After hearing about her rank ass stank toes I’m not surprised.

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa.
You came onto the scene so gracefully, almost princess-like. Cute, girl next door looks with an innocence about you. But now? You have swiftly & eagerly morphed into the molded Hollywood bitch, which you are now complaining about having the misfortune of being.
Mischa as quoted by Britian’s Cosmopolitan, “It kind …

Cont’d…

Remember the real Daisy Duke?

Lisa Marie, darling! What’s up with the snazzy granny potluck dress and cape?

Paula Abduhl..Ugh! Her boob is trying to crawl out of the dress..

What the fuck is around Star Jones’ waistline? A hula hoop? A huge bellychain?

This time it’s Sting’s son, Jake Sumner.
A mere 18, but Jake is still quite the player himself. Apparently the two are spending a lot of time partying together when Paris is in New York. And of course everyone is denying it. Ahh, the life of a socialite…
 

The Stop Ashlee Simpson Petition

Those bastards already have over 32,000 signatures! Ha!
(Edit: As of 1/20 it is almost at 100,000!)

Hey, what can I say, news is slow!

….by pulling his heart out of his chest.
Carson Daly nearly ran out of the room like a little bitch. What else would we expect from that little pilsbury dough-ass?

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Thanks to milkandcookies.com

The worst dressed female of all 2004 is….

(Drumroll please!)

Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives. And who could blame Mr. Blackwell for putting her smack on top of the list with threads like these?

Photos: GettyImages
Nic, you sure have shitty taste. Even in men!

Nicolette & Michael …