Meet Sarah Burge, who likes to be known as a “Real Life Barbie”.

She is one of those crazies who has had a gazillion plastic surgery operations in order to look like the iconic Barbie doll. The thin waist, huge boobs, long blond hair. But really, has she succeeded? I think not! She sure seems to think she has though. Read an excerpt from her site:

From RealLifeBarbie.com:

Next year, Barbie, the most iconic female doll in the world, celebrates her 50th birthday. So too does the glamorous former Playboy Bunny and professional ‘Real Life Barbie’ Sarah Burge. But the similarities don’t end there.

From the length of her hair extensions to the shape of her body, from the clothes she wears to the types of careers she’s pursued, from her pink convertible car to the love of her life, her own real life ‘Ken’, the parallels are striking.

So far, Sarah has spent over £200,000 transforming herself into her alter-ego ‘Real Life Barbie’. She has had procedures on virtually every part of her body, including tummy tuck, buttock implants, boob job and fat transfers. She also spends around £22,000 a year on annual ‘maintenance’. In fact, Sarah is the world’s first International Ambassador for Plastic Surgery, traveling the world as a living advert. ‘Real Life Barbie’ is a star in Japan (the Japanese are the biggest Barbie fans in the world) and has made TV chat show appearances in America and the UK.

She has spent HOW MUCH? To look like THAT?! And check out her “Before” photo…she was beautiful! [Right]

Makes you wonder what happened to people like this whose only way of feeling good about themselves is to cut, snip and inject self-confidence into their bodies.

Bitch needs to take a step back and realize that she does not look like Barbie! If anything, she looks like “Middle Aged, Washed Up Porn Star Barbie”!

Lady Gaga wants to be known as the Queen of Fashion, but wearing a bunch of stuffed animals isn’t exactly chic.

Gaga showed up for a German television show looking completely ridiculous in a Kermit the Frog coat and cap. Hardly high fashion. More like “raver” fashion. Aren’t Club Kids so 2001?

What do YOU think? Is it totally sweet – or a complete hot mess?

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As if Joe Jackson didn’t make you sick to your stomach, how’s this one for ya..

The father of Michael Jackson is hoping that his son’s young children will perform as the ‘Jackson 3′. And not just perform, but actually do a World Tour!

When I read this story I was like, ‘is this for real?’ I mean, I know Joe is daddy dearest and all, but holy sh*t, Michael has only been dead for a couple weeks! Just more proof of what a cold-hearted son-of-a-bitch this guy is.

One of the Jackson family members is extremely outraged at Joe and his intentions of forcing the children into the spotlight. I would hope more than just one family member is pissed about this..

Ian Halperin, who wrote a boigraphy about Michael confirmed the claims saying:  “Joe wants the children to go on a world tour in 2010. He has also already offered recording contracts to two of Michael’s kids. Now he is talking about getting them the world’s best backing band and taking them on tour as The Jackson Three.”

I doubt this will ever materialize. People would be outraged at such a thing. But to even THINK it! WTF? And people seriously wonder why MJ was so messed up.

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Jaime Foxx looked absolutely ridiculous as the host on the BET Awards and I’m not afraid to say it.

After the death of Michael Jackson, the show decided to do a tribute to the pop icon. But it wasn’t about Michael Jackson, it was about Jamie Foxx.

Foxx came out in Michael Jackson “costumes” that were ill-fitting, cheap looking and made him look like a total fool onstage!

And as for his hosting abilities, simply put, he sucked ass. He seemed to almost beg for responses from the audience, who at times, were so quiet you could hear Amber Rose’s who-ha squeak as she crossed her legs.

As I said on Twitter, I am embarrassed for Michael Jackson. Jamie Foxx looked like a Michael Jackson Barbie Doll more than anything. Even during his performance. Yes, he even performed in one of the “costumes”.

Then there was Michael’s dad, Joe, shown clapping his hands as he moved to Bell Biv DeVoe, you know, obviously grieving. And finally, Jeremy Piven, Hollywood’ #1 Richard Cranium, making a pitiful joke as he “honored” Michael.

Some tribute. BET Awards = Fail.

Shannon Burke, a Florida radio personality, was arrested Thursday after shooting both his wife and dog.

It is believed that at around 10:45 PM Wednesday Burke became angry at his dog, a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, so he decided to wave around a gun and threaten the animal. That’s when the gun discharged, shooting his dog through the leg and his wife in the head. He claims he did know know the gun was loaded.

LISTEN TO THE  911 CALL MADE BY SHANNON BURKE

Burke, 43, has been charged with aggravated battery with a weapon and animal cruelty. He was ordered to wear a GPS ankle bracellet and his bond has been set at $10,000.

Both his wife, Catherine, and the dog have been treated and will recover.

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This story is just plain foul!

This June, Will Ferrell will appear as a special guest on an upcoming episode of the Discovery Channel’s Man vs. Wild.

Host Bear Grylls and Ferrell traveled to the glacier ranges of Sweden for a crazy adventure that left them drinking their own urine and eating reindeer eyeballs.

