Madonna and Jesus

Madonna’s boytoy, Jesus Luz, has dumped the super megastar after realizing the two have nothing in common.

Duh!

Jesus, 23, reportedly broke off the relationship with Madonna, 51, after a year of dating. Madonna and Jesus hooked up as she was dating New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez.

The break up between Madonna and Jesus was also possibly brought on by the fact that Jesus’ mother wasn’t happy about her son dating the aging pop star. For the record, Jesus’ mother is 14-years younger than Madonna. Ouch.

Will Madonna and Alex Rodriguez hook up again? It remains to be seen. But as far as we know, Alex has been single since he and Kate Hudson broke up in December. The rumor’s been that Alex still has feelings for Madge, so stay tuned. If she ends up wanting him back, my guess is that he’ll go running from his mirror and back into her jerky arms.

Madonna for Dolce & Gabbana

Madonna in a new Dole & Gabbana ad campaign, and I rather like these pics.

Just a good Italian girl, right?

The pics were featured in the latest issue of Italian Vanity Fair ad were shot by Steven Klein. Madonna is wearing pieces from the new spring/summer 2010 Dolce & Gabbana line. The shots were inspired by Italian Neorealism cinema, which Madonna is apparently a fan of.

I think this shoot is great. For once Madonna isn’t spread eagle in fishnets and boots up to her chin. Much classier and it suits her well. Her face though, not a wrinkle in sight! Not that it looks bad, just…a little unreal. Kudos to Klein though, great shots.

Jesus Luz, Madonna’s boy toy, DJs at a nightclub while in his hometown, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

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Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon, who turned 13 last week, dancing her way out the door to a waiting car.

She looks an awful lot like mom did in the 80s. Funny that the 80s styles are totally “in” right now too. I bet we’ll be seeing a lot of this kid in a few years..

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I fell in love with Christopher Ciccone, Madonna’s brother, after reading his book, Life with My Sister Madonna earlier this year.

I had heard of him, knew who he was, but after reading the book I felt like I knew, and loved, him. And not like that, he is gay, but in a way like you would care for a good friend. Starkly contrasted to the way I feel about his sister, I might add. If you haven’t read the book, PLEASE, GO to your local library and pick it up today. Madonna fan or not, I promise, it is a damn good read.

Anyhow, Chris is speaking out about his vain sis, saying that she isn’t looking so hot these days, depsite spending thousands on anti-aging procedures and cosmetics.

Clearly not impressed, he said, “She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” referring how Madonna looked at the 2009 VMA’s.

Little brother goes on to take a stab at his sister’s boytoy, Jesus Luz: “It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don’t keep. It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him.”

Yeah, Jesus does look greasy a lot, doesn’t he? Whatever, he is just a little bitch with no huevos to speak of. When Madge is done with him he’ll crash and burn. Greasy curls and all.

I love Chris because he doesn’t give a sh*t about what his sister thinks. For many years he did, and for many years he helped her get her career off the ground and supported her, but once she got big, she became paranoid that everyone, including her brother, was out to get her, or had an ulterior motive. Too bad, because I think Chris is great. It’s Madonna with a stick up her arse, not him. Funny, Madonna claims to not want to be taken advantage of, and refuses to see her brother, but yet will let a parasite hanger-on like Jesus Luz do just that…be a parasite hanger-on. Madonna is simply an “opportunity” for Jesus – and a huge one at that. Do you think he is in it for the love? Yeah, pffft, dream on!

Madonna’s official Celebration Video

Madonna’s new Celebration video.

Madge’s plaything Jesus Lux appears as a DJ that she pretty much seduces, ripping his shirt off as the lyrics, “I guess I don’t recognize you with your clothes on,” play in the background.

Daughter Lourdes actually makes a quick appearance as well, can you spot her?

Lots of pelvic thrusting, crotch grabbing, leg spreading, you know, the usual. Love her outfit though..

Madonna, dressed in her personalized basketball uniform, after lunch with her pals Italian fashion designer duo Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana.

Madge spent the day on a boat with family and her own personal Jesus.

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Madonna and her babies.

Boyfriend Jesus Luz, adopted children David Banda & Mercy, and daughter Lourdes go for a boat ride in Portofino, Italy on the singer’s 51st birthday (August 16th).

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