Jason Davis, notorious sloth friend of Paris Hilton and brother of Brandon Davis, was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and DUI after being pulled over last weekend in the San Fernando Valley.

Police first thought the substance he was holding was cocaine but further testing showed it was in fact, heroin.A junkie fat boy?

Just more proof of what a loser this fat ass is. In case you care, here he is on video with the paps grilling him about his arrest and his ‘business ventures’. Because you know, he’s just got so much going on in the business world. If you have seen any videos with him before, you know the drill. He’s an important man who’s going places. Or so he would like us all to think..

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Is Britney Spears pregnant?

Rumors have been swirling for awhile now that Britney may be pregnant again. She was spotted earlier this week arriving at a medical center for an mysterious appointment and many think she’s rocking a ‘baby bump’.

I am pretty sure Britney is not pregnant. Of course, I could be wrong, unfortunately I don’t have a crystal ball that tells me these things, but c’mon, Britney’s gut has been bloated for awhile now! Remember kids, her diet consists of Funions, Cheetos, Fanta and Frappachinos!

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Mucho Blah, Blah, Blah…

Stephen Webster’s new jewelry ads turn back the clock with Christina Aguilera posing in Alfred Hitchcock-inspired scenarios.

The ads will be published in the April issue of W magazine.

Aguilera says of the UK designer, “Stephen and I have been friends for many years and working together on this campaign and collection has been an incredible experience.”

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Not more than two weeks after breaking up with his girlfriend Sophie Monk, Benji Madden is hittin’ Paris Hilton.

What a slap in the face to Monk. Major downgrade! I bet she’s glad that she came before Paris, and not after. If ya dig..

A source told People magazine, “Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious.”

Ok, well how serious can it be in two weeks? Isn’t that about the incubation time for herpes?

Heh.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, says he hasn’t seen nor will he look at, the photos of Linds posing as Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine.

Us magazine called Michael up and he was more than eager to discuss Lindsay’s pics, but was quick to say to say he won’t be checking them out anytime soon.

“I’m not going to look at the photos, that’s my daughter!” he stated.

However, he adds that he isn’t bothered by the photos, and he supports his daughter’s choice to bare all for the photo shoot.

“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. It’s her decision. The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them, that’s an amazing thing.”

He adds that he hopes Lindsay’s life won’t mimic that of legend Marilyn Monroe.

“I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny.”

With parents like you and Dina Lohan, I don’t think you have anything to worry about Michael.

Heh.

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So TMZ catches Lindsay Lohan leaving the S Bar in Hollywood after 2AM last night.

I love the strategic placement of her “water bottle” as the paps snap her pic. She thinks she’s fooling us.

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