George Michael was caught again this weekend with drugs while carousing a public bathroom.

Of course the bathroom was one of those where gay men have random sexual encounters.

A bathroom attendant informed police and when officers arrived they found Michael, 45, with marijuana and crack cocaine on him.  He was taken to a police station where he admitted the drugs were his.

Police say that the pop star “showed remorse” so they decided to let it go and not charge him with anything, which seems odd since Michael has been arrested numerous times for the same thing.  Makes no sense.

A police spokesperson said, “He was taken to a North London police station where he received a caution for possession of class A and class C drugs. He has been released and there will be no further action.”

Ok, so don’t throw him in jail, but at least make this guy go to rehab.  He’s a MESS!

Ryan O’Neal, 67, and son Redmond, 24, were arrested and booked this morning on suspicion of narcotics possession after a probationary police search of their home turned up methamphetamine.

Redmond, son of Farrah Fawcett, was in possession of the drug and a vial was also found in Ryan’s bedroom.

They are being held on $10,000 bail.

The O’Neal family have had numerous drug problems in recent years. Ryan’s daughter, Tatum O’Neal was arrested in NY last June after attempting to buy crack cocaine.  In early 2007 Ryan and son Griffin were involved in a physical fight with a fireplace poker being used as a weapon. Griffin reportedly chained up his brother, Redmond, so he would not buy drugs.

What a looney ass family.  Ryan O’Neal is one of those people who should never have had children.  He and Farrah did so much cocaine during the 80s & 90s that it’s a wonder their children are doing the same.

Egad, talk about the walking dead. This girl looks like she isn’t knocking, but pounding on death’s door.

And damnit too, I love, love , love her music and think she is one of the most talented women of our time. Sadly, she is really good at being a junkie as well.

Her skin looks like the skin of an old woman!  And it’s so pale.  How much can that thin little body take?  I am surprised she isn’t dead yet.  I think a year ago I said she’d be dead in a year, but somehow she’s kept on going.  Going through her short life all tweaked out when she could be traveling the world, enjoying her wealth and fame, and living like a queen.

It’s so sad. Such a waste.

Isn’t smack glam?

[DM]

“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself.  My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun - I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”

- Pete Wentz recalls playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with a friend.

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Elton John and Lily Allen presented awards together at yesterday’s GQ Men of the Year awards show in London and it didn’t go as smoothly as planned.

It became clear very quickly that Elton was getting annoyed with Lily, who was on a steady pace to getting wasted before the show even started.  The fact that she was toting around her own bottle of champagne didn’t help either.  In between presentations she pulled out her bottle, topped off her glass and chugged down some more.

As the evening went on Lily’s demeanor became brash and the F-bombs were being hurled like no tomorrow.

At one point Elton decided to put her in her place by embarrassing her in front of the entire audience and calling her out for her drunkeness.

After Lily announced, “and now the most important part of the night,” Elton interrupted saying cattily,  “What? Are you going to have another drink?”

Surprisingly, she didn’t kick his ass right then and there.  Instead she snipped, “F**k off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”

Elton fired back,

“I could still snort you under the table!”

Now that’s something to brag about.  But I am certain he speaks the truth.  That old queen has done more cocaine than most of all Hollywood combined.  He’s like the Dyson in a world of Hoovers.

The public fight between Elton and Lily was just the tip of the iceberg.  Lily also announced to the crowd that her brother Alfie had become engaged.  Too bad he and his bride-to-be hadn’t told anyone yet.

And she also let it be known that octogenarian’s aren’t too old for her.  At least Tony Bennett isn’t.  When Elton mentioned the singer’s age Lily bragged, “I’d still f**k him!”  I’m sure Tony’s wife was impressed to say the least.

She’s wild, she’s loose and she’s hammered, but I like her. She’s a little crazy and out of control but honestly, we all like to watch a good trainwreck.

“I was [date raped], yes. A couple of times. Not with excessive violence, or being hit, but rather being locked in a room and made to have sex against my will.”

- Helen Mirren admitted to British GQ that she was date raped on more that one occasion.  She also admitted to loving cocaine in her youth, although she added that she hasn’t done it in more than 20 years.

Apparently Mackenzie Phillips‘ (One Day at a Time, American Graffiti) drug days are not a thing of the past.

Around 10:00 am this morning as she was being screened by security, baggies of cocaine and heroin fell to the floor.  Officer responded and she was promptly arrested.  She is currently in custody.

Mackenzie is the daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas, and the stepdaughter of Michelle Phillips, also in the band.

Phillips has a long history with drug abuse and  once said she started using marijuana and LSD when she was 12.  She claims her father showed her how to shoot up when she was 18.  Around that same time Mick Jagger, who was a guest in the Phillip’s home, seduced her saying, “I’ve been waiting to do this since you were ten years old.”  Eww!

Poor Mackenzie.  Still fighting those demons. And with a screwed up childhood like that, it’s not surprising.