But of course, no credit to me. Such a shocker. Heh.
Isn’t that funny as hell? Be my guest and go leave a comment.
Most of the tweens who visit his site either hate my pic or think he looks like a child molester! Ha! I never claimed to be a Picasso, that’s why I call them ‘Chicken Scratch Sketches’! So bite me if it sucks.
Anyhow, thanks Megan for letting me know even though you read his lame ass site. Heh.
To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.
There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!
Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.
If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!
Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!
EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.
Perez Hilton told Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview that he kissed John Mayer…with tongue!
(I guess this story is a couple days old, but somehow I missed it!)
Perez says that he thinks Mayer is struggling with his sexuality and insists that he is bisexual. “He is definitely bi,” Hilton said.
The make-out session took place at NYC nightclub Stereo last year.
Hilton describes the encounter, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue. I thought he was messing with me. Then he kept going and going.”
He added that Mayer’s girlfriend at the time, Jessica Simpson, didn’t mind that the two men were enjoying themselves. He adds, “While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch.”
Mayer’s publicist is denying all allegations.
Perez Hilton, by Spicy Pants.
Sorry I haven’t done any of these in awhile. I only do them when I’m in the mood, and I obviously haven’t felt like it lately. Thought you guys would enjoy this one.
Sheens and Queens
Celebrities stepped out last night at the Best in Drag for AIDS fundraiser at L.A.’s Orpheum Theatre.
In attendance were Kathy Griffin, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor, Rebecca Gayheart and husband Eric Dane, Jennifer Coolidge, Katey Sagal and many more.
Celebrities who were at the event were announced to the audience. When Martin Sheen’s name was called the crowd gave him an amazing standing ovation. The crowd obviously loved him. But Perez Hilton? No such love. Even though it was mostly a room full of gays and drag queens, Perez was booed when his name was announced.
Perez took it well and told TMZ,
“I’m happy to get the gays talking! I’m even happier to raise awareness for Aid for AIDS, a wonderful organization.”
Charlie and Martin joined Jon Cryer and Brooke Mueller to donate $25,000 to the cause. I wonder if Perez donated anything? Tight ass makes a small fortune..
