Paris Hilton, who is pretty much the one responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian to the media’s attention, made fun of her friend while being interviewed on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday.

She said,

“I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Bwahaha. Awesome visual.

Paris later realized that she had made a mistake by saying such a thing publicly and said to In Touch magazine, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim has been a good sport and apparently accepts Paris’ apology. “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”

- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.

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Paris Hilton normally loves attention from paparazzi, but recently she fell down as she tried to outrun them and ended up cutting her precious little face.

Unfortunately, we don’t get to see the fall itself or the injury, but here it is anyway.

“I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

- Paris Hilton not realizing she sucks at geography.

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I am certainly not claiming to be a Picaso, but I like to get my doodle on every now and then.

Last Friday after having some computer issues, to kill time I picked up a pen and randomly starting drawing Hooker Hilton.

I never really thought to scan any of the drawings I do because really, I only do chicken scratch sketches that are completed in about 5 minutes. Heh. Anyhow, here’s my depiction of Paris. Could be worse..lol.

Larry King: “Have you ever used or been addicted to drugs?”
Paris Hilton: “No.”

Paris Hilton recently visited The Peninsula hotel in Beverly Hills and left a little surprise for housekeeping.

Just after Hilton checked out of her room the maids went to work. They entered the room and couldn’t believe how much it reeked of stinky green bud. Everything in the room was saturated with the smell. It became quite a task for the maids to get the stench out of the room.

They opened the window, changed the linens, cleaned the furniture, vacuumed the curtains and even shampooed the rug -but the smell lingered. (That probably wasn’t the only stench that lingered..)

A lasting impression.

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