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William Shatner Pokes Fun at Levi Johnston/ Conan O’Brien VIDEO

Spicy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:44:02 +0000

William Shatner reads Levi Johnston’s Tweets on Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Even though William Shatner rubs me the wrong way sometimes, he’s also funny as hell.

Conan opens the clip poking fun at Levi Johnston, calling him a douche and explaining that Levi is a big Twitter user. (Funny thing is, all Levi Johnston’s Twitter accounts are fake, that I know of.) So Conan says that Johnston’s tweets are “like poetry.” So, who better to read the Twitter updates in true beatnik-like fashion than Mr. Shat?

Some of the supposed tweets are hysterical:

“Anybody know where I can get some good weed?”

“Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?”

“You know you’re a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis.”

Of course they aren’t as funny when you simply read them. But with that special Shat flair, they’re genius.

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William Shatner Sarah Palin Spoof [VIDEO]

Spicy — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:31:32 +0000

William Shatner Sarah Palin video

William Shatner spoofs Sarah Palin’s final speech on Conan O’Brien’s The Tonight Show.

The Shat goes totally Beatnik on us – and I love it!

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William Shatner Wants to Know if He Was a Dumbass

Spicy — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:49:19 +0000

I found out about this after William H. Shatner tweeted about it.

Actually I don’t know if “H” is, in fact, his middle initial, I just think it sounds about right..

Anyhow, Willy has a YouTube channel and he has a new video up asking people for their opinions. You see, a few years ago he was invited to be a guest photographer for Playboy, and, of course, he snatched up the opportunity. Pun intended, btw.

The only problem was that Shatner, probably assuming his wife would flip, didn’t tell her about it. When the photos were published and she found out about it she came unglued.

So now he posted this video asking for your opinions. Was he right to do it anyway? Wrong not to tell his wife Elizabeth? Wrong for posting a video on YouTube about it? He wants to hear it.

Check out the video below and then go ask him about the photo above:

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William Shatner: “George Takei Has Been Mean to Me for Decades”

Spicy — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:05:30 +0000

A soon as George Takei announced his wedding plans the media starting buzzing with the all important question: Would Sulu invite Captain Kirk to the ceremony?

And so it began, a celebrity cat fight, fought on Entertainment Tonight and You Tube.

At one point The Shat went public saying that he felt Takei was suffering from a form of “psychosis”all the while claiming no wrong doing in the past.

Takei didn’t take it laying down. He threw blows at Shatner during his late night talk show stints and at other various public appearances.

This time, Shatner, still being unable to just let it go, takes to YouTube to rant about the entire ordeal…again.

He says,

“George has been mean to me for a long time, in public, and I’ve never said anything. I wish he’d stop being mean to me. For me, there’s no fight. I would like to (talk to him). I’m not mad at him, I’m annoyed that he keeps saying bad things about me.”

At the end of the video he invites Takei on his new talk show, Raw Nerve.

“I’ll issue an invitation to George to come and talk to me.”

[WENN]

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – William Shatner

Spicy — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:10:32 +0000

“The whole thing makes me feel badly. The poor man, there’s such a sickness there. It’s so patently obvious that there’s a psychosis there. I don’t know what his original thing about me was; I have no idea. I didn’t read his book that was printed many years ago but apparently I didn’t let somebody have a close -up.

“I literally don’t know him. I didn’t know him very well on the series; he’d come in for a day or two… but he’s continued to speak badly about me for all these years. You’d think there would be an epiphany at some point where George might have said, ‘Poor Bill Shatner, he is such a lonely, desperate, unhappy man that he did all these terrible things to me…’ when I said hello or something… but instead what he does is he makes this big deal about not inviting me to his wedding.

“There must be something else inside George that is festering, and makes him so unhappy that he takes it out on me, in effect a total stranger.

“It’s sad the man can’t find enough peace in his life to either be positive and say ‘I forgive him for whatever those hurts were,’ or to shut up about it… I feel nothing but pity for him.”

- William Shatner is still bitter about not being invited to George Takei’s wedding.

[WENN]

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Paparazzi Gets a Piece of Kate Moss

Spicy — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:10:58 +0000

Kate Moss had a bit of a hair-malfunction in Germany after promoting her new fragrance, Velvet Hour.

