Naomi Campbell is a Biter

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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Who would have known someone with a completely out of control temper and taste for cocaine would be such a freak?

Kidding of course. We all know Naomi Campbell is probably a complete animal in the bedroom.

Here she is with Russian boyfriend Vladislav Doronin, 46.

Say that fast 10 times..

Anyhow, this guy is worth billions and isn’t too bad looking…at all. But for some reason he has a couple loose screws - he’s slipping it to this crazy bitch.

This picture has to be about the most repulsive looking kiss ever. And the guy next to them checking it out is pretty creepy too -and I think he’s actually sporting wood…

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Friday, June 13th, 2008
  • Naomi Campbell’s drunk ass was photographed on the Italian Isle of Capri the other night. She was so wasted she couldn’t even stand up! Naomi, 38, was seen being caught by an unknown female in the middle of a street with other party goers surrounding her. Now Campbell’s publicist is insisting that the evil supermodel was not intoxicated, instead she says Naomi was playing a “trust game” where you fall back into your friend’s arms. Yes, the same game you played in elementary school. The not-very-smart publicist said, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Someone hit that bitch upside the head with a blackberry..
  • Sorry boys, Victoria’s Secret hottie, Adrianna Lima, 27, is engaged to Minnesota Timberwolves basketball star Marko Jaric, 29.
    Jaric’s publicist confirmed the news saying, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”
    Jaric said in March, “I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint. Now, it’s a little different situation.”
    The couple have been dating for four months.
  • Coldplay singer and husband to Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, walked out of a recorded BBC interview nine minutes into it. He was asked whether his new album, Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends, was a morbid reflection of the band’s lyrical obsession with death. For some reason he didn’t fancy that question. “I wouldn’t agree with you there at all, no,” said Martin. “I’d say you’re journalistically twisting me into saying something I don’t really mean.” The band’s drummer, Will Champion, was left to answer questions until Martin got over himself and returned for one last question about their music moving in a different direction, to which he replied, “Um..yes. Yes, yes. Exactly.”
  • Angelina Jolie’s father, Jon Voight, will join the cast of ‘24′ as he has landed the role of the villainous nemesis of Kiefer sutherland’s character, Jack Bauer. This is Voight’s first series role in 40 years. The character will be introduced during “24’s” two-hour Season 7 prequel and will be featured heavily in the latter half of the season. The prequel, now shooting on location in South Africa, is slated to air Nov. 23, with Season 7 of the Imagine TV/20th TV-produced series kicking off in January.

With Any Luck Naomi Campbell Will Go to Jail

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for her incident on a British Airways flight last month.

Campbell threw a fit after learning her luggage would not make the same flight that she was on so she screamed and cursed at staff, spit on a responding officer and caused the flight to be delayed for an hour and a half. Sheesh, I would hope the bitch is getting prosecuted!

She is being charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. She is to appear in court on June 20th. If convicted she faces up to six months in prison and a hefty fine.

Her attorney released the following statement:


“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

This is only one of the numerous abusive incidents involving Campbell, whom I would guess still has a raging cocaine problem. DUH!

Last year she was ordered to mop floors in a warehouse for five days after hitting an assistant with her cell phone. Afterwards, she claimed the punishment had changed her and that she had given up coke. She said, “I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s something I definitely learned from. Now I have to get on with my life, keep working on my problems and go to meetings every day.”

Talking out her ass, saying what the media wants to hear. We know how sincere she was. Look at her now.

I still doubt she’ll do any time, but my fingers are crossed.

Uh, Naomi, You’re a Little Late!

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

After British Airways banned Naomi Campbell for life for spitting on a police officer, the bitchy supermodel announced that she plans on boycotting the airline after treating her oh, so badly.

Campbell says that BA has a “complete disrespect for the passengers,” and says that the airline has asked her to fly with them again, which I find hard to believe.

“Someone from B.A. called me and asked that I return to fly with them, but this will not occur so early. They didn’t find my bag—said it wasn’t in the system—and there was a complete disrespect for the passengers. I am not speaking for myself. I am speaking for all those who have been disrespected.”

A spokesperson for British Airways says there was no phone call made to Campbell. “We are not aware of any pleading phone calls to Ms. Campbell.”

Drama, drama, drama. Geeze, how does the bitch live like that? What is SO WRONG in her life to make her so bitter? For someone who has so much potential it’s a shame she wastes all her energy expending hatred and anger.

British Airways May Ban Naomi Campbell For Life

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Naomi Campbell may be banned from flying British Airways for life after she was arrested before a flight last week.

Naomi threw a tantrum after airline employees told her that one of her bags had been misplaced. Officers were called to the scene and as Campbell sat in her first-class seat waiting for take-off, officers boarded the plane to regain control of the situation. Campbell spit on and hit a police officer at one point, leading to her arrest.

The airlines is actively reviewing her case and the decision on whether or not to ban her will come after their investigation is complete and depending on whether police decide to prosecute or not.

Prosecute! Ban! Ban! Ban! Bitch deserves it. She’s straight up evil!

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Naomi Campbell Spits on Cop, Gets Arrested

Friday, April 4th, 2008

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Naomi Campbell’s sh*tty attitude managed to get her arrested yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London.

The ultra bitch went off on British Airways employees after she was told one of her bags would not make it onto the flight. Although she was assured that her bag would eventually make it back to her, the supermodel was inconsolable and went into a rage.

She was still screaming uncontrollably at staff as she boarded her flight. They grew sick of her sh*t and called police who then boarded the plane. The officers tried to dissolve the situation by calming Campbell, but she wasn’t having it and boy, I guess she really lost it.

She spit on an officer and then started pounding on him with her fists. The police finally got control of the situation and hauled the twat off the plane where she was promptly arrested and taken to a police station, still ranting and raving.

The flight ended up being over an hour and a half late as luggage belonging to Campbell and her entourage were removed from the plane.

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Naomi Campbell’s Former Assistant Commits Suicide

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

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Naomi Campbell’s former personal assistant has committed suicide by jumping off a bridge to her death.

Jade Bien-Aimee Sutherland, assistant, stylist and celebrity shopper was found dead under a bridge in London near her residence. She was 28.

She quit working for Campbell last year after the two had a fight and was later seen crying on the streets of L.A.

Sutherland was born a male but underwent a sex change. Her boyfriend had died of pneumonia ten days before.

She wrote an email to friends saying, “He’s now gone, I’m all alone, my heart is empty, my life is empty. I don’t think life’s worth living after losing a close one.”

Sharon and Kelly Osbourne were among those who attended Sutherland’s funeral in London’s Piccadilly.

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