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Buy Scarlett Johansson’s Snotty Tissue

Spicy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:42:49 +0000

In a bizarre bid to earn money for charity, (and garner free publicity), actress Scarlett Johansson is putting a used, snotty tissue on eBay.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Johansson told the talk show host that she had caught a cold from Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson.

Leno gave her a tissue to blow her snotty nose, and an idea was born.

Johansson is convinced that someone will want the tissue with her nose jizz on it because it contains germs from both she and Jackson, if you will.

And she was right. The current bid stands at $2150.

Egad.

Isn’t there a weird rule on eBay against selling stuff like that? I mean, what’s next, her dirty panties?

Damn, people are foul.

Despite the grossness of this all, all proceeds are going to USA Harvest.

Charity wrapped in a self promotional enigma…

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Buy a Celebrity Designed Condom Box & Help Raise Awareness!

Spicy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:35:08 +0000

In celebration of World AIDS Day and AIDS Awareness Month, the makers of LifeStyles® Condoms are dressing up their undeniably recognizable condom boxes in an effort to raise both money and awareness for the worldwide AIDS epidemic.

The proceeds from the LifeStyles Celebrity Pop Art Auction will benefit YouthAIDS.

LifeStyles has enlisted some of today’s hottest celebrities to create exclusively designed condom boxes for the Celebrity Pop Art Auction.

And guess what? You can totally bid on these right now on eBay! And if you really want one of these you had better get bidding – auctions end tomorrow!

Check them out:

Ethan Hawk

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I love this one! I think Ethan did a great job of really getting creative. It looks like he put some time into it.

At the time this was published the high bid was only $10.50!

Dita Von Teese

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Who wouldn’t want a box of condoms that Dita Von Teese decorated?

‘Safe Sex is Sexy!’ she says!

The current high bid on Dita’s box (heh) is only $32! Someone go bid on this – or buy it as a stocking stuffer for me.

Margaret Cho

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Margaret’s is so adorable!

Buttons and stars in Spring colors. This is a very girlie box of condoms!

Can you believe there is only one effing bid on this? Highest bid is sitting at $10.

Ashley Judd

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Ashley’s is a little different, she decorated a takeout box!

She signs one side and writes ‘Practice Safe Sex’ on the other.

Current bid is at $19.49. What a score for something an award winning actress created!

Tera Patrick

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Even porn stars like to donate to worthy causes!

Tera went with a frilly pink feathery Lifestyles box. It’s like a Barbie box of condoms!

Highest bid is at $10 – c’mon horndogs, buck up and finally get a piece of Tera!

To see Marc Ecko’s Lifestyle’s condom box as well as Dania Ramirez’s, or to learn more, visit Lifestyles Pop Art!

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Britney Spears Sells Herself on eBay

Spicy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:14:54 +0000

Artist Daniel Maltzman created this painting of Britney Spears to sell for charity.

The oil painting will be auctioned to raise money for The Promises Foundation, a charity which helps low-income mothers and their children.

The original painting, which stands at 4′x5′, is signed by the pop princess and is already at $12,200.

To see more of this artist’s work see danielmaltzman.com, or to check out the eBay auction go here!

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Michael Jackson’s Dirty Underwear For Sale

Spicy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:37:55 +0000

A pair of Michael Jackson’s unwashed grinders will go up for sale on eBay tomorrow with a reserve price of $1 million dollars.

The underwear, size-28 Calvin Klein tighty-whities, were confiscated in 2003 by the Santa Barabara DA who was after a DNA sample of Jackson’s to use as evidence in the child molestation case against the King of Pop.

The underwear will be sent to the winner in an evidence bag sealed with police tape.

The owner of the briefs, New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, obtained the underwear and other Jackson items in a bankruptcy case.

Also being auctioned off is a handwritten annulment from ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley and a used tube of skin-bleaching cream.

[NYP]

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And Here They Are For Your Bidding, Kate Moss’ Hair Extensions

Spicy — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:09:53 +0000

Last month we told you about Kate Moss losing a hair extension on the red carpet after a long night out.

The German photographer who landed the tuft of hair has decided to throw it on eBay because, you know, he’s probably done having fun with it.

Check the auction here.

[PopCrunch]

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Buy a Date With ‘Rock of Love 2′ Skank!

Spicy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:40:34 +0000

Believe it or not, an entertainment company has posted an auction on eBay where you can bid for a date with Rock of Love 2’s Angelique (Frenchy), the dirty stripper with the busted face.

The auction reads:

We are a music and entertainment marketing company . Here is a unique opportunity to bid on a celebrity date with a reality TV star.

Frenchy for “Rock of Love 2″ can be your date anywhere in the country. She could host your special event, caddy your golf game, dinner and a movie or just show up at your work.

This type of auction has never been done before as we normally book these celebrities in night clubs and special events.

Winning bidder would be required to sign the standard :Artist Engagement Agreement, provide one R/T coach class ticket from Las Vegas and provide all local ground transportation and hotel accommodation at a 4 star or better hotel.

The appearance must be complete within 3 months of winning the auction.

The asking bid? Only $2500.00. That’s a lot of money for such a cheap dirty whore.

Check out the auction HERE. (They moved it – I fixed the link!)

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But Hey, He’s Throwing in a Free Autograph Too!

Spicy — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:19:56 +0000

Gary Coleman thought he could sell his car on eBay, no problem!

Hell, he’s Gary Coleman! Who wouldn’t want his ride? You might have to adjust the seat a bit, but it’s fixable!

Well, it seems Gary isn’t quite the star he once was, and the eBay auction failed to find him a buyer. And get this, he was even throwing in a free autograph with the auction! Truly unbelievable that alone didn’t close the deal.

Heh.

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Someone Get This Bitch Off the Road!

Spicy — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:15:25 +0000

Britney Spears ran over a TMZ photographers foot yesterday.

She was leaving a Medical Building in Beverly Hills where she may have had her lips injected. As she was leaving she drove with one hand covering her mouth and one hand steering. Of course there were tons of paps around her so when she made a quick left it was no surprise that she ran over one of the photographers feet! So what does she do? She stops the car on his foot!

Such a smart cookie.

Britney ‘appeared shocked’ when she realized what she had done but never asked him if he was ok.

‘The sock’ has since been put on eBay by TMZ with the proceeds going to the Children’s Defense Fund. See the auction here.

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James Blunt Sold His Sister On eBay

Spicy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:02:13 +0000

James Blunt sold his sister on eBay to help her out of a bind.

She ended up with a husband out of the deal.

Blunt told British GQ that he had an eBay addiction three years ago before he was famous and all. So when his 27 year-old sister couldn’t make a funeral in Southern Ireland due to transit strikes, a lightbulb went off in James’ little nogin. Why not have an auction begging someone with a helicopter to fly her there?

The ad read,

“Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in Southern Ireland, please help!”

The winning bidder was a well-to-do London man with a chopper. The two are planning to marry this summer.

I can only guess what their ’song’ will be. I won’t even say it, because it’ll get stuck in your pretty little heads.

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Happy Hour Link Love

Spicy — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:31:14 +0000

He is- eBay slut of the day (DSF)

Paula Abdul reality show clip, just wow. (EBG)

Billy Bob Thorton’s lace front wig (DL)

Hawaii doesn’t like Paris Hilton (POTP)

Healthy food made Courtney Love fat? (HBW)

Avril Lavigne sued (ASL)

Johnny Knoxville files for divorce, you knew this was coming (GG)

Amy Crackhouse hospitalized (GH)