Adnan Ghalib, the photographer who leeched onto Britney Spears during the midst of her apparent breakdown, claims to have a sex tape with the pop star and is shopping around for the highest bidder.

Of course he is. Like this is some sort of surprise? We all knew he was using her, and Britney was just dumb, or ill, enough to let him.

The tape is reportedly over two hours long and contains about 20 minutes of actual sex, the rest is stripping and foreplay. Britney wears her infamous pink wig throughout the film and strips down to nothing.  When Adnan asks her to remove the wig Britney says, “Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.”

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

The tape was supposedly filmed while the two ran off to Mexico back in January.

You know, it’s actually surprising that a Britney sex tape has never been leaked. Yeah, we have all seen her famous clamato, but not in action. I’m still surprised Federline never stooped to that level and leaked a tape. I guess he didn’t have to though, he just knocked her up instead. The ultimate meal ticket for the celebrity parasite. I hope this rumor isn’t true though, because just the thought of Brit and Adnan doing the nasty is enough for me to hurl…let alone watching it. And yes, if it is real, I’ll have to watch it. Dammit.

Heh.

Howard Stern ruined any chance of ever copping a feel on Dolly Parton after he spliced segments of her new audio book and made it sound as though she were hurling disgusting racial slurs - and other, well, pretty f*cked up stuff!

[Head over to Defamer to listen to the audio.]

Stern edited Parton’s voice to make it sound as though she were talking about things such as how much she loves (n-word) cock, she accuses Kenny Rogers of pissing into (*ugh*) young boys a**holes, and says she had sex with Minnie Pearl’s dead corpse.

Ok, now I have a pretty wicked sense of humor, can hang with the boys and talk like a sailor, but I don’t find this bit to be very funny. It’s incredibly juvenile and sounds like something 14-year old boys would splice together. And I can never find a justification in using the N-word. I’m surprised Robin, as a seemingly strong black woman, puts up with that sh*t. Funny what people will do for money and fame..

Let me add that I am against censorship, so I am not going to start screaming about how Howard should be banned and all that bullsh*t. Dolly’s a big girl, I think she’ll handle herself just fine on this one.

Speaking of, she released a statement regarding the bit, and of course, she is embarrassed and pissed.

“I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this….If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.”

Someone should make a tape of Howard’s girlfriend talking about her loose vag, or of Robin talking about how much Howard c*ck she chokes down in order to keep her job. Or maybe of Artie sucking another fat guy off for a baggie of blow. Hmm…now that would be funny!

WTF?

This is an advertisement for Beyonce and her mother’s new clothing line for children called The Dereon Girls Collection. High heels? Boas and cropped jackets? This is a terrible ad, and totally creepy!  Playing dress-up is one thing, but this is simply not appropriate!

Pedophiles love this sh*t.  It makes me sad for the kids who modeled for this ad.

Miley Cyrus and Vanity Fair have nothing on Beyonce and The Dereon Girls!

Rob Lowe’s wife and attorney have responded to former nanny Laura Boyce’s accusations of sexual harassment.

Sheryl’s statement is as follows:

“As a mother of two young boys, it is sickening and disgusting that Mrs. Allred and Ms. Boyce would stoop so low as to drag a child into this latest, baseless, predatory lawsuit. To falsely attack my husband is one thing, to attack me is another, but to do this to our son reveals not only their lack of character, but how far they are willing to go to play the ‘lawsuit lotto.’”

“The charges against me are lies meant to embarrass and humiliate. I find it deeply offensive the false allegation that I would use racially insensitive comments. I’m certain that my dearest and longtime friend, and godfather to my children, Marcus Allen would beg to differ with their charges. We do not see color in my household; my children do not see color. It deeply saddens me that I even have to explain this to my children.

These false allegations are made all the more painful because our family has been betrayed by a woman we welcomed into our home and treated like family. Laura Boyce was physically abused by a man with whom she was having a relationship. I had to take her to the emergency room once, and advised her that she had to be more careful about the men she dated, and that she was running with the wrong crowd. We are shocked that she has now chosen to destroy our right to peace, quiet, and privacy.”

