Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?
Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.
US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.
There’s still hope!
It looks like David Letterman and Paris Hilton got over their differences after her last appearance.
Last time he almost made her cry, it was awesome. Unfortunately, this one isn’t as entertaining.
This time Paris talks about her new reality show on MTV, Nicole Richie and their relationship, and, of course, Benji Madden, whom she says she wants to be with “forever”. :rolleyes:
“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material.You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”
- Benji Madden thinks he and girlfriend Paris Hilton will eventually marry.
People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.
A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.
Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish
Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,
“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”
“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”
Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?
“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”
- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.
the Sheridan Sun!
