Thanks to a Michael Jackson funeral lottery people like you and I have a shot at attending Michael Jackson’s funeral services next week.

The lottery was constructed in order to be fair to all Michael’s fans, and to give them all a shot at attending his memorial service, which is expected to be one of the biggest events the world has ever seen.

Of course I put my name in, with any luck I’ll be booking a flight to L.A. after I get my confirmation email Sunday.

To sign up for the lottery go HERE.

Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service
Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 10:00 a.m.
STAPLES Center, Los Angeles, California

The Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service will take place on Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 10:00 a.m. at STAPLES Center in downtown Los Angeles, California and simulcast inside to Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE across the street. A limited number of free tickets to both venues will be made available for Michael Jackson’s fans to attend.

Due to the expected overwhelming demand, the following procedures have been set to accommodate registration for the tickets. Please note that by registering for tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service, it does NOT guarantee the registrant tickets.

The opportunity to register for tickets begins at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time on Friday, July 3, 2009 and ends at 6:00 p.m. Pacific Time on Saturday, July 4, 2009.

Please enter your information below for your chance to receive two tickets, that will be randomly distributed for either STAPLES Center or Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE to attend the Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service. Only one entry per individual will be accepted. Registering to attend the Public Memorial Service is NOT a guarantee of tickets. Two tickets will be issued to each randomly selected attendee.

After you enter, you receive the following message:

If your application is successful, you will receive an email on Sunday, July 5, 2009 after 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time with your exclusive unique code and instructions on how to obtain your two free tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service.

A valid ticket will be required to enter the STAPLES Center and L.A. LIVE area on Tuesday, July 7, 2009.

The tickets will be distributed for either the public memorial service in STAPLES Center or a live television broadcast in the adjacent Nokia Theatre.

Please add info@staplescenter.com to your address book to ensure successful email delivery.

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Lindsay Lohan leaves Andy Lecompte Salon in West Hollywood following a spray tan on the eve of her birthday party.

Wow, she actually looks CLEAN for once!

I hope her sinuses are ready for what’s about to come their way!

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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A devout reader of Celebrity Smack has written in with information that she says is not only accurate, but was supplied by someone who is very “in the know” about Michael Jackson’s condition when he died.

She says that stories in the press about MJ’s condition when he died have been exaggerated and that this is the truth:

I have a story from a very good reliable source and promised not to name them about MJ in the coroners office. He did not weight 112 lbs as reported in the press. He was 136+ and in good condition. He has tattoed eyebrows and lips. Was wearing a small wig. He’s a little light on hair in the back. Could that be from the pepsi commercial? Also he did not have needle marks all over him. Just 2, the IV at the hospital and one near the heart. Also he had a bandaid on his nose. He looked pretty healthy to them. Not emaciated as stated by the press.

Also they took him to FLHH (not picked up) not the other one as mentioned before. And has been there since last week. They just wanted him out of there, cause the coronor wanted the press corp to just go away it was a zoo.

Also when is helicopter brought him into the coroner. The police had to pull people off the ivy walls. They were climbing on the bldg trying to get in.

Like I have said, I have definitely made fun of MJ in the past, but I am certainly no fool when it come s to the impact that he had on the world. I believe that Michael was a victim to “quacks”…bad doctors who were “bought” in order to help sustain a terrible drug habit.

Look at Michael in the past compared to recently. I believe he became a drug addled star in the 90s and morphed into a recluse as a result. I mean, he surely is NOT the same man he was when he was in his prime. Not only physically, but emotionally. Something major shifted inside of Michael in the 90s and I think it was drugs that made him the “freak” that he became. Of course it all stems from his effed up childhood (thanks to papa Joe) but really, he was functional until the last 15 yrs or so, and I think it was the drugs that really pushed him into the sad state he was in when he died. Yes, I think the docs should pay. If only to set an example to other quacks out there. Sadly, there are A LOT of docs out there that can be bought….especially in Hollywood.

