Paris Hilton was partying last night in Hollywood at the nightclub Coco de Ville with her sister Nicky and at some point things went awry.

Apparently, Paris got socked in the face by another female who was at the club! The woman landed a good one, and they say that the skank did get a black eye from the punch!

I can’t wait to see it. Heh.

You can’t see her left eye in this video, but here she is leaving the club after it happened.

Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

In a recent interview Paris Hilton was asked about her grandfather leaving most of his billions to assorted charities instead of the Hilton’s themselves.

It was a question Paris didn’t really care for..heh. Like the dumb bitch doesn’t have enough money already.

It looks like David Letterman and Paris Hilton got over their differences after her last appearance.

Last time he almost made her cry, it was awesome. Unfortunately, this one isn’t as entertaining.

This time Paris talks about her new reality show on MTV, Nicole Richie and their relationship, and, of course, Benji Madden, whom she says she wants to be with “forever”. :rolleyes:

Paris Hilton launched her new line of hair extensions in New York today.

The extensions, Clipin-Go by Paris Hilton, will be available at Sally Beauty Supply in ten different shades. They are currently only available in the 18″ length, but more variations and colors will be available in the near future.

Mike Spinozzi, president of Sally Beauty Supply, said, “It’s a powerful combination and we’re excited to work with Paris. She’s business-savvy and very creative.”

Hilton said at the launching, “I’ve been wearing hair extensions for years and have tried other products that didn’t work. When I started using DreamCatchers from my line I started using the best quality and styles. I’m always coming up with new ideas because I love coming up with fun hairstyles.”

The Barbie hair will retail for $79.99.

“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material.You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”

- Benji Madden thinks he and girlfriend Paris Hilton will eventually marry.