Bobby Brown’s new autobiography takes punches at his ex-wife Whitney Houston, claiming he never did cocaine until he met her and that she married him for the wrong reasons.

The book, “Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But,” hits shelves next month.

In it Bobby says, “I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. . .At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine.”

Bobby says his marriage with Houston “was doomed from the very beginning. Within the first year we separated, with several more to follow. . .I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married. . .I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

He adds that Whitney was under “a lot of pressure,” at the time of their marriage.

“The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not. In the short, I think I got caught up in the politics and ended up marrying one of the biggest stars in the world.”

Brown also admits in the book to some wrongdoing. Mostly his infidelities. “I am guilty of sleeping with other women. . .Women are always throwing themselves at you. I’m only human, so I would make the mistake and bite the hook sometimes. . .I let the testosterone take over.”

It’s all Whitney’s fault! It’s all the testosterones fault!

Whatever dude. Face it, you would have been a basehead with or without Whitney. I think it was probably a very mutual thing. Both of them have addictive personalities and were co-dependent for a long time.

Bobby’s trying his damnedest to get his career rolling again with reality shows, books and *snicker* country music, but it’s not working.

The crackhead in him will be back. Trust.

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By now I’m sure you have heard Heidi Montag’s new single ‘No More’, the lovely follow up to the much mocked & talked about, ‘Higher’.

Once again Heidi’s voice is heavily doctored and made to sound like a synthesizer. (I guess it’s called a vocoder.) After reading a little bit about what this machine does, it’s apparent that it’s the one doing most of the singing. But unfortunately it’s using her voice to do it.

Come on SNL, invite this bitch on then miraculously have an Ashlee Simpson malfunction! Ratings, people, ratings!

Anyhow, in case you haven’t already, go listen to the crap. You can’t talk sh*t about it unless you’ve heard it.. Heh.

I can’t wait for the video.

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Paparazzi had best watch themselves if they dare snap photos of Nicole Kidman and her bodyguard.

This week there have been two instances involving photographers and Nicole’s entourage.

During the the first incident on Wednesday, a 53-year old cameraman was attacked by Kidman’s hot headed trainer as he filmed them hiking.

Then on Thursday a Flynet photographer named Jeremy and the same 53-year old paparazzi followed Nicole and her bodyguard on her way to the gym. The cars stopped, the bodyguard got out and approached the paps vehicle, obviously pissed.

That’s when it all went down.

As you can see in the video, the bodyguard gave the paps a little bitch beatdown! You can hear him screaming like a girl throughout the assault because you know, he’s the victim here. He’s probably screaming louder and more violent because he knows that sh*t is being taped.

After the bodyguard left Jeremy called 911 because, again, he wants to play the victim. It’s not like he got schooled with a 2×4 or anything. Yeah, he’s scratched up and bruised, but I’m sure the little f*cker had it coming.

The police are investigating the incident.

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Tiffany “New York” Pollard is VH1’s reality queen, so it’s not really surprising that the network has offered her another reality show showcasing the loud, obnoxious, spoiled mess.

In it, New York goes to Hollywood, where she is going to try and get her acting career underway. Tiffany dreams of being an A-list celebrity, you know. Heh.

Meanwhile, she is still with boyfriend George “Tailor Made” Weisgerber, winner of last season’s ‘I Love New York’. The two live together in New York and while Tiffany heads to Hollywood, George will hold the fort down at home. Besides having a 12-year old daughter, George is an executive for Mark Ecko so traveling to California with Tiffany has been out of the question.

He tells People magazine, “One of the reasons I appealed to her so much is that, unlike a lot of the other guys on the show, I am independent and self-motivated and I have a career and won’t be riding on her coattails.”

However, he does plan on visiting his buxom babe often.

“Tiffany and I are very happy together. We will make this work….I have so much respect for Tiffany and support her career. She is very talented and has a great future as an actress….I’ll visit her as much as I can.”

Don’t forget your leash, dude!

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Jason Davis, notorious sloth friend of Paris Hilton and brother of Brandon Davis, was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and DUI after being pulled over last weekend in the San Fernando Valley.

Police first thought the substance he was holding was cocaine but further testing showed it was in fact, heroin.A junkie fat boy?

Just more proof of what a loser this fat ass is. In case you care, here he is on video with the paps grilling him about his arrest and his ‘business ventures’. Because you know, he’s just got so much going on in the business world. If you have seen any videos with him before, you know the drill. He’s an important man who’s going places. Or so he would like us all to think..

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Is Britney Spears pregnant?

Rumors have been swirling for awhile now that Britney may be pregnant again. She was spotted earlier this week arriving at a medical center for an mysterious appointment and many think she’s rocking a ‘baby bump’.

I am pretty sure Britney is not pregnant. Of course, I could be wrong, unfortunately I don’t have a crystal ball that tells me these things, but c’mon, Britney’s gut has been bloated for awhile now! Remember kids, her diet consists of Funions, Cheetos, Fanta and Frappachinos!

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Mucho Blah, Blah, Blah…

Stephen Webster’s new jewelry ads turn back the clock with Christina Aguilera posing in Alfred Hitchcock-inspired scenarios.

The ads will be published in the April issue of W magazine.

Aguilera says of the UK designer, “Stephen and I have been friends for many years and working together on this campaign and collection has been an incredible experience.”

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Not more than two weeks after breaking up with his girlfriend Sophie Monk, Benji Madden is hittin’ Paris Hilton.

What a slap in the face to Monk. Major downgrade! I bet she’s glad that she came before Paris, and not after. If ya dig..

A source told People magazine, “Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious.”

Ok, well how serious can it be in two weeks? Isn’t that about the incubation time for herpes?

Heh.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, says he hasn’t seen nor will he look at, the photos of Linds posing as Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine.

Us magazine called Michael up and he was more than eager to discuss Lindsay’s pics, but was quick to say to say he won’t be checking them out anytime soon.

“I’m not going to look at the photos, that’s my daughter!” he stated.

However, he adds that he isn’t bothered by the photos, and he supports his daughter’s choice to bare all for the photo shoot.

“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. It’s her decision. The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them, that’s an amazing thing.”

He adds that he hopes Lindsay’s life won’t mimic that of legend Marilyn Monroe.

“I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny.”

With parents like you and Dina Lohan, I don’t think you have anything to worry about Michael.

Heh.

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