Last month we told you about Kate Moss losing a hair extension on the red carpet after a long night out.

The German photographer who landed the tuft of hair has decided to throw it on eBay because, you know, he’s probably done having fun with it.

Check the auction here.

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Believe it or not, an entertainment company has posted an auction on eBay where you can bid for a date with Rock of Love 2’s Angelique (Frenchy), the dirty stripper with the busted face.

The auction reads:

We are a music and entertainment marketing company . Here is a unique opportunity to bid on a celebrity date with a reality TV star.

Frenchy for “Rock of Love 2″ can be your date anywhere in the country. She could host your special event, caddy your golf game, dinner and a movie or just show up at your work.

This type of auction has never been done before as we normally book these celebrities in night clubs and special events.

Winning bidder would be required to sign the standard :Artist Engagement Agreement, provide one R/T coach class ticket from Las Vegas and provide all local ground transportation and hotel accommodation at a 4 star or better hotel.

The appearance must be complete within 3 months of winning the auction.

The asking bid? Only $2500.00. That’s a lot of money for such a cheap dirty whore.

Check out the auction HERE. (They moved it - I fixed the link!)

Gary Coleman thought he could sell his car on eBay, no problem!

Hell, he’s Gary Coleman! Who wouldn’t want his ride? You might have to adjust the seat a bit, but it’s fixable!

Well, it seems Gary isn’t quite the star he once was, and the eBay auction failed to find him a buyer. And get this, he was even throwing in a free autograph with the auction! Truly unbelievable that alone didn’t close the deal.

Heh.

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Britney Spears ran over a TMZ photographers foot yesterday.

She was leaving a Medical Building in Beverly Hills where she may have had her lips injected. As she was leaving she drove with one hand covering her mouth and one hand steering. Of course there were tons of paps around her so when she made a quick left it was no surprise that she ran over one of the photographers feet! So what does she do? She stops the car on his foot!

Such a smart cookie.

Britney ‘appeared shocked’ when she realized what she had done but never asked him if he was ok.

‘The sock’ has since been put on eBay by TMZ with the proceeds going to the Children’s Defense Fund.  See the auction here.

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James Blunt sold his sister on eBay to help her out of a bind.

She ended up with a husband out of the deal.

Blunt told British GQ that he had an eBay addiction three years ago before he was famous and all. So when his 27 year-old sister couldn’t make a funeral in Southern Ireland due to transit strikes, a lightbulb went off in James’ little nogin. Why not have an auction begging someone with a helicopter to fly her there?

The ad read,

“Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in Southern Ireland, please help!”

The winning bidder was a well-to-do London man with a chopper. The two are planning to marry this summer.

I can only guess what their ’song’ will be. I won’t even say it, because it’ll get stuck in your pretty little heads.

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He is- eBay slut of the day (DSF)

Paula Abdul reality show clip, just wow. (EBG)

Billy Bob Thorton’s lace front wig (DL)

Hawaii doesn’t like Paris Hilton (POTP)

Healthy food made Courtney Love fat? (HBW)

Avril Lavigne sued (ASL)

Johnny Knoxville files for divorce, you knew this was coming (GG)

Amy Crackhouse hospitalized (GH)

Trump’s Vodka is selling very well.

In fact, the demand for his signature vodka was so great that they started selling it one month earlier than expected.

The vodka is quite affordable, but not ‘cheap’ at $32.00/750ml.

The official launch party for Trump Vodka was last night, and some familiar faces showed up to hound some free booze.

I wonder if any of them had heard about the bottle of Trump Vodka that is currently on eBay?
You know, the one with the fruit fly in it?

Heh. Look what I found..

“I haven’t tried Trump Vodka yet, and now I am not so sure about it after finding this particular bottle on eBay!
This bottle of Donald Trump Vodka was purchased at a local store in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. It is a standard size 750ml bottle which stands 14″ tall.
I have the original register receipt dated 1/1/07. The purchase price was $31.99, plus tax. The bottle is completely sealed and in excellent condition. Several employees of the store and the District Manager can verify the insect was inside the bottle when purchased.

It has a very nice size bug floating inside. Perhaps a fruit fly because if you look closely you can see wings on the insect. Quality Control did not do a very good job on this bottle.

Because of the recent “feud” between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell, I believe this item might be a valuable addition to a “Donald” or “Rosie” collector’s collection. This bottle is not for consumption. It is for a collector only. It is a novelty item.
I believe if you look close enough you can see little earphones on the bug! LOL I’m sure this bottle of Vodka was meant to be shipped to Rosie’s house so Donald would know what Rosie was going to say about him next!!!

The bar code number is: 8 57 532 000 271, if you want to verify. I do work and will only be available to answer emails early in the morning or in the evening.”

Bidding starts at a mere $199.99, and the auction ends January 27th.

Spicy
Sources: BusinessWeek/HQCB/eBay

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How much would you be willing to pay for that domain name?

How about nothing!

Well, guess what some nimrod on eBay is asking for it? See for yourself.

Good luck with that sale bellinghaus!

EBay style!

The hillbilly trailer trash talking ‘Buckwild’ from Flavor of Love 2 is auctioning off the Payless shoe that she threw at New York during the reunion taping. See Buckwild’s eBay auction here.
At the time of this posting the shoe was up to $305! Holy toe jam!

“Wassup y’all this ya gurl Buckwild here to bring you the ultimate Flavor of Love Fan memorbilia . Thats right I got the one and only shoe that I chucked at New York’s head on the season 2 reunion. If you want I can autograph it for you. It’s Time to Get Buckwild!!!!!!!”

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Natalie Portman has a movie due out in theaters soon called, “Closer”.

She originally appeared in a nude scene but last word was that it had been axed.

Say it isn’t so. Well, I guess we can always hope for extra scenes on DVD..