‘Catwoman’ Jocelyn Wildenstein Lunches in Beverly Hills

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

We haven’t seen the catwoman, Jocelyn Wildenstein out in quite awhile so it was shocking to see some fresh new photos of her this morning.

In case this is your first time seeing Jocelyn, which I doubt it is, she had millions of dollars worth of surgery years ago, altering her face to make it appear ‘feline’.

More like, freakish!  Eric Stoltz in ‘Mask’, anybody?

Jocelyn did this in a desperate attempt to save her failing marriage to late ex-husband billionaire Alec Wildenstein, who loved cats. He apparently screamed his ass off when he saw her new appearance.

Poor thing. The things we do for men! Gah.

Oh well, things didn’t exactly turn out too badly. She’s got herself a man these days, a surprisingly handsome one, and for 62 years-old, her body is looking pretty fabulous.

You have to wonder if she regrets doing what she did. She is rarely seen in public anymore and doesn’t do interviews (despite the ‘fake’ one floating around the net). I’m sure her face frightens children and adults alike, and that can’t exactly make you feel beautiful..

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Anna Kournikova

Friday, July 11th, 2008

“I’m not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox. What else?”

- Anna Kournikova gets tired of the same lame questions reporters ask her.

Brigitte Nielsen Has Multiple Cosmetic Surgeries on Live TV

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

We always knew Brigitte Nielsen was crazy, but her latest stunt is by far one of her most uncanny!

Brigitte underwent a complete body makeover as two million Germans tuned in on primetime television.

Sylvester Stallone’s ex had liposuction performed on her thighs, her eyes were Botoxed and her breasts were toned down to a smaller size.

But that’s not where it ends.

More installments of “From Old to New; Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic” are set to air as she undergoes extensive dental work and other cosmetic enhancements.

Brigitte boasted, “I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating [room]. I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again.”

One of Brigitte’s goals is to be Playboy ready when she is completed with her transformation. The actress graced the cover of the men’s mag nearly 20 years ago and she is determined to do it again.

She adds that her other intention for doing this is to show that Hollywood celebs don’t look the way they do because of good genes.

“The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying. You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to. I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.”brgi

Ultimate Plastic Stage Mother

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

This story is just a little frightening. In fact, you’ll probably be repulsed.

British skin slut, Alicia Douvall, a supposed former ‘glamor model’, professional groupie, and cosmetic surgery queen, has a 12-year-old daughter who wants to be just like her.

Douvall, who has had over 50 cosmetic surgery procedures, (including 12 breast surgeries) and is known for her nipple slips and rendezvous’s with celebrities (Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Diddy), has set precedence for her daughter Georgia’s future behavior.

Little Georgia turned 13 recently, and for her birthday she asked her mother for three things. Alicia told Closer magazine, “Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job.”

She adds, “I was surprised because I didn’t know she was worried about her flat chest. She’s such a quiet girl, she doesn’t say a lot.”

Oh, but when she does. Heh. You know what they say about the quiet ones..

Alicia says appearance has always been important in her family. “My mum always taught me to take care of my appearance and that’s all I’ve taught Georgia. Surgery’s just the modern-day next level.”

Too bad they can’t operate on those feet.

Proving how completely f*cking delusional this woman is, she says she is going to make Geogia ‘wait’ until she is 16-years-old before getting implants. Way to hold out.

She says, “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career. She’s been at a modeling agency since she was about six. She’ll be more famous than Britney!”

Georgia has seen her mother undergo so many changes that she thinks it’s completely normal. She also thinks surgery is the perfect remedy for un-perfect parts.

“I think my mum looks good. Because of her, I think it’s normal to have surgery if something’s not quite right.”

But it doesn’t end there. The little girl wants to be a lingerie model and her mother supports her. In fact, so much so, that Alicia has changed her daughter’s name to a catchier, flashier one. You know, something stage friendly, like a porn star.

Georgia now goes by the name of ‘Destiny‘.

She says, “I wanted to call her Destiny when she was born, but my mum said it sounded like a lap dancer’s name. But she never much liked Georgia, so we decided to change it.”

Little Georgia seemingly oblivious to all the fuss simply says, “I don’t mind which one I’m called. It was Mum’s idea.”

What Happened to Lara Flynn Boyle?

Monday, March 31st, 2008

What happened to her face?

Lara Flynn Boyle has never looked so freakish!

In this pic taken recently and published by Daily Mail you can see how something terrible has happened to her face. I’m not sure if it’s surgery gone bad - or a bizarre medical condition, but it looks awful.

Her cheekbones are hidden behind her puffy/droopy cheeks and her lips have obviously been overly inflated.  The entire lower half of her face has been altered.  She looks like she just had all of her wisdom teeth pulled out or something.  Creepy!

Priscilla Presley’s Botched Botox Disaster

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Priscilla Presley is the victim of man claiming to be a doctor who injected her with a low-grade silicone rather than the ‘better than botox’ injection he claimed.

Dr. Daniel Serrano was in his prime around 2003 when he convinced the likes of Shawn King, Larry’s wife, and Diane Richie, Lionel’s wife at the time, that he had smuggled the non-FDA approved miracle concoction from Argentina. He claimed that it would work even better than Hollywood’s beloved botox. So how could they resist?

Apparently the women were so excited about it that they threw injection parties at their homes. They were charged between $300-500 per session. Dr. Serrano is not licensed to practice in the United States.

Come to find out what he was actually injecting into these women’s faces was an “industrial, low-grade silicone” said to be “similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina. ”

Shawn King claims the treatments left her with an uncomfortable lump in her lip that makes it difficult to talk or drink. Others had lumps or “holes” left in their faces.

Serrano has been dubbed Dr. Jiffy Lube by the media. He has been indicted and convicted of drug smuggling, and conspiracy to use unapproved drugs. Last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials. With any luck he’ll be deported.

At least she has an excuse for looking the way she does.

Check out Priscilla back in the day, (between 1968-1975) when her beauty was purely natural..

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