Mariah Carey at the 2010 Oscars/ 82nd Academy Awards.

Oh, Mariah, can’t you just be demure without showing too much skin for once? And the Oscars of all awards shows, is the most prestigious. No need to bare legs and boobs at this event. It’s all about style and class. But Mariah always has to show too much of something. Does she think she won’t be noticed is she doesn’t? I just don’t get it. I’m not saying her dress is awful, it’s just…so Mariah!

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Mariah Carey People’s Choice Acceptance Speech

Woot! Party time for MC Loca!

Mariah Carey is on a roll! Girlfriend had her second acceptance speech in two days, this time at the People’s Choice Awards.

Not quite as bad as her speech from the night before at the Palm Springs Film Festival, but still, you could tell she was feeling no pain. Husband Nick Cannon had to escort her up to the podium, cause he’s a good little assistant (man-bitch) like that..

Mariah also thanked him in her speech for helping her with the dress, and for things that “she probably shouldn’t mention.”

Mariah is the new Anna Nicole. Heh.

Mariah Carey drunk acceptance speech last night

We all know Mariah Carey likes to get her drink on, but I would say last night she may have washed a pill or two down with her jug of wine before her acceptance speech last night.

Mariah accepted an award at the Palm Springs film festival last night for her role in Precious. And she was a hot mess! Slurring, extremely slow, staggered speech, it was awesome.

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Oh well, party on, Mimi, at least you have a driver!

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey, as much as she wishes she wasn’t, is a straight-up thick girl.

Not saying this is a bad thing, but seriously, sister just needs to get over it and embrace her figure. Her photo shoots are always airbrushed to make her look like a size 2, when in all actuality she is about a 12, at best.

Her hubby Nick Cannon, is such a likable guy, I just don’t get what he sees in her. It just seems like he is a sort of servant to her, constantly catering to her needs. As I have said before, he’s like her assistant. Hell, he’s probably on the payroll!

It’s funny, while we were shooting the pilot for The Gossip Queens this is one of the topics I discussed. Both Loni Love and Kym Whitley were almost appalled when I asked if they thought Mariah respected Nick Cannon. But Micah McCain (who I adore) was right there with me.

I know Mariah’s fans hate that I even suggest such a thing, but eh, whatever. I learned a long time ago, that no matter what I say, I piss someone off.

Now someone go get Mariah a deep fried Twinkie, will you? STAT!

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Mariah Carey, always one to make a grand entrance, arrives at the launch party for her fragrance “Forever.”

The side of Carey’s Rolls Royce Phantom reads: “Memoirs of an imperfect angel” along with various photos of the singer plastered on its side. The super diva kept the crowd waiting earlier for nearly an hour to watch her turn on the Christmas lights at London’s (and Europe’s) largest shopping center.

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Mariah Carey in a really, really, awful bathing suit that does nothing to compliment her sausage body.

Who picked this monstrosity out?! It has to be one of the most unflattering suits I have seen in my entire life.

The “v” cut to her navel makes her look like she’s got a beer belly, the “boy cut” legs make them look like tree stumps and WTF is up with her nipples? What’s she hiding in there? I bet she has a cube of ice on each one, heh. And I won’t mention the Fred Flinstone feet…

Mariah hater, who me?

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon dressed like angels for Halloween.

Mariah Carey and her man-slave Nick Cannon arrive at M2 club in Chelsea dressed as angels for a Halloween party. Halloween is just an excuse for Mariah to be seen publicly wearing lingerie. If angels dress like attention seeking whores then Mariah’s got it down perfectly.

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Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon at the Alice Tully Hall for the New York Film Festival screening of the critically-acclaimed movie, “Precious”.

Surprisingly enough, Mariah has received rave reviews for her role in the movie. Am I the only one having a hard time believing she can act?

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