By now I’m sure you have heard Heidi Montag’s new single ‘No More’, the lovely follow up to the much mocked & talked about, ‘Higher’.

Once again Heidi’s voice is heavily doctored and made to sound like a synthesizer. (I guess it’s called a vocoder.) After reading a little bit about what this machine does, it’s apparent that it’s the one doing most of the singing. But unfortunately it’s using her voice to do it.

Come on SNL, invite this bitch on then miraculously have an Ashlee Simpson malfunction! Ratings, people, ratings!

Anyhow, in case you haven’t already, go listen to the crap. You can’t talk sh*t about it unless you’ve heard it.. Heh.

I can’t wait for the video.

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Paparazzi had best watch themselves if they dare snap photos of Nicole Kidman and her bodyguard.

This week there have been two instances involving photographers and Nicole’s entourage.

During the the first incident on Wednesday, a 53-year old cameraman was attacked by Kidman’s hot headed trainer as he filmed them hiking.

Then on Thursday a Flynet photographer named Jeremy and the same 53-year old paparazzi followed Nicole and her bodyguard on her way to the gym. The cars stopped, the bodyguard got out and approached the paps vehicle, obviously pissed.

That’s when it all went down.

As you can see in the video, the bodyguard gave the paps a little bitch beatdown! You can hear him screaming like a girl throughout the assault because you know, he’s the victim here. He’s probably screaming louder and more violent because he knows that sh*t is being taped.

After the bodyguard left Jeremy called 911 because, again, he wants to play the victim. It’s not like he got schooled with a 2×4 or anything. Yeah, he’s scratched up and bruised, but I’m sure the little f*cker had it coming.

The police are investigating the incident.

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Tiffany “New York” Pollard is VH1’s reality queen, so it’s not really surprising that the network has offered her another reality show showcasing the loud, obnoxious, spoiled mess.

In it, New York goes to Hollywood, where she is going to try and get her acting career underway. Tiffany dreams of being an A-list celebrity, you know. Heh.

Meanwhile, she is still with boyfriend George “Tailor Made” Weisgerber, winner of last season’s ‘I Love New York’. The two live together in New York and while Tiffany heads to Hollywood, George will hold the fort down at home. Besides having a 12-year old daughter, George is an executive for Mark Ecko so traveling to California with Tiffany has been out of the question.

He tells People magazine, “One of the reasons I appealed to her so much is that, unlike a lot of the other guys on the show, I am independent and self-motivated and I have a career and won’t be riding on her coattails.”

However, he does plan on visiting his buxom babe often.

“Tiffany and I are very happy together. We will make this work….I have so much respect for Tiffany and support her career. She is very talented and has a great future as an actress….I’ll visit her as much as I can.”

Don’t forget your leash, dude!

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Jason Davis, notorious sloth friend of Paris Hilton and brother of Brandon Davis, was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and DUI after being pulled over last weekend in the San Fernando Valley.

Police first thought the substance he was holding was cocaine but further testing showed it was in fact, heroin.A junkie fat boy?

Just more proof of what a loser this fat ass is. In case you care, here he is on video with the paps grilling him about his arrest and his ‘business ventures’. Because you know, he’s just got so much going on in the business world. If you have seen any videos with him before, you know the drill. He’s an important man who’s going places. Or so he would like us all to think..

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Is Britney Spears pregnant?

Rumors have been swirling for awhile now that Britney may be pregnant again. She was spotted earlier this week arriving at a medical center for an mysterious appointment and many think she’s rocking a ‘baby bump’.

I am pretty sure Britney is not pregnant. Of course, I could be wrong, unfortunately I don’t have a crystal ball that tells me these things, but c’mon, Britney’s gut has been bloated for awhile now! Remember kids, her diet consists of Funions, Cheetos, Fanta and Frappachinos!

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Mucho Blah, Blah, Blah…

Stephen Webster’s new jewelry ads turn back the clock with Christina Aguilera posing in Alfred Hitchcock-inspired scenarios.

The ads will be published in the April issue of W magazine.

Aguilera says of the UK designer, “Stephen and I have been friends for many years and working together on this campaign and collection has been an incredible experience.”

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