Steven looks better in all that leather, and fringe and shit than he does in a mankini..

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It least it was north of the border.

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Another pathetic publicity stunt..

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Oh I knew I loved Bette..

Bette Midler, like most of us, has had it with Britney, Lindsay & Paris’ flashing of the cooter.

She dubs them the ‘wild and woolly sluts’.

‘I’ve been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I’ve taken the other side,’ she said.

‘I started my life out as pretty wild but I have decided, after much growing and living, that it’s time that we got nicer.’

She added, ‘I’m wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear. ‘In fact I’m wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties.’

When asked by ‘Extra’ if she had a message for the American socialites, she said: ‘Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down.’

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Damn girl! Might I venture to say that the jeans can’t handle that ass?

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And yes, the panties made an appearace, but the cooter did not.

This first pic is just plain frightening. What do you think was going through that numb head of hers?

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