That’s what you get for jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean on crack!

Fantastic Four’s Chris Evans apparently takes the garbage out - sans clothing.

Not that that would be so bad.

Evans admits he’ll run outside occasionally without clothing to take a bag of garbage out.

“I have a nice backyard. It’s very secluded, so every now and then I might just run out quickly and take the trash out.”

Well it’s obviously not that secluded if people are getting a glimpse of your schlong. If I was a neighbor I think I would have to set up a webcam so I wouldn’t miss the event, however rare it may be.

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Perez Hilton just oozes class doesn’t he? Well, he oozes something!

Perez recently flashed TMZ paps with his nut saying that he has ‘big balls’.
Thank gawd this footage doesn’t quite show the gnarly ball in question, but the thought of it is enough to make you throw up in your mouth a little.

TMZ was outside of Teddy’s nightclub in Hollywood Tuesday night and their cameras caught Lil’ Kim leaving the joint.

Kim, not exactly known for her modesty, had yet another wardrobe malfunction and let her right boob flash the cameras just as she was getting into her car.

Now, if you believe that it was an accident, you are one gullible mofo.

Bitch loves the exposure. She practically founded that shit!

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So it seems Rena Riffel (C-list actress and soft core porn star) recently ‘Googled’ herself and found a lovely piece I wrote about her and Mary Carey’s crotch flashing frenzy at Mr. Chow.

I said that Rena looked like a tranny and how she and Mary were only doing what comes naturally, spreading their legs.  I posted a few of the nasty pics and in one you can see toilet paper stuck in Rena’s snatch.  It was pretty damn nasty.

Anyhow, Rena obviously read what I wrote recently and decided to write me an email, killing me with kindness.

"Hi Spicey

Thanks for your plug.  Just wanted to say hello.  I hope that Mr.
Chow night didn’t really offend you.
Wish you all the best.

Best Regards,

Rena Riffel"

Well Rena, first off, it takes a lot to offend me. Your drunken show for the paparazzi with  a lame porn star (who is only known because she ripped off Mariah Carey’s name) more grossed me out than anything.  I was surprised at the amount of hair you’ve got ‘down there’ and the balled up piece of toilet paper stuck to it was the topping on the clamato sundae. 

Maybe if you conducted yourself with more class and didn’t hang out with Hollywood bottom feeders you might get that second role of a lifetime. But probably not. 

Best of luck with that career of yours.

xoxo

Spicy

Her fault or the photographers?

I have to think it’s a little of both but if I was her I would tell those motherf*ckers to back off! I also wouldn’t wear skirts up to my armpits either.

With Britney’s hygiene the way it is, I am betting that cooter is a rancid mess.  Blech!

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Are those her nipples or just age spots on her boobs?

I am almost afraid to ask..

Jessica and John decided to go out for sushi Monday night.

Jessica showed off her best assets in a halter dress that left little to the imagination.

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Steven looks better in all that leather, and fringe and shit than he does in a mankini..

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It least it was north of the border.

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