Carrie Prejean on Larry King Live!

Larry King managed to royally piss off the former Miss California by persistently asking her why she chose to settle with the pageant after they sued her, and she countersued.

It didn’t take long for her to go from sweet, smiling pageant girl to annoyed super bitch in 0-60, flat! nHere’s what led to her walking off the show…

King: “Why did you agree to settle?

Prejean: “It’s a confidential agreement and I am not allowed to talk about that.”

King: “So the agreement discusses the motive behind why each party agreed?”

Prejean: “Larry, you’re being innappropriate…you really are. So..I’m not going to talk about…”

King: “What?! I’m asking a question.”

Prejean: “I’m not going to talk about anything that ws discussed in mediation it’s completely confidential and it’s a confidential settlement.”

King: “So what you’re saying is in the mediation, it was discussed why you were mediating.”

Prejean: “Larry it’s completely confidential and you’re being inappropriate.”

King: “Ok, fine. Inappropriate King Live continues!”

Prejean: “Yes.”

Then Larry takes a call. Prejean doesn’t even listen to the caller and instead looks over to her right and mouths to someone, “I am going to leave,” and begins removing her microphone. Or trying to at least..heh.

King: “Did you hear the question, Carrie?”

[Silence]

Then she doesn’t leave. She removes the mic but continues to sit there. Huh? I you say you’re going to leave, then leave! 

The video is funny, Larry cracks me up. How can you not love him for his persistence? This whole drama with Carrie is just ridiculous. Why does anyone care? NEXT!

In a startling revelation, TMZ has uncovered the intense, mind-boggling, world changing 911 call made from the home of the man who played Shaggy in the Scooby Doo movie after he cut his finger!

Stunning, I know. You might want to sit down in your chair as I give you details, kids.

Shaggy, also known as Nick Palatas, accidentally (although we aren’t 100% sure if foul play was involved yet) cut his finger with a table saw. He told the dispatcher he may have cut it to the bone and that it, “hurt like f**k!” Listen to the 911 call here.

In a stunning turn of events, Nick was able to reach a phone and dial 911. But barely, his finger bled like a bitch. He is lucky to be alive. He might not of lived if it weren’t for those three stitches.

But anyway, this all happened a month ago, so he didn’t die or anything. Thanks TMZ for your amazing investigative research! Impressive!

Jon Gosselin on Larry King Live VIDEO

Jon Gosselin appeared on Larry King Live Thursday evening.

Jon’s biggest complaint right now is that he wants his children off his ex-wife’s reality show, Kate Plus 8, the modified version of the couple’s show, Jon & Kate Plus 8. But now that Jon Boy isn’t on the show, he is doing whatever he can to stop production of it.

All of a sudden Jon is concerned about his children’s overexposure on television. Which, never seemed to be a problem until now, conveniently.

Blah, blah, blah… Zzzzzz….so over this crap.

Jon Gosselin is dating this party girl with no eyebrows, and this STAR reporter, and he’s hanging out with a Real Housewife star, and Lindsay Lohan’s dad….WHO GIVES A SH*T!

Honestly, does anyone CARE? He’s a goofy looking dude who has eight kids and a bitter ex-wife. Why, pray tell, do we give two craps about this guy and his drama queen life? I refuse to cover this garbage, except to bitch about it, like I am now.

I just want he and Kate to go away! Go take care of your 8 babies and quit being media whores! You are both destroying your children’s lives and your own. This will catch up with you both. The media is going to chew you up and sh*t you out like the corn kernels you are.

There. I’m done. @*!!%$ Gah!

Carrie Prejean, the controversial Miss California USA has been fired and will lose her crown today after failing to comply with pageant rules!

Prejean has reportedly violated her contract by not showing up for scheduled appearances, among other things. The terms of her contract state that Prejean must also get “clearance” before doing extracurricular activities, and she hasn’t been doing that either.

The Miss California USA organization, as well as Donald Trump are all said to be livid with Prejean and her diva attitude, so they are dumping her. She will be officially “fired” this afternoon.

When asked about Prejean Trump said: “To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else, she treated like s**t!”

Miss Malibu Tami Farrel will be crowned the new Miss California USA.

Let the mud slinging begin between both sides! You just know Shanna Moakler is excited about this, it gives her another reason to give her opinion and gain another minute of fame!

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Gee, guess what?

I know this is going to come as a total shocker so don’t freak out, but Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have split once again.

I have honestly lost count of the number of times they have bounced back and forth.

Funny, last night I saw a couple bizarre exchanges between them on Twitter. And then about an hour after Shanna had said goodnight, a random tweet saying, “i f@*%ed gerard butler” (it’s since been deleted) posted to her profile.

Ha! So I checked it out, and earlier in the day she said she’d been hacked, so this was probably the same thing. (or not?) It would really be juicy if Travis was the one who hacked into her account and posted that. Now that would be good.

So yeah, they broke up. Whoopie.

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Lady GaGa before her performance at the VIP Room Theater, Paris, France.

That reminds me, I have to take the trash out..

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Unfortunately you probably remember the “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, who, at the age of 16 shot her lover’s wife in the face.

Well, here we are seventeen years later, and Amy Fisher hasn’t changed much. She is still a low-life, attention craving tramp who is using the tragedy and her notoriety to make a living.

Hardly shocking is the fact the Amy has recently started her own porn website, starring, of course, herself.

The 34-year-old says, “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ ”

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So as it turns out, the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wedding wasn’t as spontaneous as they would have liked us to believe.

Duh!

Cameras were in tow as the couple eloped in Cabo San Lucas, and also have been following them during their honeymoon.

Executive producer Liz Gately confirms, “MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation. Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlywed’s relationship as it plays out in real life.”

Anything and everything is marketable to these two. If they ever have a kid, that child will be pimped out to the media, not to mention the actual birth being recorded and sold on DVD.

But let’s not think about them procreating. Because if ever there were an evil spawn..