Of all the blind items I have heard, this one might prove to be the most disturbing.

From Page Six:

“Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut..”

Ok, so I am trying to come up with some good guesses here. It looks like the key words are ‘heartthrob’ and ‘hunk’. So it’s obviously a sexy, sought after actor. Here are some possibilities…

Christian Bale, Eddie Murphy, Ed Norton, Brandon Frasier, Mike Myers, James Franco and Vin Diesel.

I am going with one of the latter two. They are the only two who are really considered to be ‘hunky’ out of the bunch. I would like to say Eddie Murphy because I can’t stand the smug assh*le, but he isn’t exactly considered a ‘heartthrob’, unless you ask the trannys he employs..

My question is, why isn’t the victim coming out with this information? Damn, people like Mr. Rapist need to be outed for the sick f*cks that they are! I would have been running to the doctor after the attack and having that bitch’s sperm saved for DNA evidence.

People like this deserve to be ruined!

Oh. My. Gawd.

So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.

This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.

Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.

These photos have been floating around the net for a couple months, being touted as the next hottest thing in Japanese footwear.

Not for most people, but you know that the foot freaks are probably lovin’ this craziness!

The boots at the bottom are kinda hot, not that I could or would wear them. Besides, what do you wear them with? A ponytail and a saddle, bitch! Ker-plop, ker-plop..

All these shoes are obviously for those bitches who love pain - and you can count my ass out!

Michael Jackson is still totally off his wheelchair rocker!

Michael came out of seclusion recently to hit some stores near his home in Vegas.  He went toy shopping, of course.

His kids - Prince Michael, Paris and ‘Blanket’ were all out too, thank goodness they still look normal.  You can only hope they lead a somewhat regular childhood.  But growing up with that man, I doubt it.

Oh, the books they will write one day…

Man, Michael’s dad really f*cked him up good, didn’t he? I mean you have to wonder what would have to happen to somebody to make them this bizarre.  It’s sad really. Anyone who remembers him from back in the day can recall a totally different man.

Will we ever know, or understand Michael Jackson?  Better yet, do we want to?

We always knew Brigitte Nielsen was crazy, but her latest stunt is by far one of her most uncanny!

Brigitte underwent a complete body makeover as two million Germans tuned in on primetime television.

Sylvester Stallone’s ex had liposuction performed on her thighs, her eyes were Botoxed and her breasts were toned down to a smaller size.

But that’s not where it ends.

More installments of “From Old to New; Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic” are set to air as she undergoes extensive dental work and other cosmetic enhancements.

Brigitte boasted, “I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating [room]. I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again.”

One of Brigitte’s goals is to be Playboy ready when she is completed with her transformation. The actress graced the cover of the men’s mag nearly 20 years ago and she is determined to do it again.

She adds that her other intention for doing this is to show that Hollywood celebs don’t look the way they do because of good genes.

“The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying. You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to. I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.”brgi

Joy Division’s lead singer Ian Curtis‘ headstone was stolen from his grave site last week.

The band’s bassist Peter Hook can’t believe thieves stole the marker and he is upset that someone would commit such a repulsive crime.

Hook says he still visits the grave of his late friend and was saddened by the news.

He says, “I must admit that in my life I’ve been to Ian’s stone a lot. It’s somewhere, especially with the effect it had on me after what we did, it’s somewhere that I go for a moment of quiet reflection just to give the guy a nod”.

Drummer Stephen Morris is also shocked by the disappearance of the stone. “I just don’t understand why anyone would do it. You couldn’t sell it on eBay - it’s ridiculous and very upsetting. I’m speechless. It really is not a very nice thing at all”.

Police are hoping to recover the grave marker and an investigation is currently underway.

Curtis committed suicide in 1980.

Jim Carrey turned heads as he wore girlfriend Jenny McCarthy’s sexy swimsuit while taking a walk on Malibu Beach on the Fourth of July.