The Lowe family attorney Larry Stein has also responded to the claims brought forth by the nanny:

“Having struck out against Rob Lowe, Gloria Allred now seeks to drag his wife and children into the fray. In response to a lawsuit against Laura Boyce by the Lowes, Ms. Allred filed a cross-complaint on behalf of Boyce, which contains false allegations, in an apparent attempt to divert the negative publicity which Allred’s client, Gibson, has universally received.”

“Although framed as a sexual harassment claim against both Sheryl and Rob Lowe, the cross-complaint alleges only words by Sheryl and never mentions any words or conduct by Rob whatsoever. The alleged statements by Sheryl are totally unrelated to, and do not provide any support for, Gibson’s claims against Rob.”

This whole case is one big clusterf*ck. The first nanny, Jennifer Gibson, I don’t like. She seems smug and in the beginning, I thought she was full of sh*t. She might still be.

However, the second nanny, although overly dramatic with the tears, her story is more believable. I’m not saying it is true, because in this world of assholes, you can’t trust anyone. Bitches can conjure up fake tears in a jiffy when there is the promise of big money. And her tears were Oscar worthy.

I think it’s pretty funny that Sheryl felt the need to call her closest Afro-American friend (Marcus Allen) and have him vouch for her. Does that really mean anything? I don’t trust Sheryl. You know that saying, “The eyes are the window to the soul”? Well, her eyes are like beetie rat eyes.

I don’t know, I honestly keep going back and forth on this one. Rob was the founding father of sex scandals though, the pioneer of sex tapes. So you know his wife has to be a freak. We’ll just have to wait this one out and see what develops.

Ok, did any of you happen to catch the live footage I posted here earlier?

That nanny sure did cry a lot. Geeze, I would think you would be more pissed than anything.

If you missed it, Gloria Allred did most of the talking as Laura was seemingly too upset. She came out crying and left crying.

From what it sounds like Laura is only suing the Lowe’s after they decided to sue her. Ms. Allred says that the Lowe’s knew that the nannies had incriminating evidence against them and wanted to beat the girls to the punch in order to make themselves look better.

She claims that after Laura quit working for the Lowe’s that they refused to pay her. Then 5 months later Sheryl Lowe called Laura, out of the blue, asking her to accompany her on a trip to Hawaii and telling her that she may have friends who need a good nanny. However, the Lowe’s are accusing Laura of being a terrible nanny. So why was that call made? (If it in fact, was made..) Laura claims she did not return Sheryl’s call.

As I wrote earlier, Laura Boyce is accusing Sheryl of all the sexual harassment.

This case is just going to get uglier and uglier.

More stills from the press conference:

Who do you believe so far? The Lowe’s or the two nannies?

Another nanny has come forward in the Rob Lowe case, and this one is accusing his wife, Sheryl Lowe, of all the sexual advancements.

TMZ is reporting that Laura Boyce has filed a complaint with the LA County Superior Court accusing Ms. Lowe of all sorts of freaky behavior.

Although there are no allegations of inappropriate touching, she is alleging that her former employer walked around the house naked while (nanny Jessica Gibson claimed the same thing) constantly exposing herself, that she asked Boyce about the size of her NBA boyfriend’s penis - also asking how she could have sex with him.  Boyce also claims that Sheryl used her forearm to simulate the size of her boyfriend’s penis.

Boyce is also contending that Sheryl spoke of her and Rob’s sex life in detail, showing her their sex toys and talking about her children’s penises. Which, of all the allegations, is most disturbing.

The complaint also states that Boyce called in sick one day and Sheryl screamed that she “got strep throat from sucking ni**er d*ck. I mean, black d*ck.”

The Lowe’s are also being accused of wrongful termination, abuse of process, unpaid wages and labor violations.

Last week I posted the pics of Miley Cyrus that popped up on the internet of her showing her green bra and posing playfully with her then geeky boyfriend.

For some reason a lot of you didn’t think that was her, but surprise surprise, it was. Miley apologized for the pics, to help keep up with her squeaky clean image.

“The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone. Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life’s journey.”

So once again Hollywood has placed these crazy expectations on the current teen ‘it’ girl, expecting her to be pure and virginal until marriage or she’s all used up..which ever comes first. Usually it’s the latter. But until then they have no problem exploiting her. Britney, anyone?

Miley’s latest controversial photos will be in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, showing her seemingly topless. There’s already a buzz going around about the photoshoot by Annie Leibovitz being as Miley is only 15 years old. But why do we care? Her parents don’t seem to.