Billy Bob Thornton checking in at Los Angeles International Airport for a departing flight.

Nice little old lady arms, Billy.

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Mickey Rourke eats with a group of friends at Cristoni Pizzeria in Beverly Hills.

Nice shirt Mick.

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Lisa Rinna talks with Steppin’ Out magazine’s Chaunce Hayden about her most notorious feature – her huge lips!

Lisa doesn’t deny that she’s had work done and adds that it’s easy to tell whose lips are real and whose are fake. She also wants you to know that because she’s had work done that it doesn’t make her a bad person.

Chaunce Hayden: Why are we so obsessed with your damn lips?

Lisa Rinna: I don’t know! I don’t get it. I like them, and they work. I think it’s because I’m the kid at school who’s different. My lips are big. They’re bigger than most, and if they’re not real, then I’m a very bad person. If you add anything to yourself, you’re just bad, and you should be killed.

Chaunce Hayden: What percentage of Hollywood actresses gets lip jobs?

Lisa Rinna: Ninety percent. But mine are too big! They do it much more subtly now. It’s harder to tell. We’re all searching for the fountain of youth.

Chaunce Hayden: Do you think Angelina Jolie’s lips are real?

Lisa Rinna: One hundred percent real. Look at her baby pictures. I think she’s had other things done, but those lips are hers. Jennifer Gardner’s lips are hers and Evangeline Lilly’s lips are hers. My lips look fake. You can tell when they’re real. That’s the truth.

What she left out of her new book, “Rinnovation”.

Lisa Rinna: My book started out to be a diet and fitness book only. I was only going to talk about superficial things, but it morphed into what it became. The only thing I took out of the book that I could have talked more about is sex and things that my husband wasn’t comfortable with me putting in. He didn’t want the door to our bedroom open, which I was very respectful of. I think he’s right. So, I held out a lot. I didn’t give a play-by-play. I could have been more descriptive about it, but it didn’t seem appropriate. I gave enough.

Chaunce Hayden: Did the sex life ever make it on to paper?

Lisa Rinna: Yeah! It made it onto paper, but the hubby saw it and screamed!

Chaunce Hayden: I smell a second book.

Lisa Rinna: There will definitely be a second book. It’s already in the works!

On the media’s obsession with her lips:

Lisa Rinna: All people want to talk about is my lips and sex. What does that tell you about our society and what we’re all about? If you went online, all you would read about is my lips and the scarring from the silicone. The day after the book came out, there wasn’t anything else discussed. To me, what that says about our society is that it’s got to be ugly and scandalous to be important. I talk about my mom being attacked before I was born. Hardly anybody has asked about that.

Michael Jackson’s ear looks deformed but instead is the result of his numerous plastic surgeries.

I guess his ear has been repeatedly hacked on for it’s cartilage! It was then used on his nose, which, we all know how messed up that thing is. Where all the cartlige went, I don’t know, because there isn’t much of a nose left.

Yesterday it was Megan Fox’s thumbs, today it’s the Michael Jackson ear. Weird celebrity body parts are so fascinating. Heh.

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Megan Fox isn’t perfect despite what many of you believe.

She has a beautiful face and a great body, but what about her thumbs? Heh. Yes, I said it, her THUMBS!

They are super nubby! I never noticed them and then a reader sent me an email awhile back telling me to check them out.

Her thumbs look more like BIG TOES! However, I doubt this will not change Megan’s “do-ability” ranking for any of you. Heh.

Nikki Cox’s lips definitely look different than they did  in 2003!

Just how much plastic surgery do you think she has had? Boobs, nose, lips, botox…?

I can’t get over that fish mouth! It’s like her mouth is turned inside out!

Not hot, sweetheart!

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Kelly Ripa spends some time relaxing with her husband Mark Consuelos and their kids Michael , and Joaquin poolside at Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami.

Kelly has a hard body for sure, but her cleavage is a little creepy.

And there’s that “outtie” bellybutton we have all heard about!

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Kim Kardashian after rollerskating at the launch party for Pepsi Throwback’ retro drink at World on Wheels.

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High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens knows se has a killer body, but there is one thing about herself that she likes to laugh about.

Her big toe.

The actress says that she thinks her best feature is her strong, sex legs, but adds that her big toe is so large it is almost laughable.

“I have really strong legs. I inherited them from my dad, who has tree stumps for legs. I’ve got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I’ve worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them.

I also have a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.”

Baaaaa! Ok, let’s see for ourselves…

Looks fine to me! They have nothing on Paris Hilton’s long finger-like size 12 bird feet!

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