The hottest new girl-group since The Spice Girls!

The Crotch Girls!

Starring Lindsay Lohan as ‘Fire’, Britney Spears as (5 O’clock) Shadow & Paris Hilton as ‘Meat’ (Curtains)!

She might not have enough couth to get in the car like a lady, but at least she wears panties!

(TMZ)

That’s the headline of just one article.

The web is indeed going crazy, as is ‘Celebrity Smack!’. Sorry if you have been recieving technical difficulties with the site because our hits are off the hook!
Some of the headlines (and articles) about the Britney Spears crotch scandal are just hysterical.

Here are just a few of them..

Britney’s Crotch Shots Take Web by Storm

Company offers to make Britney’s knickers

Britney’s crotch flashing upsets fans

Britney Spears Naked Ambition Tour Gets an Assist from Pink

A new low for Britney Spears

Grrr! Mommy, Where Is Your Underwear?

Britney is still on her panty-less spree!

Fans turned off by Britney’s sans skivvies flash

Rosie to Brit: Ditch “Idiots,” Come Live With Me!

Hey Britney, Wake Up! You’re Rich!
And a Mom!

Did you miss this weeks crotch shots? Heh.

She looks pretty messed up to me.

I think the effects of being a child star have caught up with her.
She seems to be high, not very in touch with reality, and she looks like a freaking trainwreck.
Makeup running down her face and a dress that looks like she fished it out of a dumpster.
How fitting.
She could have had it all a few weeks back, just after the Letterman appearance..but what the hell happened to her between then and now? Is Britney on some kind of binge?

(Looking for the rest of Britney’s crotch shots?)

Fun with Britney’s crotch shots!

I hate to do this to you all, but here are the latest Britney crotch pics with no panties.

This poor girl is just begging for attention. And she is getting it, but why on earth must she do it this way?

I think I am going to hurl. Because you know, this is really gross. C-section scar and all. There is nothing left to the imagination.

And the poor backseat of the car. Can you imagine?
Damn snail ho’s.

‘Ms. DumDum-Tagalong’ should have her bod in the studio, recording, working out,and promoting herself in a positive manner..and doesn’t she has a couple kids laying around somewhere?
She doesn’t deserve a comeback. She doesn’t deserve fame. She deserves to lie in the gutters with her new pal, Paris, and roll around all of the filth that they have created for themselves.

A real smart one, she is.