Paris Hilton Responds to McCain’s Ad
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My favorite part?
Watching the wonky eye try to keep up with the other one as she reads the cue cards..
Heh.
Chef Tells Today Show Women to Shut Up
Wow, talk about a pissy missy!
Check out this chef who obviously doesn’t like to be interrupted.
As he tries to explain his presented dish, Hoda Kotb and Kathy Lee Gifford are half listening and talking amongst themselves. He takes extreme offense to this and erupts saying,
“Please! Can I talk? I watch this show everyday and everybody has issues with a lot of chatter back here. Pay attention one minute!”
As you can imagine the air was filled with a very awkward silence followed by a few nervous laughs in the audience.
Check out the women’s response, Kathy Lee cracks me up!
[TBT]
Never Give a Random Guy Your Business Card..
Oh. My. Gawd.
So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.
This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.
Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.
Amy Winehouse Caught in Bathroom Stall!
I don’t know why I find this so amusing but obviously so did Amy R. who sent me this hysterical photo that she snapped in a bathroom stall at a bar.
I love reading the writing on the bathroom walls and glancing at quirky drawings that someone penned after tossing down a few pitchers of beer. Every once in awhile something will actually make you chuckle.
Whether this bathroom art is simply chipped paint or is someone’s attempt at a Winehouse masterpiece, it’s definitely amusing!
Alright, Who’s Greasing the Runways?
For the second year in a row, Miss USA slipped and fell on the catwalk at the 2008 Miss Universe Pageant.
Crystle Stewart of Houston, Texas, a former track star and motivational speaker, kept her composure after the tumble but it was obvious she was left shaken. It is said that she tripped on her gown.
Miss USA Rachel Smith also took a fall at the 2007 Miss Universe Competition in Mexico City.
Who Owns It?
Jim Carrey turned heads as he wore girlfriend Jenny McCarthy’s sexy swimsuit while taking a walk on Malibu Beach on the Fourth of July.
Taunting A-Rod
Photo: TMZ
A couple of Red Sox fans looking to give Alex Rodriguez a hard time at a Yankees/Red Sox game on Sunday ended up having the plan backfire on them.
They made up some “heads-on-sticks” with Madonna’s face on some and Lenny Kravitz’s face on the others.
However security at Yankee Stadium confiscated the masks and destroyed them.
A-Rod went on to have a great game, tying Mickey Mantle’s 13th place on the career home run list with his 536th home run. New York won the game in 10 innings, 5-4.
