Sex Clones

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Brooke to Hulk’s GF: This Is What Daddy Likes

Hulk Hogan’s 34-year-old girlfriend and daughter, Brooke, had a seemingly pleasant time together soaking up some sun, but who the hell can tell them apart?

Maybe Daddy likes it that way!

This family is so narcissistic that they only date people who look like themselves! Creepy!

Brooke Hogan’s Rump Roast Burlesque Body

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Hogan Knows Breast - Brooke Strips For Daddy

At Brooke Hogan’s premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show - because you know, that’s how you get yourself ahead in this world.

Never mind that daddy was going to be there!

Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it’s strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.

What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn’t understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.

Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!

[TMZ/Celebridiot]

Brooke Hogan is Fake on GMA

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Here’s a clip of Brooke Hogan on Good Morning America this morning, blabbing about her screwed up family and doing a little self-promotion for her new lame reality show - in which she tries to prove to the world that she’s not daddy’s girl anymore.

Check the video for the entire interview, but here’s basically what goes on:

The interviewer made me laugh my ass off when one of her opening statements to Brooke was, “And you’re only 20 years old..” HA! Yes, can you believe only 20?! Brooke replies with, “Yes, but I feel like I’m 40 though.”

Bitch looks 40! And doesn’t she look totally look like her mother here?

Then Brooke is asked about her family and their reality show, Hogan Knows Best. And what she has to say is sugar-coated bullshit.

The thing that I like about Brooke Knows Best is that it kind of carries on the Hogan tradition of always having a good moral at the end of the story.”

Did I just hear a Hogan say the word, ‘moral’? Bitch, please.

Anyhow, you get the gist of it. Check it out.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Brooke Hogan

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.

Brooke Hogan Sells Her Family Out - Says She Doesn’t Speak to Her Mom

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

[Source]

Family Releases John Graziano Video

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Graziano’s hole

I’ll just warn you now, this video is very disturbing.

In it you can see just how bad Graziano was injured - half his skull is missing.

Equally disturbing is the soundtrack that goes along with the video, so I’d suggest turning the volume off.

John Graziano’s Brother Goes Off on the Hogans

Monday, June 16th, 2008

The brother of John Graziano reportedly called the family of Nick and Hulk Hogan and let his disgust for them be known.

A taped phone message from Frank Graziano to the Hogan family was played on air this morning by radio personality ‘Bubba the Love Sponge’, (what kind of effed up name is that?) who is a friend of the Hogans.

In the beginning of the call Frank says, “I’m going to have your son’s ass.” He went on, “I don’t give a f@ck who you know - or how much money you got, you piece of sh!t.” The Hogan women weren’t spared his wrath either. He calls Linda and Brooke, “Your whore daughter and your whore wife.”

Listen to the phone calls here.

There are two recordings, the second one being much easier to understand. In the second one he tells the Hulkster,

“I don’t know who the f@ck you think you are Terrence, but you ain’t nothing . . every Marine, every gangster, every lowlife, every crackhead and every scumbag is going to be looking for you and your little f@cking kid . .”

TMZ reports that the Clearwater Police Department has an “open investigation” into the calls.

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