Pamela Anderson, who is mostly known for her huge fake titties and her hairless vagina, called Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore for wearing a shirt that said, “Real Girls Eat Meat,” last week.

Anderson, who is a strong supporter of PETA made the comments on Australian radio. She also said that Jessica, “. .was not referring to actual, you know, cows and chickens. I think she was referring to men.”

Of course, that’s just how Pammy thinks. Actually, more like, “Real Girls Screw Guys Who They Lost a Bet To - Then They Marry Them!”

So shut your pie-hole (the small one), Pam. You don’t have a leg to stand on when calling someone a whore.

Listen here:

Pam’s Whore-ifying Attack on Jessica Simpson (TMZ Exclusive)

When you’re Jessica Simpson you can’t depend on your singing career to keep you afloat.

You must supplement it by designing handbags, shoes, sunglasses, swimwear, and now  . . underwear.

Jessica Simpson’s Intimates will be a collection of bras, panties, pajamas, and panty line-free shapewear that will hit stores next Spring.

Jessica tells WWD, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

Personally, I can’t stand Jessica Simpson’s voice, so it doesn’t matter what she sings, I don’t like it.

That goes for Ashlee too.

However, I think that country is a good career move on Jessica’s part, she’s got that Southern Belle thing going on. It’s her only shot at really making it in the music industry because if this fails she’ll have to go back to the bubbly mainstream crap she has been doing all along.

Also it seems that she and Tony Romo are back on - but this time Papa Joe isn’t calling the shots.

Tony didn’t like how Joe meddled in he and Jessica’s business constantly so he laid down the law. He agreed to attend Ashlee’s wedding and give it another shot with Jessica, but only if Joe backed off. A sure sign that it won’t work out in the long run, because really, how long do you think Joe will be able to stay away?

Exactly.

Yep, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz made it official yesterday and were married at her parents home.

Papa Joe performed the ceremony and sister Jessica was the maid of honor.  Pete’s dog, a English Bulldog, Hemingway was the ring bearer.

The wedding had an Alice in Wonderland theme and the cake was described as “a top hat, tea pot, stop watch and a pot of flowers on top.”  Centerpieces were made of black roses.

Ashlee’s dress was by Monique Lhuillier and was ivory lace.

Tony Romo, (yep, he showed) Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Donald Faison and girlfriend CaCee Cobb were among the 150 guests who attended the wedding.

OK! magazine is reporting that the couple officially announced the pregnancy to guests of the ceremony.

“I’m not going to lie and say that I don’t want to see Tony and me in the pictures. It is a good airplane reading if you throw it away when you get off. I’m good at that. I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing. That’s interesting to me. Do I read the stories? Not really. I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.”

- Jessica Simpson likes to see herself and Tony Romo in the gossip rags

Star magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s March 28th hospitalization for a kidney infection was brought on by months of partying and excessive drinking.

Simpson, who has been hopping from one guy to the next since divorcing Nick Lachey, is currently dating Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo, who likes to party.

A source said, “She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”

The source adds that Simpson and Tony have been partying hard for months and that it led to her hospitalization. It was “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Jessica’s infections were brought on by the drinking? Now, I’m not a doctor, but I have never heard of a bladder infection caused by drinking alcohol. However, I do know that sex can bring that sh*t on, and you know these two are going at it like mad. Jessica also requested a pregnancy test during her hospital stay.

According to Wikipedia: “A common cause of UTI is an increase in sexual activity, such as vigorous sexual intercourse with a new partner. The term “honeymoon cystitis” has been applied to this phenomenon.”

Heh. Yup. There you have it folks. Spicy’s diagnosis.

Perez Hilton told Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview that he kissed John Mayer…with tongue!

(I guess this story is a couple days old, but somehow I missed it!)

Perez says that he thinks Mayer is struggling with his sexuality and insists that he is bisexual. “He is definitely bi,” Hilton said.

The make-out session took place at NYC nightclub Stereo last year.

Hilton describes the encounter, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue. I thought he was messing with me. Then he kept going and going.”

He added that Mayer’s girlfriend at the time, Jessica Simpson, didn’t mind that the two men were enjoying themselves. He adds, “While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch.”

Mayer’s publicist is denying all allegations.

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Jessica Simpson was hospitalized briefly following problems resulting from a kidney infection.

On Friday, Simpson was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles where she was treated.

Her spokesperson stated, “She was hospitalized for a kidney infection, but she has been released and is doing fine. A family friend added, “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever. She is so happy she is out and feeling great.”

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