“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing . . Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”
- John Mayer has nothing but good things to say about his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston.
I was so confident that John Mayer had been the one to dump Jennifer Aniston, but apparently that was not the case.
The new rumor is that Jen got sick and tired of John’s wandering eye.
They say that Jen actually gave his the ‘three strikes, you’re out’ routine, and after the third strike, a groupie, she kicked him to the curb.
The first two were a cocktail waitress and a promoter’s assistant. Cocktail waitresses are major hookers, man. Every major movie star has done one - or fifty!
A friend who is reportedly close to Aniston said,
“Jen who decided to move on. She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”
John is such a player. And to think he was this goofy, long haired not-so-hot guy when he first landed on the scene. Ok, maybe he was geeky hot. But he was also a bit more modest, and even claimed to have given up sex with grouies.
Remember that? Now he’s just like every other egotistical mofo in Hollywood. I’m so over him!
You probably did too.
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are over, through, kaput.
If you recall, just last week their faces were splashed over all the gossip rags with hints of blessed babies and marvelous marriage.
I knew better. I said let’s wait and see if they make it until next month first. And did they? Hell no! They barely made it a week after the mags hit the shelves!
Rumor has it that Mayer was the one to do the breaking up. Duh.
Is Aniston just totally desperate, or what? Geeze, she must have real self confidence problems because desperateness seeps from her pores! And as they say, if you can’t love yourself, who can love you?
And as for John, it’s simply the thrill of the hunt.
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For all of you who adore Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together, I’m sorry..
I am just not buying that this couple is going to get married and squirt out some big nosed little pimps anytime soon. Or ever!
Ok! is reporting that the couple have plans for a Fall wedding.
Being as Jen was married once already and had quite the elaborate ceremony, she’s supposedly planning a very small, intimate setting this time around. BFF Courteney Cox and family would attend, of course, with Coco as the flower girl.
Then Star magazine takes it a step further and says that Jen and John are already planning for babies!
The publication claims that John and Jen are convinced the other is “the one” and that Jen feels now is her time to shine.
A source told the magazine that Jen would love Brad to see her holding her baby on magazine covers - instead of the other way around. Now there’s a great reason to have a baby - retaliation!
Anyhow, I am not buying any of it. Let’s see if they make it until next month first…
A buff John Mayer, who took a stand and urged the Los Angeles City Council to “regulate” the paparazzi, changes gears – and clothes – Thursday, heading to the gym for a workout.
People magazine is really one of my fave celeb publications because they take ass-kissing to a whole other level, they toss salad and throw in cheese croutons. Heh. They go to extremes to make nice with celebs in order to get exclusives even if they gotta lie. John Mayer is NOT buff! Zac Efron could kick his ass any day, and he’s like 10 years younger. Now that boy is ripped. John’s arms only have light definition. Please!
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer won’t let their busy schedules interfere with some hot lustin’ sex romps!
(EDIT: Sorry I repeated myself earlier . . I suck at editing sometimes . . heh)
Coincidentally, the two are both working overseas, Mayer is on tour and Aniston is promoting her upcoming film Marley & Me. (Which, by the way, I am dying to see. I just finished the book last night, and read it in a whopping four days.)
Mayer played at ‘Picnic in the Park’ in Den Haag outside Amsterdam on Sunday. He stayed in Amsterdam until Tuesday afternoon even though he had a show to play in the UK later that evening. Apparently he not only stuck around to smoke the finest herb in the land, he wanted to see Aniston who came to town to promote her movie at the 2008 Cinema Expo.
Jen and John had separate hotels but John spent little time in his after Aniston arrived. He headed to the UK around noon Tuesday, leaving Aniston to take in the sights on a tourist boat tour.
Jen Aniston and John Mayer helped Courteney Cox and David Arquette celebrate their nine year anniversary last night.
The two couples attended a humanitarian event in honor of Jeffrey Sachs (who is known for his charity work with Ms. Jolie) at a steakhouse in Los Angeles.
A witness says that Jen and John, “had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night.”
The couple have been spotted together numerous times over the past couple of months. John attended the cast party of Aniston’s new film, Marley & Me, in Miami and more recently they enjoyed time together at the home of Cox and Arquette.
Of the relationship with Aniston, Mayer has said, “This is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control. This is me living my life.”