The supermodel returned to her Berlin hotel and while on the red carpet one of her hair extensions came tumbling off her head and onto the ground.

Of course a photographer was there with a quickness to swipe up the piece of Moss. The giddy paparazzo proudly displayed the lock of hair to his colleagues who eagerly snapped pics and secretly envied him.

Ahhh..the exciting life of the paparazzi…

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Spicy Briefs

Spicy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:06:15 +0000

It’s only the best for Brad Pitt, who dropped a whopping $600,000+ on furniture at an art and design exhibit in Switzerland earlier this week. He was treated to a special showing of furniture that had been made between the 1940s through the 1960s. Pitt ended up leaving with a $293,000 on a marble table, $300,000 gold lacquer-coated fiberglass sofa, and two Ron Arad chairs that generally sell for $25,000 each. Wendelin Lang, organizer of the exhibit said, “Brad asked questions that only an art expert would ask. You can feel that he is an absolute maniac.”

Sharon Stone is still apologizing for blaming “karma” for the recent devastating earthquake in China. The actress has issued a second apology saying, “There have been numerous reports about what I said in Cannes. I would like to set the record straight about what I feel in my heart and end all of the misunderstandings. Yes, I misspoke. I could not be more regretful of that mistake. It was unintentional. I apologize, those words were never meant to be hurtful to anyone, they were an accident of my distraction and a product of news sensationalism. I am deeply saddened by the pain that this whole situation has caused the victims of the devastating earthquake in China.”

Is the new television series, “Swingtown” to risque for TV? The show is based on two couples and their swinging lifestyles. Molly Parker, who plays Susan Miller, a wife who got knocked up in high school and hasn’t been intimate with any other man, says, “While the show doesn’t shy away from adult content, it is really not about sex. I think people are ready to take an honest and fun look at this time.” Susan and her husband are introduced to the swinging lifestyle by the Deckers, a former stewardess and airline pilot. Lana Parrilla plays Trina Decker and describes her character’s relationship with her husband. “There is a trust and openness between these two that you don’t expect.” Grant Show, who plays Mr. Decker adds, “As fun as it is, as sexy as it is, it is a commentary on a historical time.” The show premieres tonight at 10pm on CBS.

George Takei is considering mending his rift with former Star Trek co-star William Shatner by inviting him to his upcoming gay wedding. Takei claimed that Shatner was egotistical and insisted on numerous close-ups during filming. Takei’s partner Brad Altman says Shatner might get an invitation to the wedding in September, but then again he might not. He explains, “We have only 200 seats. Our contact list has, like, 3500 names, so we have to whittle it down. I don’t know if William Shatner is going to make the cut.”

Oprah Winfrey is elated that Barack Obama has clinched the Democratic presidential nomination. Winfrey, a well known and outspoken supporter of Obama, issued a statement showing her support. “I’m euphoric, I’ve been doing the happy dance all day. I’m so proud of Barack and Michelle Obama and what this means for all of us – the new possibilities for our country. And if he wants me to, I’m ready to go door to door.”

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William Shatner Says No To Motorcycle Protective Gear

Spicy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:00:39 +0000

Even though William Shatner was involved in a motorcycle accident years ago he still refuses to wear protective gear while riding his motorcycle.

“I think leather, and helmets and protective gear is foolish, in the hot California weather. I ride with sandals and shorts and a t-shirt.”

Shatner recalls laying his bike down and narrowly escaping injury.

“One time, I was driving along and the bike slide from under me, and I skidded across the two lane highway. I grabbed the bike hauled it up and got back on. I had to get to Los Angeles. I had a doll to take to my grandchild. I got back on the bike and my clothes are shredded. I realized I’m bleeding.”

He says that as he tried to collect himself people driving by recognized him and some even called out to him through their car windows.

“People are driving up and college kids are yelling at me. Finally they uttered the ultimate insult, ‘Beam me up Scotty,’ so I gave them the finger.”

The Shatner don’t take no shat.

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Holy Shatner!

Spicy — Wed, 17 May 2006 02:35:00 +0000

Skip a lunch!