Khloe and Kim Kardashian

[Updated]  Khloe Kardashian, 24, will report to jail this Friday to serve time for her DUI arrest last year.

A source said, “The judge is trying to make an example out of her.”

I’m curious as to how, being as she will most likely only serve a few minutes or hours of the 3 days she was sentenced to.

She admitted to “failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class.”

Wow.  Three days.  Way to throw the book at her judge..

Josh Brolin was arrested after he was involved in a bar fight early Saturday morning in Shreveport, LA.

He is there shooting the upcoming film about George W. Bush called, ‘W’.

The fight went down at the Stray Cat Club at around 2 am. Officers were called with a complaint about an unruly patron. As they arrived, Brolin and castmate Jeffrey Wright (he plays Colin Powell in ‘W‘) intercepted the officers.

More officers were called as the situation escalated, and eventually there were 10 officers on the scene.

Brolin, Wright and four others were accused of interfering with police.

Brolin was booked into jail and later posted the $334 bond and was released.

Also arrested were Wright, 42, Evan C. Bates, 26, of Torrance, CA; Cherilyn Young, 36, of Austin, TX; Amy Draughn, 33; and Ismael Martinez, 28, of El Paso, TX.

Bates, Martinez and Young also were booked into jail and charged with interfering with officers.

But Eric Felland, 29, of Hollywood, CA, didn’t get off so good. He must have been the rowdy bastard who started the whole ordeal. You can probably bet he’s the dumbass with the gash on his forehead.

Felland, a lighting technician, was charged with entering and remaining, resisting arrest and public intoxication. His bond was set at $752.

Boy George has been refused a visa allowing him to enter the country.

George has scheduled performance dates in the United States for his current tour. He was also set to perform especially for his former colleagues at New York’s Department of Sanitation.

George’s spokesperson says his client is devastated. It would have been the singer’s first performances in the States in a decade.

His attorneys are attempting to get George’s visa approved.

His manager said in a statement, “George is astounded at the decision and is having lawyers here in the States look at it in the hope that someone will change their mind. George has not been convicted of anything in London and there is a presumption in the Western World of innocence until proven guilty. He is clearly not considered any form of risk.  George really would love to come to America and repay his American fans  loyalty and that is why we are asking the U.S. authorities to reconsider their decision.”

A jury has found R. Kelly not guilty of fourteen counts of child pornography.

Kelly - who has long been rumored to be sexually “into” young girls - has denied that it is him in the video with the 13-year-old girl, six years ago. The victim also denied it was her in the film even though numerous witnesses claim that both Kelly and the victim were indeed the ones in the footage.

Unbelievable.

A paparazzo, Edwin Merino, 30, has been arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and the father of her baby, Casey Aldridge, in Liberty, Mississippi.

Merino, denies that he was stalking the younger Spears, but insists he was singled out because he was the only photographer in the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He admits he followed the couple for four days while in Liberty, but insists he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. He adds that he didn’t get any good shots of Jamie Lynn during his time in Liberty, until he went to Walmart to buy some deodorant.

“The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

The cameraman posted bond Tuesday and is scheduled to appear in court next week. All in all he says his trip was “a waste.”

Merino is the same photographer who once captured older sister Britney Spears without any panties on. That must have been the high point of his career. So of course this trip was a waste, he was probably hoping for exclusive upskirt uterus shots of Jamie Lynn or something.

Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s attorneys requested that the courts allow him to be released from solitary confinement in which he spends 16-17 hours a day.

They’re playing the cruel and unusual punishment card.

“Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement,” his attorneys claim in court papers.

Nick’s legal team is trying to persuade the courts that Nick is being subjected to “substantial amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile.” Court documents go on to say that Nick’s sentence, “is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence.”

His attorneys want him to be transfered to either home confinement or to be released to the minimum security area in the jail, which apparently “is not equipped for juveniles.”

That sounds like one hell of a gamble to me. You can be assured that the legal team is trying to get him back home, but what if he gets minimum security instead? Wouldn’t he be at risk?

Probably not, now that I think about it. People in jail are generally morons, and they tend to get star struck too. Now if he was a sexual predator that would be out of the question. Instead, he merely caused his best friend’s head to get dented in like a dollar store Barbie. Apparently not worthy of solitary confinement.

UPDATE: TMZ just obtained court documents [PDF file] stating Bollea’s defenses in this case.

Nick’s family blame everyone under the sun, except Nick, for the accident.  In Nick’s defense, attorneys claim that John, a legal adult, could have opted to not enter the vehicle if he thought Nick was driving unsafe.  For the same reason they say he had multiple opportunities to exit the vehicle at one of many street lights they encountered.  Also, John chose to not wear a seatbelt and that if he had, he wouldn’t have sustained injuries to the extent that he did.

Lastly, they go onto say that the driver of the other vehicle, also an adult, should have equal responsibility as Nick in this case.

The one thing they state over and over is that Nick is a minor and that any actions he may have taken should have been supervised by John and the other driver.  So basically, it’s their faults for allowing him to drive like a moron.

Hardly shocking.

Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for her incident on a British Airways flight last month.

Campbell threw a fit after learning her luggage would not make the same flight that she was on so she screamed and cursed at staff, spit on a responding officer and caused the flight to be delayed for an hour and a half. Sheesh, I would hope the bitch is getting prosecuted!

She is being charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. She is to appear in court on June 20th. If convicted she faces up to six months in prison and a hefty fine.

Her attorney released the following statement:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

This is only one of the numerous abusive incidents involving Campbell, whom I would guess still has a raging cocaine problem. DUH!

Last year she was ordered to mop floors in a warehouse for five days after hitting an assistant with her cell phone. Afterwards, she claimed the punishment had changed her and that she had given up coke. She said, “I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s something I definitely learned from. Now I have to get on with my life, keep working on my problems and go to meetings every day.”

Talking out her ass, saying what the media wants to hear. We know how sincere she was. Look at her now.

I still doubt she’ll do any time, but my fingers are crossed.