Top 10 Celebrities Who Don’t Need a Mask This Halloween

Spicy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:45:22 +0000

There are dozens of celebrities who are giving it their all in a surgical attempt to enhance themselves.

Whether they are seeking to appear younger by injecting a good portion of their face with botox, or changing their overall appearance by inserting facial implants, one thing is for certain. Many of them cross the line that goes from gorgeous to simply grotesque.

Celebrity Smack has compiled a spooky list of the top 10 celebrities who don’t need a Halloween mask, because they are a fright of a sight without one!

10. Wayne Newton

With his jet black hair, chiclet teeth and stretched tight skin, Wayne looks like a cross between frightful fat Elvis and an eerie Liberace.

9. Lil’ Kim

Lil’ Kim got more than just a lil’ work done. This ghastly rapper has had everything under the full-moon done. From her nose to her cheeks to her chest. Not a ghoul you’d want to run into in a dark alley.

8. Priscilla Presley

Priscilla is the Queen when it comes to cosmetic surgery. But after a fake doctor injected her face with an industrial strength low-grade silicone, similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina, the once radiant beauty looks more like an egg-headed mannequin.

7. Mickey Rourke

Mr. Rourke was a handsome A-lister, once upon a time. However, these days he looks more like a witch who was partially burned at the stake with his lumpy complexion and missing eyelids.

6. Pete Burns

You might know Pete as the former lead singer if the 80s band, Dead or Alive. The transgendered musician had a horrible experience when a doctor attempted to remove his lip implants and instead mutilated his lips until they almost needed to be cut off. No trick here, folks.

5. Joan Van Ark

Joan spent way too much money to end up looking like this. Most people have their lips inflated, but it looks like in the process of ‘beautifying’ herself, she ended up losing hers. I think the reason Joan’s eyebrows are a weird color is that her original ones are now located on the back of her head, leaving her to have to draw fake ones on with a brown Sharpie.

4. Joan Rivers

Can we talk…about this woman who always looks like she just saw a ghost? Joan is proud of her well preserved corpse-like body, and this mummy’s daughter will probably follow in her footsteps.

3. Michael Jackson

Wacko Jacko is always good for a bad plastic surgery countdown. Looking like a Vampire sucked and drained his blood, Michael has a pale complexion, a mutilated nose and a bizarre feminine-elf face.

2. Jocelyn Wildenstein

This is the world renowned Cat Woman who decided one day that in order to keep her wealthy, cheating, cat-loving husband Alec, that she would have her face reconstructed to appear more feline. Upon seeing his wife with her new cat-like features, Alec was said to have screamed and shortly after asked for a divorce. ‘The Bride of Wildenstein’ is 68 years old.

1. Donatella Versace

We’re not sure if it’s the surgery or the cocaine that ruined Donatella’s face, but regardless of the reason, it’s a scream! The protruding lower lip and caved in sinuses helped us to crown this fashion designer as our number one scariest celebrity mug of the year!

Happy Halloween, Smackaholics!

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