You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday.

Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys!

It’s said to be an “open dormitory type of setting” where he will be in contact with other adults.

Nick is to be released in October.

Make like McD’s and get serving, bitch!

Blake’s mugshot

Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to more than two years in prison after beating up a bar manager then trying to pay him off so he wouldn’t say anything.

His wife did not attend his hearing.

Fielder-Civil has been in prison for nine months already, and if he behaves, he could be out in just over four months.

He tried to convince the judge to let him out so that he could go care for Amy. He claims to want to help the both of them get and stay clean.

Attorney Jeremy Dien told the courtroom,

“Knowing the nation’s glare is upon him, Mr Fielder-Civil has every possible motive to rehabilitate himself in the way he has already shown he is fully committed to doing. He knows if he fails, an appointment with calamity awaits, not just for himself but for his wife.”

“He can now see that hard drugs are to be regarded as nothing other than a smiling assassin. He wishes now to become a role model for Miss Winehouse but he knows it would be impossible for her to alienate herself from drugs if he continues to befriend them.”

Yeah right. Once he is out those two will be back to swilling booze, snorting blow and cutting themselves. I mean c’mon, this guy can’t even stay of drugs in prison. If he is trading pictures of his wife for a little smack, you think he is really a changed man?

We told you about Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright’s arrest earlier this week in Shreveport, LA where they had just wrapped shooting for the upcoming movie, ‘W’.

New details have emerged about the arrests and from witnesses accounts we have learned that it was the police who were out of control.

Although both Brolin and Wright had attempted to keep the peace with officers, the cops went on a rampage, repeatedly spraying Wright in the face with pepper spray and tasing him - even though he was on the ground on his stomach. Witnesses claim that the officers used very foul language directed at Wright - even calling him ‘n*gger’.

As Brolin tried to calm to officers and make peace he was also sprayed in the face repeatedly with the pepper spray, even though he was simply standing still and not fighting back.

It’s not yet been decided if Brolin, Wright or the other castmates will be charged with interfering with a police officer.

Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.

Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.

He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts.  Ew.

He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.

This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!

Khloe and Kim Kardashian

[Updated]  Khloe Kardashian, 24, will report to jail this Friday to serve time for her DUI arrest last year.

A source said, “The judge is trying to make an example out of her.”

I’m curious as to how, being as she will most likely only serve a few minutes or hours of the 3 days she was sentenced to.

She admitted to “failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class.”

Wow.  Three days.  Way to throw the book at her judge..

Josh Brolin was arrested after he was involved in a bar fight early Saturday morning in Shreveport, LA.

He is there shooting the upcoming film about George W. Bush called, ‘W’.

The fight went down at the Stray Cat Club at around 2 am. Officers were called with a complaint about an unruly patron. As they arrived, Brolin and castmate Jeffrey Wright (he plays Colin Powell in ‘W‘) intercepted the officers.

More officers were called as the situation escalated, and eventually there were 10 officers on the scene.

Brolin, Wright and four others were accused of interfering with police.

Brolin was booked into jail and later posted the $334 bond and was released.

Also arrested were Wright, 42, Evan C. Bates, 26, of Torrance, CA; Cherilyn Young, 36, of Austin, TX; Amy Draughn, 33; and Ismael Martinez, 28, of El Paso, TX.

Bates, Martinez and Young also were booked into jail and charged with interfering with officers.

But Eric Felland, 29, of Hollywood, CA, didn’t get off so good. He must have been the rowdy bastard who started the whole ordeal. You can probably bet he’s the dumbass with the gash on his forehead.

Felland, a lighting technician, was charged with entering and remaining, resisting arrest and public intoxication. His bond was set at $752.

Remember the slimy doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother before she died?

Dr. Jan Adams is back on the scene, this time for yet another DUI. His third time since 2003.  Impressive. Our sources say he loves them Heinekens!

The dumbass was arrested at 2:45 am after being spotted in his ‘04 gray Jaguar XJ8 turning onto a freeway (680 freeway near Benicia) off-ramp. He failed a sobriety test and was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, driving the wrong way and driving on a suspended license. He is currently in Solano County Jail awaiting bail.

On a side note, Dr. Adams has also had his physician’s license revoked due to unpaid child support.  He was warned in May and never did anything about it so his license was pulled at midnight last night.  What great timing!  This is the second time this has happened to Dr. Jan, the last time being in 2006 - and it lasted three months.

His license can be reinstated once he is caught up on payments.