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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Party the Night Away in NYC

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston, 39, and sexy crooner John Mayer, 30, hit the town last night for a very romantic evening together in NYC.

They met up at Manhattan nightclub La Esquina, and before leaving Aniston hugged fans and signed autographs.

The couple wore matching black outfits and witnesses say they were very affectionate toward one another.

Mayer paid the tab, then the pair hit GoldBar, where they danced into the early morning hours.

[Us]

Pink Hates John Mayer

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Outspoken singer, Pink, recently named John Mayer as her most hated celebrity.

She met the playboy singer at a party recently and was appalled when he told her that he only sleeps with dumb chicks.

She said,

“I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”

Man, Mayer has really turned into a penis, hasn’t he? When he first jumped on the scene, he was a hairy, pasty looking dweeb. Back then he claimed he was done sleeping with groupies because he didn’t feel good about it.

“I slept with, like, three girls in a week. I thought that’s what you did. But there was one girl, I don’t remember anything about her, but I left my own body and looked down at myself and said, ‘Huhuh. Not you.’ I stayed up all night and didn’t sleep.”

Pink’s right. Ayone who would willingly give it up to someone so arrogant is a dumb bitch.

Someone give this guy an STD.

[Sun]

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Give It a Second Shot

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston sparked rumors that the two have reunited after spending the weekend together.

Friday night the former lovers met up in Boston to attend a Ray LaMontagne concert, then jetted off to New York where they spent the rest of the weekend together.

The couple split up last August after dating for four months. It was rumored that Aniston, 39, wanted to take the relationship further and had even mentioned having children with the rock star. Mayer, 31, was said to have been scared off by the idea and quickly broke off the relationship.

Friends or back to being lovers?

I’m guessing that they really are back together. John isn’t the type of guy to hang out with his exes, even if they have remained friends..

Celebrity Quote of the Day - John Mayer

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing . . Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

- John Mayer has nothing but good things to say about his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston.

Jen Broke Up With John?

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

I was so confident that John Mayer had been the one to dump Jennifer Aniston, but apparently that was not the case.

The new rumor is that Jen got sick and tired of John’s wandering eye.

They say that Jen actually gave his the ‘three strikes, you’re out’ routine, and after the third strike, a groupie, she kicked him to the curb.

The first two were a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant. Cocktail waitresses are major hookers, man. Every major movie star has done one - or fifty!

A friend who is reportedly close to Aniston said,

“Jen who decided to move on. She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”

John is such a player. And to think he was this goofy, long haired not-so-hot guy when he first landed on the scene. Ok, maybe he was geeky hot. But he was also a bit more modest, and even claimed to have given up sex with grouies.

Remember that? Now he’s just like every other egotistical mofo in Hollywood. I’m so over him!

Yeah, I Knew It.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

You probably did too.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are over, through, kaput.

If you recall, just last week their faces were splashed over all the gossip rags with hints of blessed babies and marvelous marriage.

I knew better. I said let’s wait and see if they make it until next month first. And did they? Hell no! They barely made it a week after the mags hit the shelves!

Rumor has it that Mayer was the one to do the breaking up. Duh.

Is Aniston just totally desperate, or what? Geeze, she must have real self confidence problems because desperateness seeps from her pores! And as they say, if you can’t love yourself, who can love you?

And as for John, it’s simply the thrill of the hunt.

The Gossip Rags Already Have John & Jen Married With Children!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

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For all of you who adore Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together, I’m sorry..

I am just not buying that this couple is going to get married and squirt out some big nosed little pimps anytime soon. Or ever!

Ok! is reporting that the couple have plans for a Fall wedding.

Being as Jen was married once already and had quite the elaborate ceremony, she’s supposedly planning a very small, intimate setting this time around. BFF Courteney Cox and family would attend, of course, with Coco as the flower girl.

Then Star magazine takes it a step further and says that Jen and John are already planning for babies!

The publication claims that John and Jen are convinced the other is “the one” and that Jen feels now is her time to shine.

A source told the magazine that Jen would love Brad to see her holding her baby on magazine covers - instead of the other way around. Now there’s a great reason to have a baby - retaliation!

Anyhow, I am not buying any of it. Let’s see if they make it until next month first…




















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