Will Ferrell rocking some sizable man boobs at LAX.

Too  much soy milk, perhaps? Or is it the weed? Heh.

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Lindsay Lohan’s lips are off the charts!

They look horrendous! Damn Linds, what were you thinking? I wonder how long before they deflate?

Labia-Lips Lohan. Lipsy Lohan…

This is what you get when you cross Lohan, Pete Doherty and Daffy Duck.

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I think that if they lift Sylvester Stallone’s eyebrows any higher his forehead will look like a hairy advertisement for the golden arches!

His brows are starting to form a great big, hairy “M”.

Compare with a photo taken over 30 years ago, before Sly had surgery..

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Naomi Campbell is packing underneath that dress!

How do I know? Because she let is all hang out while dancing with her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin at a night club in Saint-Tropez.

No underwear, coked out and classy, as usual.

And we thought Lady Gaga was a hermaphrodite, wait until you get a load of this..! There is something awfully peculiar underneath that skirt.

Photos after the jump, because, well, I wouldn’t do that to you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you..

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“Real Housewives of New York” reality star Bethany Frankel premieres her Skinny Girl Margarita at the Montauk Yacht Club.

I can’t help but look at her boobs, then the limes, then her boobs… She should have saved her money and just put a couple limes in her bra.  She looks like the Joker with a brunette wig and funky tits.

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Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?

The latest whacky internet rumor about Lady Gaga is that she is a hermaphrodite!

After a performance video last week shows a “bulge” underneath the singer’s micromini dress, the whispers started.

Some are quoting a supposed quote, written by Gaga herself, on her blog.

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <3

Well, I have yet to find this anywhere on Gaga’s actual blog, so I am thinking it is completely fabricated, however entertaining..

Madonna’s Biceps Explained!

The UK’s version of the National Enquirer, The Daily Mail, spoke with body composition specialist Martin MacDonald who works at Loughborough University and asked him to breakdown Madonna’s crazy arms/biceps/muscles/veins. And he did. Here is what he found by looking at the latest photo of Madge, the one that we are all talking about:

Madonna’s muscles are not particularly oversized compared with, say, an Olympic athlete, but what is unusual is how toned and well-defined they are. I work a lot with body builders and they actually look very similar to this – like very, very lean athletes.

When people talk about toning muscles, what they mean is reducing the body’s fat level – which is what Madonna has done.

If she wanted to perform athletically, there would be a problem, as she has slight malnourishment issues. But body builders just have to have muscles that show, and a body builder is exactly what Madonna is.
Madonna arms

Regarding her body shape, she’s probably done quite heavy weights in the past, and after you build up the muscle it’s hard to lose it. Your body wants to keep the muscle, as it ‘knows’ it has been used before.

Even if she’s using lower weights now, she’s still using her muscles enough to warrant her body keeping them. Her new regime of one hour of cardio work will reduce her body fat level, which is why she’s so defined and you can see her muscles and veins.

Even if she is using only her own body weight during exercising (such as doing push ups), it is still a form of resistance training. It won’t build her muscles to the optimum, but it will keep them as they are.

Her veins are the same as her muscles. They are not really oversized, but they look much bigger because she’s so skinny. Whether veins are prominent can often be genetic, but Madonna obviously uses her arms a lot, as they look especially lean.

She has a well-developed cardio-vascular system, which includes not only her heart and lungs but her veins and arteries, too.

Surprisingly, her chest doesn’t look gaunt. Sometimes, on people with low body fat, you can see the bones. If she’s eating a low-sugar, low-carb, no-oil macrobiotic diet, she is keeping her general body fat level very low.

In reality, not many people could look like this even if they wanted to, as most people can’t afford to spend two hours a day exercising or to employ a personal trainer. Depending how you view it, she’s either committed or obsessed.

Um, I would say OBSESSED! Fit is good, sinewy and “hard” is not!

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Yes, Madonna’s arms are making the news again.

Much like Megan Fox’s thumbs or Tara Reid’s boobs, we just can’t seem to stop talking about them. Especially when pics like this are published!

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Geeze, Russell Brand really should suck it in and wear a man bra, a.k.a. a “bro”, before taking pics in a skin tight wife beater…

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