A pair of Michael Jackson’s unwashed grinders will go up for sale on eBay tomorrow with a reserve price of $1 million dollars.

The underwear,  size-28 Calvin Klein tighty-whities, were confiscated in 2003 by the Santa Barabara DA who was after a DNA sample of Jackson’s to use as evidence in the child molestation case against the King of Pop.

The underwear will be sent to the winner in an evidence bag sealed with police tape.

The owner of the briefs, New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, obtained the underwear and other Jackson items in a bankruptcy case.

Also being auctioned off is a handwritten annulment from ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley and a used tube of skin-bleaching cream.

[NYP]

Remember this old seedy shoot?

Playboy magazine reportedly attempted to persuade Lindsay Lohan into posing for their magazine for the price of $700,000.

But Lindsay’s spokesperson insists she’s having no part of it.

The deal would have included an eight page topless spread in the magazine’s 55th anniversary issue which hits shelves next January.

And it was probably a wise choice.  Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, had the idea for Lohan do a tribute to Ann Margaret (’60s sex kitten style) and her film Kitten With a Whip.  Apparently the film is one of Lindsay’s favorites, but that wasn’t enough to convince her.

Lohan’s rep tells the NY Post, “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no.  She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again.”

Could she even pull it off?  Her rendition of Marilyn Monroe was embarrassing..

They actually brought back The Gong Show and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

If you’re old enough to remember, The Gong Show was hosted by Chuck Barris and was THE shizzle back in the late 70s.

I haven’t seen any of the new ones, but here’s a clip from tonight’s show (Comedy Central/10PM) that I think is somewhat entertaining - in a pathetic, crap-TV sort of way..

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Bitch, please!

Who was the smart dumbsh*t who conjured up this gem of a slogan?

Here’s your first peek at the new ad by Stampede Light Plus featuring a super smart Jessica Simpson as their spokesperson. Doesn’t she look intelligent with that blow-up doll look on her face and her boob bursting out of her top?

In case you missed it, read about Jessica’s beer endorsement deal here.

Of all the blind items I have heard, this one might prove to be the most disturbing.

From Page Six:

“Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut..”

Ok, so I am trying to come up with some good guesses here. It looks like the key words are ‘heartthrob’ and ‘hunk’. So it’s obviously a sexy, sought after actor. Here are some possibilities…

Christian Bale, Eddie Murphy, Ed Norton, Brandon Frasier, Mike Myers, James Franco and Vin Diesel.

I am going with one of the latter two. They are the only two who are really considered to be ‘hunky’ out of the bunch. I would like to say Eddie Murphy because I can’t stand the smug assh*le, but he isn’t exactly considered a ‘heartthrob’, unless you ask the trannys he employs..

My question is, why isn’t the victim coming out with this information? Damn, people like Mr. Rapist need to be outed for the sick f*cks that they are! I would have been running to the doctor after the attack and having that bitch’s sperm saved for DNA evidence.

People like this deserve to be ruined!

Oh. My. Gawd.

So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.

This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.

Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.

These photos have been floating around the net for a couple months, being touted as the next hottest thing in Japanese footwear.

Not for most people, but you know that the foot freaks are probably lovin’ this craziness!

The boots at the bottom are kinda hot, not that I could or would wear them. Besides, what do you wear them with? A ponytail and a saddle, bitch! Ker-plop, ker-plop..

All these shoes are obviously for those bitches who love pain - and you can count my ass out!