Archive for the ‘Wardrobe Malfunctions’ Category

What’s Her Superhero Name?

Friday, February 15th, 2008

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Jordan (Katie Price) promoting her new book in a ridiculous outfit.

Bitch is like Pam Anderson. Aging attention whores are the worst! Anyhow, I say she looks like the ringleader of the sluts-on-parade circus, but the outfit does scream superhero whore!

Dressing Like The Whore She Is..

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

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DailyMail.co.uk published these shameless photos of Paris Hilton in black nylons and a teeny slip dress. Those photographers really get down there to get those upskirt shots..and Paris wears her shit short to ensure them.

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Coco and Ice-T at Roberto Cavalli Vodka and Giuseppe Cipriani Halloween Party

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

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Coco loves to show that ass off and Ice-T loves to pimp it out!

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Tuesday Knight

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

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“The underwear thing is ridiculous and I’ve told her, `You cannot walk into a store wearing just a shirt with your underwear off.’ I’ve told her that no one will take her seriously when she does this.

I’ve watched her spiral downward. Britney doesn’t need to do it and she knows it’s stupid, but she says that she just doesn’t like to wear underwear.”

-Tuesday Knight, jewelry designer and long time friend of Britney Spears

(In Touch Weekly)

Britney Up to Same Old Tricks

Monday, October 8th, 2007

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Britney Spears was photographed at a gas station Saturday, giving the paparazzi exactly what they want.

Crotch shots and braless boobs ready to flop out of her dress at any moment. It seems she is completely oblivious to the fact that cleaning up her public image may help in regaining custody of her children. Looking disheveled and messy, Britney wore huge dark sunglasses and an odd outfit including a shawl and platform heels.

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Obviously losing her kids has not affected her in the least. She’s up to her same old tricks and if you ask me, girlfriend has yet to hit ‘rock bottom’.

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney’s video receives crappy reviews (GB)

Britney reunites with family (ASL)

Brooke Hogan Shows Nipple

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

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Peek-a-boo! I see you!

I posted a photo earlier of Brooke in all her glory arriving to last night’s 2007 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards.

She actually didn’t look half bad, compared to some of the sh*t that girl decides to wear.

This was not the outfit she was wearing when she strolled the red carpet. However, once inside she chose to slut it up quite a bit and went for this little number. A sheer, trampy cutout dress that was hardly more than a scarf. Poor girl, she doesn’t get that slutty doesn’t equal sexy.

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Thank You For Wearing Panties!

Friday, September 28th, 2007

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What, no margarita?!

Britney Spears hit the party scene last night wearing a white cotton minidress with a pirate belt…oh, and baby blue panties.

I swear that pirate belt is one of those cheap vinyl throwaway belts that come with Halloween costumes. Britney is probably going to be a pirate whore this year and just couldn’t wait to wear part of her costume.

The dress itself is darling but then she had to go and wear those baby sh*t colored boots again..

And this is like, what, panty flash #18 for Brit? Yawn…just another day, bitches.

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney Spears art y’all! (CR

Britney SPears goes late night tanning (HBW

Britney is iTunes #1 (CM

Britney Spears new ‘Believe’ perfume ad (POTP

Oscar de la Hoya as a Bitch!

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

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Uhh..Britney, is that you? 

Whoa!

X17 has uncovered some pretty crazy pics of hottie boxer Oscar de la Hoya. And how!

Oscar is pictured dressed up for the cameraman (..or woman? But I am guessing a man!) in a fishnet body stocking, stiletto heels and even wig!

Dude, the Fedora is flipping me out though - is he trying to look like Britney Spears?!  Seriously!!

Oscar is married but I am guessing it wasn’t his wifey who took these scandalous photos.  It looks like the pictures were taken right before Oscar planned on lubing up and giving up his starfish to a very eager penis!

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