Eenie, meenie, miney, HO!

Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

In a recent interview Paris Hilton was asked about her grandfather leaving most of his billions to assorted charities instead of the Hilton’s themselves.

It was a question Paris didn’t really care for..heh. Like the dumb bitch doesn’t have enough money already.

It looks like David Letterman and Paris Hilton got over their differences after her last appearance.

Last time he almost made her cry, it was awesome. Unfortunately, this one isn’t as entertaining.

This time Paris talks about her new reality show on MTV, Nicole Richie and their relationship, and, of course, Benji Madden, whom she says she wants to be with “forever”. :rolleyes:

Paris Hilton launched her new line of hair extensions in New York today.

The extensions, Clipin-Go by Paris Hilton, will be available at Sally Beauty Supply in ten different shades. They are currently only available in the 18″ length, but more variations and colors will be available in the near future.

Mike Spinozzi, president of Sally Beauty Supply, said, “It’s a powerful combination and we’re excited to work with Paris. She’s business-savvy and very creative.”

Hilton said at the launching, “I’ve been wearing hair extensions for years and have tried other products that didn’t work. When I started using DreamCatchers from my line I started using the best quality and styles. I’m always coming up with new ideas because I love coming up with fun hairstyles.”

The Barbie hair will retail for $79.99.

“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material.You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”

- Benji Madden thinks he and girlfriend Paris Hilton will eventually marry.

People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

AP: Why take your search for a new best friend to the reality-TV world?

Paris Hilton: Well I did ”The Simple Life” for five seasons. I had a great time. I love reality TV. It’s my favorite to watch. When I was approached with this idea I just thought it would be so much fun, being a producer on the show as well, having boys and girls move into a house all vying to be my best friend, I just thought it’d be fun and I’d also like to meet some new friends.

AP: Do you think you can find a real, lasting friendship this way? Do you have a preference of male or female?

I just want to see the contestants and see how they are. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, just as long as its someone I can trust, someone I can have fun with and just someone who’s going to be able to like handle all the other things that are going to come with being my best friend.

AP: Like what?

Just being in the media, just someone who’s not going to care about that, just someone who cares about me.

AP: What are some of the qualities you’re looking for in a new best friend?

Just someone who’s fun, someone who I can trust and just someone who, I don’t know, just someone to get along with that is not going to screw me over. Just someone to have a great time with.

AP: You recently found a new best friend in Benji Madden. What are some of the challenges in finding friends you click with?

It is hard meeting new people. Most of my friends I’ve had my entire life, like obviously my sister and Nicole Richie have been with me forever. So when I meet new people, I’m always a little wary of the reason they may want to become my friend. I can usually just tell by when we’re out in public and there’s paparazzi around, I see, you know, who gets a little bit too excited or whatever. I can tell how those people are.

AP: Because it’s a show, it’s possible that some contestants might be more interested in being on TV than being your best friend. How will you determine people’s sincerity?

We’re at MTV right now and just going over all the challenges and different things we’re going to be putting the contestants through. I can’t really tell because they’re all top secret.

AP: How has this experience been different from ”The Simple Life” and your feature-film work?

This is like completely different. ”The Simple Life” was more fish-out-of-water, Nicole and I just doing things we’ve never done.

AP: What kinds of things appeal to you when you’re looking at the videos on ParisBFF.com?

Just people who are fun, people who I know are going to be great on TV, people who have fun personalities, they’re not shy, the people who tell their deepest secrets, people who are open to being honest and having a great time. That’s what my show’s about.

AP: Talk about your role as executive producer.

Actually I was a producer of ”The Simple Life” as well. Well, just being in control of everything and making all the decisions and just really being on top of everything, coming up with ideas. The casting process, with ”The Simple Life” I didn’t do all that, so this has been a lot of work but a lot of fun as well.

AP: What else is going on with you?

I’ve just been traveling for a while and just launched my clothing line and my shoe line. I’m just getting ready for my movie - ”Repo! The Genetic Opera” is coming out soon. So I’m just getting ready for that.

AP: With all your projects, do you still have time for fun?

Not as much as I used to when I was younger. But I’m always traveling. I have a lot of businesses I run. Everything is so successful so it feels really great and I’d rather be working than doing anything else.

Paris Hilton was banned from a Russia’s Hyatt Hotel in Moscow after writing on the wall of her suite.

Paris reportedly did a photoshoot in the room and wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008‘ on the wall in black marker.

Not a smart thing to do being as the suite goes for a whopping $16,000 a night. The wallpaper she wrote on was pretty spendy as well. She was fined $9000 for being such a moron.

A Hyatt rep says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Well yeah, think about it. Having her name signed in your suite is enough to make you want to get a room elsewhere. It might as well have been a biohazard sign on the wall!