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Why is Tommy Chong Smiling?

Posted on November 6th, 2009 by Spicy

Why is Tommy Chong smiling?:

A. He made it past the drug sniffing canine

B. He just smoked a fat spliff in the airport bathroom

C. He’s going to Jamaica

D.He knows Spicy Pants is coming to Hollywood!

Yep, it’s true, bitches! I’m heading to Hollywood in a couple days to shoot a celebrity gossip show with my good friend, MK from Popbytes.com! (Whom I have known for, like, 5 years but have never met in person – party time!) Will fill you in on the trip next week, but I wanted to give you a heads up that on Monday and Tuesday it might be a little slow around here. Be sure you are following me on Twitter so you can follow my Twitpics & updates while in Tinseltown.

xxoo -Spicy

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Posted In: Spicy Pants, Tommy Chong

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Beyonce VIDEO PHONE [Video]

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Beyonce’s new video, “Video Phone”

Beyonce with the video for her new single, “Video Phone”.

Not feeling the song really, but the video is visually pleasing. Even if you aren’t a fan of her music, watching her perform is a whole other deal. You might poke fun at some of her outfits or at how she is bouncing off the wall, but you can’t quite take your eyes off her, can you?

Meooooow!

Posted In: Beyonce, Music

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Kinky Linky

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Adam Lambert’s new schlong – DL

I just noticed that Miranda Kerr has a massive space between her eyes – MJ

I usually love Sharon Osbourne but sometimes she is just a c-word – HM

Nicolas Cage is the reason Nicolas Cage is broke – LS

Stanky Whip mashup! – PB

Overpriced – PE

How many times can the world end? – ABH

Mariah is so vain, she actually thinks she looks good – CDL

Khloe Kardashian is a faker – POP

Funny license plates – CR

Melrose Place drama – AW

Nicky Hilton has legs like Amy Winehouse – GB

Daddy Joe Simpson creeps us out again – DS

Posted In: Spicy Links

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RIHANNA Good Morning America/ GMA VIDEO!

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Rihanna GMA video

Rihanna on Good Morning America this morning.

Watch Rihanna’s interview with Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America, in case you missed it!

Posted In: Interviews, Rihanna, Videos

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Sex Machine With No Game

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Russell Brand looks just as awful today as he did yesterday while going to the gym.

Egad, what a turn-off, but he does nothing for me even when he’s well-dressed. (Which I don’t think is ever.) Johnny Depp couldn’t even pull this off. Russell would look better in a farking polka dot unitard!

There’s nothing like a man who knows how to dress.. Are you with me, ladies?

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Posted In: Fashion Disasters, Russell Brand

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Mariah Carey Bathing Suit [PHOTOS]

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Mariah Carey in a really, really, awful bathing suit that does nothing to compliment her sausage body.

Who picked this monstrosity out?! It has to be one of the most unflattering suits I have seen in my entire life.

The “v” cut to her navel makes her look like she’s got a beer belly, the “boy cut” legs make them look like tree stumps and WTF is up with her nipples? What’s she hiding in there? I bet she has a cube of ice on each one, heh. And I won’t mention the Fred Flinstone feet…

Mariah hater, who me?

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

Posted In: Celebs in Bikinis, Mariah Carey

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Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Shuts Her Up

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Carrie Prejean sex tape exists!

Carrie Prejean is in the news again, dammit, this time reportedly because of an alleged sex tape!

The sex tape surfaced after Prejean got a little greedy and demanded $1M from her Miss California USA Pageant settlement. But lawyers for the organization were slick and full of ammo. They somehow got their hands on a “sex tape” involving Prejean which TMZ describes as, “extremely graphic,” while they add that “Carrie has a promising solo career.”

Once lawyers confronted Prejean about the sex tape, she immediately denied it was her and seemed appalled, saying, “That’s disgusting!” Because, you know, masturbating isn’t very Holy-Roller-like. But lo and behold, the camera panned to her face and there was no denying that it was her. Suddenly the million dollars wasn’t so important anymore.

So will the Carrie Prejean “solo” sex tape surface at any point? I’d bet money on it. I’ll also bet that she’ll be the one “leaking” it at some point…

Posted In: Carrie Prejean, Celebrity Scandals

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Britney Spears’ Nipples Attack! [PHOTOS/ PICS]

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Posted on November 5th, 2009 by Spicy

Britney Spears’ nipples are on the loose again, because once again Ms. Spears is completely braless.

Brit lets her puppies hang loose under a thin baseball tee, and it seems all they can do is stare at the ground!

But they have obviously had their coffee…

Posted In: Britney Spears, Fun Bags