Oh. My. Gawd.

So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.

This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.

Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.

I don’t know why I find this so amusing but obviously so did Amy R. who sent me this hysterical photo that she snapped in a bathroom stall at a bar.

I love reading the writing on the bathroom walls and glancing at quirky drawings that someone penned after tossing down a few pitchers of beer. Every once in awhile something will actually make you chuckle.

Whether this bathroom art is simply chipped paint or is someone’s attempt at a Winehouse masterpiece, it’s definitely amusing!

For the second year in a row, Miss USA slipped and fell on the catwalk at the 2008 Miss Universe Pageant.

Crystle Stewart of Houston, Texas, a former track star and motivational speaker, kept her composure after the tumble but it was obvious she was left shaken. It is said that she tripped on her gown.

Miss USA Rachel Smith also took a fall at the 2007 Miss Universe Competition in Mexico City.

Jim Carrey turned heads as he wore girlfriend Jenny McCarthy’s sexy swimsuit while taking a walk on Malibu Beach on the Fourth of July.

Photo: TMZ

A couple of Red Sox fans looking to give Alex Rodriguez a hard time at a Yankees/Red Sox game on Sunday ended up having the plan backfire on them.

They made up some “heads-on-sticks” with Madonna’s face on some and Lenny Kravitz’s face on the others.

However security at Yankee Stadium confiscated the masks and destroyed them.

A-Rod went on to have a great game, tying Mickey Mantle’s 13th place on the career home run list with his 536th home run. New York won the game in 10 innings, 5-4.

A. Simply mix his name up with that of the number one hunted terrorist in the world!

Talk about embarrassing!  Do you think that guy still has a job? By the look on Obama’s face, I doubt it.  By the way, Matt Lauer almost did the same thing this morning on The Today Show! (One minute into the video.)

Oops!

Megan Fox is no dummy.

In the greenroom at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards - which airs this Sunday -Jeremy Piven gawked at the sex symbol, unable to take his feasting eyes off her. Sources add that he was absolutely dying to meet her.

Fox, who was completely uninterested in the slimy actor, put him in his place after his pick-up line failed. Piven approached Fox and said smoothly, “I don’t know you, but I should.”

He continued to try and butter-up the actress, “I know you’re getting an award.”

A disgusted Fox snapped back,”Do you even know which one?” and promptly turned on her heels leaving an embarrassed Piven in her wake.

Awesome.