Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrates her 31st birthday with an 80’s themed birthday bash.

Jennifer posed with girlfriends outside of her home Sunday wearing a Lady Gaga hair bow, two tutus, legwarmers, fingerless gloves and fishnets.

I don’t recall wearing stuff like this in the 80’s that’s for sure. I mean, I dressed terribly tacky, as everyone did, but even for back then this outfit would have been mocked. Jennifer would have been better had she crimped her hair, ratted the hell out of it, shellacked it with Aqua Net, wore jelly bracelets up to her elbows and instead of those stacked tutus, donned a big, puffy, bubble skirt.

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Paris Hilton celebrates her 29th birthday

Paris Hilton celebrated her birthday at Dan Tana’s with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, parents, Rick and Kathy and siblings, Conrad and Nicky last night.

She turned 29. One more year until 30!

Paris was given a huge balloon bouquet, a Christian Louboutin Barbie doll, and another doll that looked to be vintage.

The Hilton family dined at Italian joint, Dan Tana’s, and afterwards Paris and Doug hit the Tea Room in West Hollywood to continue her birthday celebration.

I love when Paris leaves Dan Tana’s she carries her Louboutin Barbie face out, so everyone can see, admire, and covet her new doll. She always does that though. The best is when she is carrying a magazine that she is on the cover of, and holds it cover faced out, so that everyone can see she is on the cover.

As for her milking her birthday, I am not going to fault her for that, because birthdays are meant for milking. Heh. Mine is coming up and trust me, I milk that sh*t.

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Jennifer Aniston and her rumored beau, Gerard Butler are celebrating Jen’s 41st birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Also along for the celebratio is Aniston’s BFF Courteney Cox and hubby David Arquette, as well as Sheryl Crowe.

Gerard arrived a couple of days after everyone else, but is enjoying the warm Mexican sun with the group and in plenty of time for Jen’s February 11th birthday.

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Diddy bought his son, Justin Dior Combs a new silver Maybach for his 16th birthday.

It’s only worth $360,000. Chump change!

He presented Justin with the pimpin’ ride at his sweet 16 bash on Saturday night at M2 Ultralounge club in NYC.

Daddy Diddy also gave Justin a $10,000 check to open a bank account, but apparently Justin is donating it to Haiti.

Justin gushed to Us magazine: “I’m just ecstatic right now. Words can’t even describe how I feel. I’m so blessed and thankful for all of this.”

Hell, that’s the price tag of a house! Yikes. What a tough life, being the kid of a rich & famous celebrity. But as extravagent as this sounds, I still think Suri Cruise has him beat at a $300,000 miniature Indy Car replica at the age of 3.

You know, I immediately thought of that Who’s the Boss episode where Tony bought Samantha the yellow car for her birthday that had reflectors and bumpers all over it. Because really, when you are 16, you need that shiz! Hope Daddy Diddy is ready to fork out some serious coinage for the repairs as well.

Happy Birthday Elvis!

Can you believe Elvis Presley would be 75 today if he were alive?

In honor of Elvis’ birthday, here is a collection of absolutely GORGeous Elvis photos. Because he was one of the most beautiful men alive, don’t you agree? Yummmzz.

Happy birthday, Elvis, baby.

Tiger Woods

Yes, it is Tiger Woods’ 34th birthday today.

Break out the party hats (code word for condoms) & strippers jumping out of cakes!

Heh.

Tiger was born on December 30th, 1975 in Cypress, California. His birth name was actually Eldrick Tont Woods.

Happy birthday, Tiger. I’m sure it is going to be one to remember.

Phoebe Price celebrates her birthday at STK with Daniel DiCrisco, Mary Carey and Bobby Trendy.

Who knows how many candles were on the cake. At one time Wikipedia claimed she was born in 1979, but I know that can’t be! Price is another one of those women who’ve had so much plastic surgery you cannot discern an age.

Phoebe wasn’t quite as creepy looking back in 2002:

(Ok, so she is a little creepy in the 3rd pic..)

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We haven’t seen little baby Dannielynn Birkhead around lately, but lo’ and behold, on her 3rd birthday daddy has a magazine photo shoot all lined up!

“Happy birthday, Dannielynn! Now put this outfit on and do this… Ok, good, now put this one on and smile big for the cameras! Good girl! You’re doing great!”

Why does that freak me out just a little? She is being treated as a child star, and we all know what they grow up to be like. Not to mention that she has her mother’s addictive genes. I don’t think it would too bold for me to say that this girl had better have an amazing support system if she is going to get through her teen years and not become a junkie like her mom. But hey, if Frances Bean Cobain can do it, maybe Dannielynn has a shot too. Let’s just hope daddy is a super-daddy, because she is going to need it.

I want to like Larry Birkhead but I don’t trust him. In these pics he looks so posed – with a plastic smile. Another thing is that he seems to be smothering Dannielynn in a multitude of the shots. His arms tightly around her as if to say, “She’s MINE!” Body language says a lot.

See the rest of the pics and read Ok! magazine’s interview with Larry HERE.