that she and her bandmates would never wear any of it.

Ouch.

Victoria looks fierce in this shoot! The best shot is the one below, with Posh in a belted red satin dress and killer shoes..

Just like her handsome hubby, Victoria Beckham is stripping for Armani in a racy new campaign for the designer’s lingerie line.

Posh, 34, is honored to be working with the world renowned fashion designer.  She says, “To be given this opportunity to work with Armani is thrilling. I have so much respect for him.”

Girlfriend has a neck like a giraffe!

The good chaps over at Holy Moly made an eerie comparison between Posh’s new shoot and lukewarm BFF Katie Holmes’ new Miu Miu campaign. The similarities  are absolutely creepy!

Check out Katie’s full shot over at Holy Moly.

No matter how high the heels, or how awful the terrain, it seems nothing can take down Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham.

Whether it’s a trip to the local mall or to her son’s school, Posh is rarely seen in anything but skyscraper high heels.

Just once I want to see this woman fall down. Someone throw some marbles at her or something..