Yeah really!

Discovery president John Ford obviously finds humor in it. He says, “Pairing one of the toughest men alive with one of the funniest will be an absolute riot. I can’t wait to watch.”

Ferrell, who did the show to help promote his upcoming film, The Land of the Lost, told Us magazine, “To be able to participate in an episode of Man vs. Wild was a thrill of a lifetime, even though I did get urine-drunk which is sad.”

Grylls says he was impressed with Ferrell who toughed out the harsh conditions. He said, “He trusted me when it mattered and we survived. And he has definitely had an adventure! He should be very proud of how he performed.”

On a side note, Grylls is kinda hot. Heh. As for The Land of the Lost…I’m not surprised they are making a movie out of it. It kills me. Way to ruin a great childhood memory! It’ll probably be the next Bewitched…and we all know how bad that movie sucked!

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The family of Slumdog Millionaire child star Rubina Ali is trying to sell the girl for a reported $300,000.

News of the World sent two reporters to India and disguised them as a wealthy couple from Dubai. They then arranged a meeting with the family to discuss the terms.

Rubina’s father, Rafiq, told the couple that he is interested in selling his daughter so that she can grow up in a wealthy household. The money collected from the sale of the child would also help to get his family out of the slums.

Rubina’s family feels they are owed something after the child’s success in the Academy Award winning film.

The person who tipped off News of the World said,

“Dad Rafiq is streetwise and knows that soon his daughter’s success will be forgotten and her moment of fame will be over. He has a family to feed and simply can’t afford it. He is keen to find a rich family to bring up Rubina but only if they are willing to help the whole family to get out of the slums.”

The tipster also described Rafiq as an opportunist, looking to cash in on his daughter while the getting is good.

Read more about the story at News of the World.

UPDATE: People magazine is reporting that Rubina’s family is denying these reports.

Rafiq says that the News of the World reporters were, “a couple of journalists playing games with me.” Rubina’s mother added, “We are poor, yes, but not so poor that we have to sell our children. The whole thing is a lie.”

Even little Rubina had a comment to share. “I trust my father. He loves me. He has never said that he wants to give me up. I did meet an uncle and auntie in a big hotel but it was not about adoption. I will never give any foreign journalist an interview again.”

So, I guess the question of the day is, for the betterment of your child, could you give them up to a wealthy family in hopes that they would have more opportunities available than you could afford them?

When Jamie Foxx first jumped on the scene he was brilliantly funny and I loved him.

He starred on In Living Color along with Jim Carrey.  He was absolutely hysterical in his skits. However, since becoming this big Hollywood A-lister, he seems like a real prick! He definitely thinks more highly of himself that most anyone else does.

On Sunday, Jamie chose Miley Cyrus, a 16-year-old girl, to bash on his Sirius satellite radio show The Foxxhole. (He has his own radio show?!) Not only did he bash her, he cut her up into chunks and fed them to his studio crew who ate them up like bourbon filled chocolate balls.

His reason for lashing out at her? Because she wanted to meet Radiohead before their Grammy performance.

So this big-time, Hollywood guy, Foxx, feels the need to pick on a teenager for that? He and his crew were vicious, too. Calling her a “little white bitch,” saying she should “make a sex tape and grow up,” and to “go catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.”

Wow! Those are some pretty harsh words coming from a 41-year-old Academy Award Winner.

We’re not impressed Jamie. You’re just giving us more reason to believe you’re one of the biggest jokes in Hollywood.

If I were Billy Ray Cyrus I would hunt your ass down like a fox and give you the smack down!

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You know, just because I have chosen to not have a child in my lifetime, some people like to label me as a child hater, selfish or whatever else.

But on the contrary, I do like kids. I’ve just never felt the desire to give birth and to be responsible for another human being. Or to go through the actual birthing process.

To me, mothers are a completely different species than I. I look at them and wonder how they do it. I admire their selflessness and patience. But I also appreciate my sleep and my freedom.

So back to the other species thing..

Being as I am not familiar with giving birth or having babies, I found it shocking and a little gross that some mothers will consume their baby’s placenta after giving birth in hopes of warding off postpartum depression and contracting their uterus. I have heard of planting the placenta under a tree, like Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves did, but eating it? Unfathomable in my book.

Chrissy Schilling gave birth this past weekend and she and her twin sister decided they would eat the placenta. Chrissy seemed in awe that her body made this organ on it’s own and she said she did not want it to go to waste.

So after her late night birth her sister froze it and two nights later they had a placenta feast.

They cleaned it, chopped it and cooked it up. They made a placenta sandwich and placenta pasta. Then they took pics and shared them with friends on Facebook.

Chrissy claims that “a belly full of placenta” helped her dizzy spells go away and cured a myriad of other physical ailments she was having. She also claims it has boosted her spirits and given her strength.

So, my question to you is, would you eat your baby’s placenta?

I think this has the makings of a really good Stephen King novel. Heh.

Read more about the joyous placenta eater here.