Is Britney Spears pregnant or WHAT?! Check out that PONCH! (DSF)

Angelina Jolie, Zahara and Shiloh in Monaco (BST)

Victoria Beckham tight and pink at the airport (UMC)

Ben Affleck correctly blames J Lo’s Jenny on the Block video for his demise (HM)

There’s a Mr. Big vibrator?! (ABH)

Spice Girls baby boom (PB)

Haha…Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson (HB)

Lindsay Lohan gives Samantha Ronson a hickey! (CR)

Kirsten Dunst is hittin’ the bottle again (Y!)

GAH! Manbabies!! (CK)

Isaiah Washington is being a little bitch (WMB)

Beyonce is preggo? (POP)

Cameron Diaz thinks she gets hotter with age (TB)

HOT legs (DH)

Bitch looks like a coat rack (A!)

Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner will not be getting married, ever. (DS)

Scott Weiland served only 14 minutes in jail (BS)

Sarah Jessica Parker’s hat recreated (PO)

Tara Reid candy cane bikini (DSF)

Check out the rest of her appearance HERE.

This Annie Leibovitz photo shoot is HOT!

Dreamy Mr. Big… Can’t you just picture yourself booting SJP’s skinny ass out of there and taking over? Ooohh I can!

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Brooke Hogan posted then replaced a blog on her MySpace titled, ‘wtvr‘ in which she claims that Nick isn’t the spoiled little prick that most of us believe him to be, and that John Graziano’s parent’s lied about all sorts of things during the trial.

From Brooke’s MySpace blog:

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Shortly after, the blog entry was replaced with:

“I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.”

Hmmm. Well, I’d like to give Nick the benefit of the doubt here, but I just can’t! I think Nick Bollea IS Nick Hogan, and I think he very much enjoys being that person. If you have read interviews and/or blog posts of Nick’s you somewhat get a feel for who this kid is. And he comes off as exactly how Brooke says he isn’t. A spoiled, snotty little shit. Am I wrong here?

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Tila Tequila managed to land the cover of Blender’s June issue and in it she dishes on her bisexuality.  She says that she believes all women are born bisexual.

Tila says in the interview, “Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. But when you’re that young you don’t think, ‘Oh, I’m having sex! I’m a lesbian!’ Still, I always knew. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.”

Tila says she never outed herself until her MTV reality show, A Shot at Love came out -so to speak -but she claims that she has always had the support of her friends and family.

“I think a lot has changed. It’s not the ’90s anymore. I think the gay community is a lot more accepted these days,” she added.

This is so very true. I had a great friend in the early 90s (Tom- where ARE you?!) who I was the very first person who he had told about being gay. Except for past lovers of course. I remember thinking how horrible that would be to have to hide who you were. Awhh…that was a great night. We were in B.C. and my car was towed, we were trippin’, and were pretty much broke. Gawd, I miss being 20. Heh.

Anyhow, Back to Tequila. A Beverly Hills psychologist, Leslie Seppinni, was asked about Tila’s comments and here is what she had to say..

“All women aren’t born bisexual; Tila seems to have a lack of self-esteem and is using that to justify her own sexuality. Americans love trainwrecks and the controversy over her sexuality, but she’s using this to defend her actions instead of saying that she’s gay. Tila should seek counsel to discover who she really is rather than swinging back and forth.”

The June issue of Blender hits shelves Tuesday.

Drew Barrymore was rear-ended just before noon yesterday while driving in West Hollywood.

The driver of the vehicle who hit her immediately fled the scene. Drew attempted to follow the jerk-off, but he/she managed to get away. However, it won’t be long before the bastard is caught. Drew got the license plate number!

Har-har!

We pretty much already knew this so it isn’t breaking news or anything, but apparently it has been confirmed by a close source that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will marry this Saturday, May 17th.

The source told Us magazine, “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice.”

As I told you last week, guests do not know the location of the ceremony. Instead, they will all meet at a specific location and will be driven to the ceremony site.

The rehearsal dinner will be attended by “family and close friends only”, as with every other person’s wedding, and will happen on Friday.

Simpson’s spokesperson is still refusing to confirm the wedding, saying it’s a personal matter. But you can pretty much bet on it.

Do you think they will last? Everyone thought Jessica and Nick would make it - and that went totally South! For some reason, I think the pretty little emo couple will do alright. I mean, they totally share makeup, clothes, hair dye.. It was simply meant to be!

UPDATE: Derober..com just published pics of Ashlee with some guy she may have hooked up with just after her and Pete got together. It seems that ‘Joe average’ hinted that he hit that, and even ‘did the math’ to make sure he wasn’t the daddy of the unborn baby!

“That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron. And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

- Hayden Panettiere says she would have a lesbian affair with a few leading ladies.

It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.

Who told Sarah Jessica Parker to wear that hideous weed on her head?

It looks like something you’d find at a secondhand store, all dusty and protruding out from that green styrofoam stuff in a cheap glass vase. Her dress isn’t so bad, but damn, I can’t get past the hat!

I think Cynthia Nixon steals the show for once. She looks demure and that dress is gorgeous with her milky skin. But what I want to know is…where’s BIG?

Can’t wait to see the flick!