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The wife of Gary Coleman, Shannon Price, was arrested on a domestic violence charge last night in  Santaquin, Utah, where the couple reside.

The two were involved in a spat when Price muscled her way around the house, breaking belongings of her husband’s.

She was booked for two misdemeanors and later on $1,205 bond. Poor Gary, the guy is 3- feet-tall and this woman is a 6-foot-tall, husky Appalachian! Bitch has second and third helpings of the grits, that’s for sure.

Look at her mug shot. There’s a whole lot of “not right” in those eyes!

[TMZ]

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Brody Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole make their way out of Nobu in West Hollywood.

Why does Brody Jenner annoy the piss out of me? Any guy who molds a reality show after something Paris Hilton has already done and names it “Bromance” is a douchebag in my book.

So why did I decide to post something about this guy? Just to get away from the MJ stuff - and I felt like taking a dump on someone and since there’s no news about Brandon Davis right now, I figured Brody would do.

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Jermaine Jackson, brother of Michael Jackson, interview with Matt Lauer on the Today Show, 7-02-09.

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In today’s ‘WTF News’ Candy Vigneri, a 44-year-old Maryland woman, gave birth to a baby in a portable toilet and left the baby to die in the waste tank.

As if that wasn’t cold enough, she bummed a smoke from a construction worker and sat at a nearby picnic table, contemplating what she had just done.

When a man came along to use the restroom Candy told him, “Don’t go in there, I just had a baby in there.” Obviously freaked out, they guy called 911 immediately. This in turn caused Candy to go to the toilet and retrieve the baby from the toilet’s  foul liquid. When paramedics arrived the baby was unresponsive and covered in the blue tank agent. She told police that she didn’t know she was pregnant. (Some defense.)

She was arrested and charged with child abuse and reckless endangerment. She is being held on a $50,000 bond. The baby is now is stable condition and will be in the hands of social services after recovering.

And you thought your mom was a bitch.

[CNN]

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Michael Jackson’s funeral date and time has been set for next Tuesday, July 7, 10 A.M. at Los Angeles’ Staples Center.

Showbiz411.com is reporting that Staples Center and Nokia Theater, as well as the surrounding area, will be used for the services, which are expected to have an insane turnout, of course.

Radar.com claims that fans will be able to purchase a ticket for $25 that will allow them to sit in the stands. For those who don’t make it in, there will be huge outdoor screens showing the service inside.

Omg, think about what a circus this is going to be. Seriously. People are going to want in. And I’m betting there are going to be FAR more people than anyone expects!

Speaking of circus, the circus is in town the following day. Really. The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has Staples Center booked for the following day. Apparently they had to be talked into postponing their set up. They might want to consider postponing the show by at least a day or canceling. I mean, people will be coming from all over the world. They are going to linger!

We’ll see if this all pans out or not. I’m just glad to hear they aren’t doing an open casket. I thought it odd at first when I heard they may do that. It would definitely make the funeral a circus sideshow act..with lots of snuck in cameras.

It’s going to be interesting for sure. Have fun with all that congestion, L.A., it’s going to be crazy.

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Giorgio Armani has unveiled the new Emporio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2009-10 underwear campaign featuring David and Victoria Beckham.

David’s “rope” makes another appearance as well - heh.

The new advertising campaign was shot in Milan, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo, from July 2009 onwards.

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Jeff Goldblum is alive and well - and so is his quirky fashion sense!

Goldblum is among the celebrities who have been included in recent fake internet death reports. The rumors keep popping up after a slew of celebrity deaths in the past few weeks.

But lo and behold, Jeff is cold kicking it live, baby. Mismatched clothes and all!

I’ll forgive him though, because there’s kinda something hot about him. I have always thought so, even though he is a little geeky and did play a puking, disgusting, hairy-ass fly. Must be the glasses. I’m a sucker for those. And hey, the guy wears Chuck Taylor’s…and that’s hot.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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